TrueHairloss

Born a malicious soul, Hairloss, Patriarch of the Unglytides, son of SloorpinSpaghet and BomadoBetchup of xXChosenWonXx Clan, was raised in a family of criminals who encouraged his passions of becoming a nuisance, a criminal beyond comparison. However, he did not feel that he had the right resources where he was born: he would need more than a questionably sourced soup farm and his genetic armor to practice his passions, however, he needed to find a group of ******* nerds to help him be the terror he always wanted to be. At Greybea Meadows, Hairloss, Patriarch of the Unglytides, learned how to cosmetically and functionally modify his teeth into more intimidating forms.

Despite surviving mass drafts even as a man, and holding the exact tools he needed, he still didn't have to notoriety of either of his parents: a fugitive nest-eater and a literal SCP. Hairloss, Patriarch of the Unglytides, needed a beautiful crime.

What better than to collaborate with the greatest ecoterrorist of all times? He frankly didn't care much for Marlow or her goals, he cared much more for the reputation and connections he could gain through her. Marlow communed often with a mighty kraken. That kraken had more henchmen (yes it's a multi-level evil scheme), in fact, they controlled a whole lair of horrible eel-like beasts, just like him and his unusual family. Once he met these creatures, he knew his crimes so far were petty and meaningless. His crimes to the world would be much greater than anyone in his family yet, and the future of the Undertides would change forever. No longer would they be Undertides, they would become Unglytides, and his aesthetic criminal gang would echo for eons to come. Hairloss, Partiarch of the Unglytides, found his place in the world here.

But this was not enough. A sibling of his had a better crime in his mind: blantant plagarism. TrueHairloss, Patriarch of the "Unglytides," despite not even being born when Hairloss announced his terrible crime to the world, came out to announce that he was indeed the original creator of the Unglytide movement. It was a scandal! All customs were the same, but the Unglytides were truly never the same after then. TrueHairloss gaslit an entire clan and turned their world upside-down with blatant lies.


The Unglytides must follow this pattern:

• Most men hold the Surname of Hairloss after their founding patriarch.
• Women must have chaotic names to compliment the monotony of Hairloss
• Their spawn must be wretched both in aesthetic and attitude

The LEGEND OF EXWIFE BALDWIN:
Charasmatic as she may be, this is no standard Undertide before you. Each layer you peel back, reveals a different terrible beast within.

Baldwin, Progenitor of the Unglytides, is truly an ancient creature, far older than this individual may appear to you. Baldwin, Progenitor of the Unglytides, is one of millions of anomalous clones produced from the tentacles of the great kraken. It is unlikely she will ever reach a scale that could even compare to the kraken, as their clones are dangerous and volatile to all including themselves, she is capable of reading into the mind of the entity and holds a great amount of power from them. In return, Baldwin shares what she sees, and brings offerings of biomass for the kraken to grow upon.

She lived for years with the kraken who ruled the coast, knowing them as her only family and only friend. But when they had recieved a special visitor, everything changed. Baldwin knew herself kindred with Hairloss, Patriarch of the Unglytides, the moment she saw his face. While initially, the heartless beasts attempted a romance, they both decided such a label inappropriate to describe their connection. She remains unable to describe what exactly the connection they share is.



Tertiary gene changed from Capsule > Stinger 2/22/2024 (actually 3/31 I forgor to apply :()