@ollieeeee ONG its SILLY OLLIE!!!!! I hav never seen tjis thing in my life.
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Ollie ollie ollie was walking in the pig woods on his little cat feet. He was jumpingnand swaying but it was OK he was a responsible cat and didnt kill any of the native wildlife because he has a dorvers license. 1 time he wasnin there when suddnely he detected a faint green smell: it was a FART and he said i need it so he followed the fart deep into the woods with the precision of a bloodhound? Except that when he got there it wasnt a fart. It was a TOXIC SWAMP MIRAGE. And ollie said aaaaahhhhh but when he opened his mouth to say that (ah) he had his tongue out and his tongue caught someonf the toxic swamp air and begin to change. Now instead of being cat tongue pink his tongue was COOL GREEN. And it was fine except that it hirt a little so ollie said YEOWTCH! And he regretted looking for the fart a little bit. But when the tomgue hardened it became green forever but not hurting and it was actualy pretty neat. So now ollie goes around showing off his cool green tongue to all the woodland animals (that he doesnt kill) (dorvers licesnse) but secretly he is always on the lookout for his next big fart
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ollieeeee ONG its SILLY OLLIE!!!!! I hav never seen tjis thing in my life.
Ollie ollie ollie was walking in the pig woods on his little cat feet. He was jumpingnand swaying but it was OK he was a responsible cat and didnt kill any of the native wildlife because he has a dorvers license. 1 time he wasnin there when suddnely he detected a faint green smell: it was a FART and he said i need it so he followed the fart deep into the woods with the precision of a bloodhound? Except that when he got there it wasnt a fart. It was a TOXIC SWAMP MIRAGE. And ollie said aaaaahhhhh but when he opened his mouth to say that (ah) he had his tongue out and his tongue caught someonf the toxic swamp air and begin to change. Now instead of being cat tongue pink his tongue was COOL GREEN. And it was fine except that it hirt a little so ollie said YEOWTCH! And he regretted looking for the fart a little bit. But when the tomgue hardened it became green forever but not hurting and it was actualy pretty neat. So now ollie goes around showing off his cool green tongue to all the woodland animals (that he doesnt kill) (dorvers licesnse) but secretly he is always on the lookout for his next big fart
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this is so perfect thank u (ollies bites u in appreciation)
this is so perfect thank u (ollies bites u in appreciation)
hi meat here ur friend meat can u lore up this owl please
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@BigB0yJENKINS - GREETINGS!!!!! the resident businessman Seth is willing to part with some of his preciousssssss moneyssss for some lore.
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BigB0yJENKINS - GREETINGS!!!!! the resident businessman Seth is willing to part with some of his preciousssssss moneyssss for some lore.
...business
HOORAAAAYYYY
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@sfx "Hoo" says the light owl sittin on the tree all night long i watch and see Hoo goes where and what they do she knows what and she knows Hoo. She spread her wings without a sound and flew the whole night all around she looked into the darkest stream and saw a supernatural gleam. "Hi" said the ghost that was swimming in the stream i once had a lovely dream that I could fly but then i drowned now my dream's dead and i'm earthbound. "Halt" said the night owl don't you cry i know how to make you fly swim into my wings of light and i'll take you across the night. The light owl used to fly alone it was all she'd ever known but now within her golden wings a lifted soul and new friend sings
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@Businessman hello thank you for your bsuiness. I like the color of your busienss.
Once upon a time deep in the slaargs of the forest a swampy createure bubbled and broiled inside jt. Then a smartly dressed green thing came by and said hello you look like you are in need of some business, yes you do, well you are in luck sir i do beleihe you are in luck! For i ahve some freshly harvested BUSINESS right here and its all for the low low price of thirtee nintey nine. And the swamp said ????? Because it was a forested wetland permanently saturated in the water. And the business man said well well well it looks like you are a hard bargaij it looks like you are a smart fella. Nothing gets past you. Wel just because youre such a team player im going to give you a new bargain. Its going to be half off and im bringning it down to: A million. And the swamp said look im gonna need you to stop OK im really tored and i had a really bad day because i lost like 50 water fleas due to circumstances outisde my control. So why dont you just go home and live on a rock. And the business man said OK well, what if its a million and one. And the Swamp said Deal.
