@axqu Swerblee is a beautiful 1980s disaster child and I love him
(also also please add me to the pinglist. A+++ commentary)
(also also please add me to the pinglist. A+++ commentary)
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TOPIC | Axqu's Long Cyan-Eyed Legacy Challenge
@axqu Swerblee is a beautiful 1980s disaster child and I love him
(also also please add me to the pinglist. A+++ commentary)
(also also please add me to the pinglist. A+++ commentary)
Ahahaha, amazing as ever xD I love Edna and her Coffein addiction as well as the sometimes round sometimes flat frog boi? :D
@Featheredartist @Amaluna @rhapsodicDream @kijauni @Erisna @SakuraDryad @janegodzilla
[u][b]Generation 4:[/b][/u]
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS FOLKS WE'VE GOT SKYDANCERS
And basically nothing else.
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The older boy came out of the egg different. From his very first moments, he tried to kick his eggshell like a soccer ball. he played football with snappers and won. he raced the fastest, shot ALL of the hoops, and somehow learned to hit 90mph fastballs in baseball despite having no opposable thumbs. he owns a set of tennis rackets specially built to mount on his wings. he swam 300 meters in 10 seconds. his tail doubles as a curling brush. one time he ate a hockey puck. this boy's original name has been lost to time. he has become the sports. he is all of the sports. SPORTS.
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his brother took a different path in life. dbebbo is a shortening of his original name, which was Buca Di Beppo. [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DpAxkKEWwAAaQJj.jpg]he was named after his mouth[/url], with which he would not stop making beeping noises. not like those computer beeps. like those cute little beeps that cockatiels make when they want attention. eventually his clanmates got annoyed with his beeping and decided to put low quality italian food into his mouth to stop the constant beeping. Dbebbo eventually grew in size and shape until size lost all meaning, his body flowing like rivers, his slick black tentacles consuming all they touch for the endless glory of the ever-expanding biomass. all is lost, sornieth. all is lost.
it was very hard to choose which of these handsome gentlemen would continue the legacy. dbebbo is very busy doing his job as the all-consuming singularity that will devour all into its cold unfeeling maw, so he doesn't have much time to find a lady friend. SPORTS however had to be convinced. with the right partner, doin the ole Guacamole Side Salad could be considered a sport, so SPORTS decided to be a team player and join the cause. but who would be adventurous enough to join the SPORTS team?
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ADVENTURE obviously.
@Featheredartist @Amaluna @rhapsodicDream @kijauni @Erisna @SakuraDryad @janegodzilla
Generation 4:
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS FOLKS WE'VE GOT SKYDANCERS
And basically nothing else.
The older boy came out of the egg different. From his very first moments, he tried to kick his eggshell like a soccer ball. he played football with snappers and won. he raced the fastest, shot ALL of the hoops, and somehow learned to hit 90mph fastballs in baseball despite having no opposable thumbs. he owns a set of tennis rackets specially built to mount on his wings. he swam 300 meters in 10 seconds. his tail doubles as a curling brush. one time he ate a hockey puck. this boy's original name has been lost to time. he has become the sports. he is all of the sports. SPORTS.
his brother took a different path in life. dbebbo is a shortening of his original name, which was Buca Di Beppo. he was named after his mouth, with which he would not stop making beeping noises. not like those computer beeps. like those cute little beeps that cockatiels make when they want attention. eventually his clanmates got annoyed with his beeping and decided to put low quality italian food into his mouth to stop the constant beeping. Dbebbo eventually grew in size and shape until size lost all meaning, his body flowing like rivers, his slick black tentacles consuming all they touch for the endless glory of the ever-expanding biomass. all is lost, sornieth. all is lost.
it was very hard to choose which of these handsome gentlemen would continue the legacy. dbebbo is very busy doing his job as the all-consuming singularity that will devour all into its cold unfeeling maw, so he doesn't have much time to find a lady friend. SPORTS however had to be convinced. with the right partner, doin the ole Guacamole Side Salad could be considered a sport, so SPORTS decided to be a team player and join the cause. but who would be adventurous enough to join the SPORTS team?
ADVENTURE obviously.
Generation 4:
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS FOLKS WE'VE GOT SKYDANCERS
And basically nothing else.
