Quartz looked over her options. By this time she was resigned to the fact that pirates apparently eat a lot of fish. And salt. Yes, most of the scurvy dogs were a pretty salty lot, all right.
What about food, though? Dogs made her think of hot dogs, which made her think of sausages, which made her think of pepperoni, which made her think...
Pizza! She grinned to herself. She was certainly getting the hang of this.
She started off by tossing the Longneck Winter Rations into a bowl of water, to rehydrate them and loosen them up. Then she headed to the pantry. An Imperial had beaten her to the salt barrel; no one in their right mind would use salt in this dish, so that would be a perfect place to hide the daily treasure, right? But he came away empty-clawed, so she had to think of something else.
She gathered her ingredients and set to work. First off, she had to make the dough. She started by grinding a whole lot of different grains in the wheat grinder, and followed up by throwing the now wet and soggy Longneck Winter Rations in. That turned out to be a mistake, but she had plenty of time. She just wasn't used to all of this newfangled equipment.
A Lightning Spiral, who was merely passing by, stopped at her station as she struggled to dig the mass of goopy flour out of the machine. "Mind if I give you a claw?" she asked kindly.
"Thanks so much!" Quartz said. "I'm really no good with this equipment. We don't really cook much in our clan, aside from breathing fire over the food."
"Once you've started, though, you're never going back!" The Spiral grinned and deftly unscrewed the correct parts to clean out the machine.
After the flour and goo were safely in a bowl, Quartz thanked the Spiral profusely. "I really could have used your help yesterday, too!" she said with a laugh, recounting the story of the electrocuted meringue.
The Spiral appeared very interested. "I've got plans for the rest of the day," she said, "but I might come by and see if I can help tomorrow."
"That would be fun!" Quartz said. "And do be sure to drop by late this afternoon so you can taste my entry!"
"Will do! My name's Bitbyte, by the way."
"I'm Quartz. Nice to meet you."
After the Spiral left, Quartz set to work in earnest. She added yeast and a very little pinch of salt from the little salt mill at her station, and kneaded the dough thoroughly. After she had set it aside to rise, she realized that each station was equipped with a salt mill and a pepper mill. "Did the Tundra say mine...or mill?" she wondered, and carefully removed the lid of the salt mill just to make sure.
Enough looking. It was time to get back to work. She mixed up a pot of tomato sauce using tomatoes, garlic, basil, and oregano, and left it to simmer while she tackled the Salted Game.
She scrubbed the salt-cured meat thoroughly under running water, and then cut it into chunks and put the chunks into a food processor. She added red pepper flakes, black pepper, garlic powder, and a pinch of anise, and whirled it in the processor until it was a goopy mess. "This won't make pepperoni," she said, to herself, "but I can fry it up in a pan and have sausage crumbles on the pizza."
She set the meat in a bowl and put it in the refrigerator while she waited for the sauce to cook and the dough to rise. She poked around looking for the treasure a little more, but was afraid to go too far away after seeing what happened to the other contestants.
Finally she decided to chop the remaining ingredients while she waited. She sliced onions, bell peppers, and fresh tomatoes. Then it was time to make the crusts.
She threw some cornmeal on the pizza pans and pushed out the crusts into nice flat circles. Pricking them with a fork, she put them in the oven and set a timer. Then she rushed over and checked on her sauce. The bottom was stuck pretty well, but it hadn't yet burned. She removed it from the heat and began to shred the cheeses while she waited: mozzarella, asiago, parmesan, and just a touch of fontina.
She had almost forgotten about the Dried Fish. She pulled them out of their package one by one, shuddering at the powerful smell. She placed them into a bowl of olive oil to moisten them a bit.
The sausage! She had almost forgotten. She yanked it out of the refrigerator and threw it in a pan, breaking it up with a wooden spoon as it cooked. Halfway through her timer went off, so she grabbed an oven mitt and pulled her pizza crusts out of the oven. They were just barely brown on top. Perfect.
She alternated between spreading tomato sauce and toppings on the pizzas and stirring her sausage. She tasted a small piece, and shuddered. Skydancers don't eat meat. "This will mask the taste somewhat," she said, adding more red pepper flakes. "Some like it hot!"
Finally, she sprinkled the crumbled, cooked sausage onto the pizzas, covered them with the cheese, and popped them back in the oven. She almost forgot to set a timer, but remembered in the nick of time. After the pizzas came out, steaming and making mouths water in every direction, she screwed up her courage and began shaving the fishes over them. "Not quite anchovies, but close enough," she said, eyes watering.
Most passers-by were glaring at her now, for ruining a good pizza, but the few anchovy-lovers looked excited. Her nerve failed her at the last one, and she threw the rest of the fish back into the olive oil for an extra side topping; if any weirdos wanted MORE fish-flavored salt on their pizza, they could go for it.
"Come and get your hot fresh pizza!" she called out, before sneaking off with the fish-less pizza. She would pick off the sausage, grab some nice crunchy beetles, and share it with her new Spiral friend. And she'd save the sausage for her mate--he'd appreciate it.