HOORAAAAYYYY
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sfx "Hoo" says the light owl sittin on the tree all night long i watch and see Hoo goes where and what they do she knows what and she knows Hoo. She spread her wings without a sound and flew the whole night all around she looked into the darkest stream and saw a supernatural gleam. "Hi" said the ghost that was swimming in the stream i once had a lovely dream that I could fly but then i drowned now my dream's dead and i'm earthbound. "Halt" said the night owl don't you cry i know how to make you fly swim into my wings of light and i'll take you across the night. The light owl used to fly alone it was all she'd ever known but now within her golden wings a lifted soul and new friend sings
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Businessman hello thank you for your bsuiness. I like the color of your busienss.
Once upon a time deep in the slaargs of the forest a swampy createure bubbled and broiled inside jt. Then a smartly dressed green thing came by and said hello you look like you are in need of some business, yes you do, well you are in luck sir i do beleihe you are in luck! For i ahve some freshly harvested BUSINESS right here and its all for the low low price of thirtee nintey nine. And the swamp said ????? Because it was a forested wetland permanently saturated in the water. And the business man said well well well it looks like you are a hard bargaij it looks like you are a smart fella. Nothing gets past you. Wel just because youre such a team player im going to give you a new bargain. Its going to be half off and im bringning it down to: A million. And the swamp said look im gonna need you to stop OK im really tored and i had a really bad day because i lost like 50 water fleas due to circumstances outisde my control. So why dont you just go home and live on a rock. And the business man said OK well, what if its a million and one. And the Swamp said Deal.
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
woauhg so cutiemode..ty c:
woauhg so cutiemode..ty c:
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can i get you to pick 2-3 dragons in my lair and go crazy? :3
can i get you to pick 2-3 dragons in my lair and go crazy? :3
[indent][size=2]This sounds so chaotic, I'd love one for my weird eldritch tired space man who is looking at life like a funny comedy show space opera...
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This sounds so chaotic, I'd love one for my weird eldritch tired space man who is looking at life like a funny comedy show space opera...
@snakeywakey Hyahayhayahayyhya
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NEEEEON LIGHTS shimmering over the city and rhe building but where is it?? ITS WAKE every night in the beautiful city of light the power went out so and every night he flew over the city like a kite to illuminate the whole area casting his lifht on the roads and the buildings and the subways. And the cars and trees were thankful. Well not the trees but dont worry aboit it. One day he was hoveirng over the park when he heard people MAD AT HIM. He swivvered down to see what was up and it was: TREES? "Go to bed" said trees "turn doen the music" but wake said that he had to open up the city so that the cars could breed. "No" said the treesl it is TOO LATE and the light is keeping me awake. STOP, and wake said but what about fhe peoplenin the city? And fhe trees said We were here first. And wake thought on it a bit and it was true they were here first. So wake turned of the lights for a lil bit and immediately every car on Earth crashed into each other at once. The impact from every car being instantly gravitated toward 1 set of coordinates caused a massive implosion of the planet destroying everything and everyone even the trees in a big explosion.gif. Suddenly, a ufo swung by to looknat the explosion. It was trees
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Whats your favorite sauce? Mines milk. This is what sammy said as he rolled down the hall. Unfortunayely no one else agreed so he got pelted with tomatoes and other sauce. He was so sad that he cried all the way home. But on his way home he BUMPED into a big fire and everyone was all panickling and stichh. So sammy from the bottom of his heart summoned all his milk to create a massive tsunami of milk and douse the fire. So now the fire was saved and everyones cheering snd such. But in the middle of the fire there was a [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/84514419]guy,[/url] it was a little fire guy but not as fire as before. And he said thatsnks for saving me i was on fire. And sammy said its OK well what is your favorite sauce? And the little fire guy would have said tostito sauce but now he had a new appreicatuoj for milk so he said Milk. And sammy said OMG youre the one!!!!!! And remis said OMGYes!!!!! I thoguth youd never ask!!!!!And now they go on movie dates every other thursdayM
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Uwu? Wahts this? Owo, hewwo thewe! I didint see you thewe becawse i am so smol. I am onwy thwee smow beans high! Nyyaaa,,,sowwy, that was my kawaii instincts! I am secwetwy a wowf....Couwd you pwease wead me a betime stowy[a steam roller mercifully glides over my pliable body, pressing all the excess air out like a crunched soda can as my soul escapes through the cracks. In this moment a million wild dogs suddenly parade over my limp, flat corpse to jump and snatch my soul out of mid air, tearing it into a million pieces. A man walks by with a leaf blower, and blows the remaining soul pieces away, which glide helplessly in the wind until they fall into the grates of a manhole. There they remain, forever.]