The older boy came out of the egg different. From his very first moments, he tried to kick his eggshell like a soccer ball. he played football with snappers and won. he raced the fastest, shot ALL of the hoops, and somehow learned to hit 90mph fastballs in baseball despite having no opposable thumbs. he owns a set of tennis rackets specially built to mount on his wings. he swam 300 meters in 10 seconds. his tail doubles as a curling brush. one time he ate a hockey puck. this boy's original name has been lost to time. he has become the sports. he is all of the sports. SPORTS.
his brother took a different path in life. dbebbo is a shortening of his original name, which was Buca Di Beppo. he was named after his mouth, with which he would not stop making beeping noises. not like those computer beeps. like those cute little beeps that cockatiels make when they want attention. eventually his clanmates got annoyed with his beeping and decided to put low quality italian food into his mouth to stop the constant beeping. Dbebbo eventually grew in size and shape until size lost all meaning, his body flowing like rivers, his slick black tentacles consuming all they touch for the endless glory of the ever-expanding biomass. all is lost, sornieth. all is lost.
it was very hard to choose which of these handsome gentlemen would continue the legacy. dbebbo is very busy doing his job as the all-consuming singularity that will devour all into its cold unfeeling maw, so he doesn't have much time to find a lady friend. SPORTS however had to be convinced. with the right partner, doin the ole Guacamole Side Salad could be considered a sport, so SPORTS decided to be a team player and join the cause. but who would be adventurous enough to join the SPORTS team?
ADVENTURE obviously.
@Axqu Can i be pinglisted pls
Also love the commentary, its truly glorious
Also love the commentary, its truly glorious
@Axqu Can i be pinglisted pls
Also love the commentary, its truly glorious
Also love the commentary, its truly glorious
@Axqu
Please put me on the pinglist, this was beyond hilarious and I might have cracked a rib laughing so gosh darn hard. Worth it.
Please put me on the pinglist, this was beyond hilarious and I might have cracked a rib laughing so gosh darn hard. Worth it.
@Axqu
Please put me on the pinglist, this was beyond hilarious and I might have cracked a rib laughing so gosh darn hard. Worth it.
Please put me on the pinglist, this was beyond hilarious and I might have cracked a rib laughing so gosh darn hard. Worth it.
@Axqu
pls ping me vodka aunt this is incredibly humorous
pls ping me vodka aunt this is incredibly humorous
@Axqu
pls ping me vodka aunt this is incredibly humorous
pls ping me vodka aunt this is incredibly humorous
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@Axqu ANOTHER GREAT LEGACY CHALLENGE plz add me to the pinglist,,,
@Axqu ANOTHER GREAT LEGACY CHALLENGE plz add me to the pinglist,,,
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*strums ukulele in a terrible rendition of Wonderwall*
Life & Death Reborn |
Oh hey I have a hatchery now! - Uh oh, guess who has a Skin Shop now too |
@Featheredartist @Amaluna @rhapsodicDream @kijauni @Erisna @SakuraDryad @janegodzilla @CobaltMoon @Annoyed @SpaceRobotWifi @Alixe @Wxlfiez @InkedMyths
SPORTS and ADVENTURE finally slowed down enough to have their children. they were impatient. hungry. incredibly eager to get back to their rough and tumble but glamorous lives. they couldnt miss out on the instagram likes from slowing down, but the faces of their cute babies provided an opportunity. an opportunity the likes of which normie parents would kill for. an opportunity for BRAND DEALS
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hurgusburgus is a MIGHTY LASS, full of MUSCLE and BEEFY. this made her a perfect representation of the McWaldo's brand. but McWaldo's is a CLASSY brand, or at least, that's what their marketing team wants them to be perceived as. mcwaldo is a normal upstanding name, but McWaldo's wanted their hurgusburgus to be the star of their brand deal. after all, if you want a hurgusburgus done cheap and quick, you go to McWaldo's. hurgusburgus was a Very Big Brand Deal and made her parents approximately a buttzillion dollars.
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sbubby is a small and gentle soul. SPORTS thinks he's too much of a softie crybaby wimplord to represent a big beefy brand, so why not go after a sponsorship that bills itself as a health product? Sbubby the company jumped on the tiny baby name train. they specialized in samwonch. there is significant debate in the community whether a hurgusburgus counts as a samwonch, but Sbubby doesnt care because their samwonch is supposed to be healthy. this brand deal was half a buttzillion dollars. still very good.
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of course the brand deal triplets wouldn't be complete without bepis. bepis represents the only drink brand deal because he's a hyper boy who likes to zoom. bepis gives you energy. bepis isn't just caffeinated swamp water. bepis is holy nectar of the gods and IN NO WAY fetid peat bog water infested with brain eating amoebas. the company of Bepis is in no way responsible for any brains being ate. trust bepis. Trust Bepis. TRUST BEPIS. [i]TRUST BEPIS! [u]TRUST BEPIS! [b]TRUST BEPIS! TRUST!!! BEPIS!!!!![/b][/u][/i]
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the brand deal children grew up in relative advertiser-friendly harmony. that is until hurgusburgus decided he didn't want to make her parents money with branding any more. how rude of her. how ungrateful. the worst. she met a man with an unsubtle reference for a name and he helped her dropkick her entire family into the sun. hurgusburgus went on to live a very happy life and often went by "hurgy" to avoid her branded origins.