@Hideki Ding ding
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One day there eas a elderly fallen angel livin in a shotgun shack. But the shotgun shake was actually in space and it was a space ship. He was all allne up there because the rest of his crew died. (He ate them) So he was a little lonely and bored. Suddenly the ship said Hey were are we going anywyas? We have been out here for like five minutes....and Yadyra said we are going back to the heavens so fhat i can chew out my old boss. And the ship said ummmm....we passed that like 5 days ago.....and yadfya said WHAT?!!! And it said yeah sorry. And yadrya said NOOOO and he got so mad that he ATE THE SHIP and now hes just out there. And he didnt die but he was kinda stuck because what is he gonna do? So he was a little ticked off. But he'll figure it out.
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snakeywakey Hyahayhayahayyhya
NEEEEON LIGHTS shimmering over the city and rhe building but where is it?? ITS WAKE every night in the beautiful city of light the power went out so and every night he flew over the city like a kite to illuminate the whole area casting his lifht on the roads and the buildings and the subways. And the cars and trees were thankful. Well not the trees but dont worry aboit it. One day he was hoveirng over the park when he heard people MAD AT HIM. He swivvered down to see what was up and it was: TREES? "Go to bed" said trees "turn doen the music" but wake said that he had to open up the city so that the cars could breed. "No" said the treesl it is TOO LATE and the light is keeping me awake. STOP, and wake said but what about fhe peoplenin the city? And fhe trees said We were here first. And wake thought on it a bit and it was true they were here first. So wake turned of the lights for a lil bit and immediately every car on Earth crashed into each other at once. The impact from every car being instantly gravitated toward 1 set of coordinates caused a massive implosion of the planet destroying everything and everyone even the trees in a big explosion.gif. Suddenly, a ufo swung by to looknat the explosion. It was trees
Whats your favorite sauce? Mines milk. This is what sammy said as he rolled down the hall. Unfortunayely no one else agreed so he got pelted with tomatoes and other sauce. He was so sad that he cried all the way home. But on his way home he BUMPED into a big fire and everyone was all panickling and stichh. So sammy from the bottom of his heart summoned all his milk to create a massive tsunami of milk and douse the fire. So now the fire was saved and everyones cheering snd such. But in the middle of the fire there was a
guy, it was a little fire guy but not as fire as before. And he said thatsnks for saving me i was on fire. And sammy said its OK well what is your favorite sauce? And the little fire guy would have said tostito sauce but now he had a new appreicatuoj for milk so he said Milk. And sammy said OMG youre the one!!!!!! And remis said OMGYes!!!!! I thoguth youd never ask!!!!!And now they go on movie dates every other thursdayM
Uwu? Wahts this? Owo, hewwo thewe! I didint see you thewe becawse i am so smol. I am onwy thwee smow beans high! Nyyaaa,,,sowwy, that was my kawaii instincts! I am secwetwy a wowf....Couwd you pwease wead me a betime stowy[a steam roller mercifully glides over my pliable body, pressing all the excess air out like a crunched soda can as my soul escapes through the cracks. In this moment a million wild dogs suddenly parade over my limp, flat corpse to jump and snatch my soul out of mid air, tearing it into a million pieces. A man walks by with a leaf blower, and blows the remaining soul pieces away, which glide helplessly in the wind until they fall into the grates of a manhole. There they remain, forever.]
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Hideki Ding ding
One day there eas a elderly fallen angel livin in a shotgun shack. But the shotgun shake was actually in space and it was a space ship. He was all allne up there because the rest of his crew died. (He ate them) So he was a little lonely and bored. Suddenly the ship said Hey were are we going anywyas? We have been out here for like five minutes....and Yadyra said we are going back to the heavens so fhat i can chew out my old boss. And the ship said ummmm....we passed that like 5 days ago.....and yadfya said WHAT?!!! And it said yeah sorry. And yadrya said NOOOO and he got so mad that he ATE THE SHIP and now hes just out there. And he didnt die but he was kinda stuck because what is he gonna do? So he was a little ticked off. But he'll figure it out.
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Lore for
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Please!!
Scruffy dapper grandpa
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Please!!
Scruffy dapper grandpa