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they spent their days screaming into the endless void of empty consumerism and everyone lived happily ever after
@Featheredartist @Amaluna @rhapsodicDream @kijauni @Erisna @SakuraDryad @janegodzilla @CobaltMoon @Annoyed @SpaceRobotWifi @Alixe @Wxlfiez @InkedMyths
SPORTS and ADVENTURE finally slowed down enough to have their children. they were impatient. hungry. incredibly eager to get back to their rough and tumble but glamorous lives. they couldnt miss out on the instagram likes from slowing down, but the faces of their cute babies provided an opportunity. an opportunity the likes of which normie parents would kill for. an opportunity for BRAND DEALS
hurgusburgus is a MIGHTY LASS, full of MUSCLE and BEEFY. this made her a perfect representation of the McWaldo's brand. but McWaldo's is a CLASSY brand, or at least, that's what their marketing team wants them to be perceived as. mcwaldo is a normal upstanding name, but McWaldo's wanted their hurgusburgus to be the star of their brand deal. after all, if you want a hurgusburgus done cheap and quick, you go to McWaldo's. hurgusburgus was a Very Big Brand Deal and made her parents approximately a buttzillion dollars.
sbubby is a small and gentle soul. SPORTS thinks he's too much of a softie crybaby wimplord to represent a big beefy brand, so why not go after a sponsorship that bills itself as a health product? Sbubby the company jumped on the tiny baby name train. they specialized in samwonch. there is significant debate in the community whether a hurgusburgus counts as a samwonch, but Sbubby doesnt care because their samwonch is supposed to be healthy. this brand deal was half a buttzillion dollars. still very good.
of course the brand deal triplets wouldn't be complete without bepis. bepis represents the only drink brand deal because he's a hyper boy who likes to zoom. bepis gives you energy. bepis isn't just caffeinated swamp water. bepis is holy nectar of the gods and IN NO WAY fetid peat bog water infested with brain eating amoebas. the company of Bepis is in no way responsible for any brains being ate. trust bepis. Trust Bepis. TRUST BEPIS. TRUST BEPIS! TRUST BEPIS! TRUST BEPIS! TRUST!!! BEPIS!!!!!
the brand deal children grew up in relative advertiser-friendly harmony. that is until hurgusburgus decided he didn't want to make her parents money with branding any more. how rude of her. how ungrateful. the worst. she met a man with an unsubtle reference for a name and he helped her dropkick her entire family into the sun. hurgusburgus went on to live a very happy life and often went by "hurgy" to avoid her branded origins.
they spent their days screaming into the endless void of empty consumerism and everyone lived happily ever after
SPORTS and ADVENTURE finally slowed down enough to have their children. they were impatient. hungry. incredibly eager to get back to their rough and tumble but glamorous lives. they couldnt miss out on the instagram likes from slowing down, but the faces of their cute babies provided an opportunity. an opportunity the likes of which normie parents would kill for. an opportunity for BRAND DEALS
hurgusburgus is a MIGHTY LASS, full of MUSCLE and BEEFY. this made her a perfect representation of the McWaldo's brand. but McWaldo's is a CLASSY brand, or at least, that's what their marketing team wants them to be perceived as. mcwaldo is a normal upstanding name, but McWaldo's wanted their hurgusburgus to be the star of their brand deal. after all, if you want a hurgusburgus done cheap and quick, you go to McWaldo's. hurgusburgus was a Very Big Brand Deal and made her parents approximately a buttzillion dollars.
sbubby is a small and gentle soul. SPORTS thinks he's too much of a softie crybaby wimplord to represent a big beefy brand, so why not go after a sponsorship that bills itself as a health product? Sbubby the company jumped on the tiny baby name train. they specialized in samwonch. there is significant debate in the community whether a hurgusburgus counts as a samwonch, but Sbubby doesnt care because their samwonch is supposed to be healthy. this brand deal was half a buttzillion dollars. still very good.
of course the brand deal triplets wouldn't be complete without bepis. bepis represents the only drink brand deal because he's a hyper boy who likes to zoom. bepis gives you energy. bepis isn't just caffeinated swamp water. bepis is holy nectar of the gods and IN NO WAY fetid peat bog water infested with brain eating amoebas. the company of Bepis is in no way responsible for any brains being ate. trust bepis. Trust Bepis. TRUST BEPIS. TRUST BEPIS! TRUST BEPIS! TRUST BEPIS! TRUST!!! BEPIS!!!!!
the brand deal children grew up in relative advertiser-friendly harmony. that is until hurgusburgus decided he didn't want to make her parents money with branding any more. how rude of her. how ungrateful. the worst. she met a man with an unsubtle reference for a name and he helped her dropkick her entire family into the sun. hurgusburgus went on to live a very happy life and often went by "hurgy" to avoid her branded origins.
they spent their days screaming into the endless void of empty consumerism and everyone lived happily ever after
