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TOPIC | Seagull Dating: HOW'S IT GOING, BIRDS?
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There will be [b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color=#3C16D4]Y[/color][color=#4217D1]O[/color][color=#4918CE]U[/color][color=#5019CC],[/color] [color=#5D1BC6]o[/color][color=#641DC4]u[/color][color=#6B1EC1]r[/color] [color=#7820BC]p[/color][color=#7F21B9]r[/color][color=#8522B7]o[/color][color=#8C24B4]t[/color][color=#9325B1]a[/color][color=#9A26AF]G[/color][color=#A027AC]U[/color][color=#A728AA]L[/color][color=#AE29A7]L[/color][color=#B52BA4]i[/color][color=#BB2CA2]n[/color][color=#C22D9F]i[/color][color=#C92E9C]s[/color][color=#CF2F9A]t[/color][color=#D63097],[/color] [color=#E43392]t[/color][color=#EA348F]e[/color][color=#F1358D]l[/color][color=#F8368A]l[/color][color=#FE3788]i[/color][color=#FE3E86]n[/color][color=#FE4584]g[/color] [color=#FD5380]u[/color][color=#FD5A7E]s[/color] [color=#FC687A]h[/color][color=#FB6E79]o[/color][color=#FB7577]w[/color] [color=#FA8373]y[/color][color=#FA8A71]o[/color][color=#FA916F]u[/color][color=#F9986D]r[/color] [color=#F8A56A]d[/color][color=#F8AC68]a[/color][color=#F8B366]t[/color][color=#F7BA64]e[/color][color=#F7C162]s[/color] [color=#F6CE5F]w[/color][color=#F6D55D]e[/color][color=#F5DC5B]n[/color][color=#F5E359]t[/color][color=#F5EA57]![/color][color=#F4F155]![/color][color=#F4F853]![/color][/size][/font][/b] [center][img alt="A greyed out detailed silhouette of a seagull with a question mark on top of it. Art by brit!"]https://i.imgur.com/2eyBXwY.png[/img] [b]the protagullnist![/b] the bird we will inhabit[/center] [img alt="Several bird claw prints! art by lizzytiki"]https://i.imgur.com/4l9ulKH.png[/img] ---------- [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color=#3C16D4]H[/color][color=#571AC9]O[/color][color=#731FBE]W[/color] [color=#AB29A8]T[/color][color=#C72E9D]O[/color] [color=#FF3787]P[/color][color=#FD5480]L[/color][color=#FB7078]A[/color][color=#FA8D70]Y[/color][color=#F8A969]![/color][color=#F7C661]![/color][color=#F5E259]![/color][/size][/font] [LIST] [*]read our gullfriend profiles in the [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/3337244/1#post_56775326]next post[/url]! [*] pick a gullfriend to [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="3"][color=#3C16D4]D[/color][color=#7D21BA]A[/color][color=#BE2CA1]T[/color][color=#FF3887]E[/color][color=#FB7A75]![/color][color=#F7BC63]![/color][color=#F4FF51]![/color][/size][/font] [*] follow the gullfriend link to your first date set up ([url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/3337244/1#post_56775328]BLACK BACK[/url], [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/3337244/1#post_56775330]ROSE[/url], [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/3337244/1#post_56775332]KITTY[/url])! [*] tell us.... how your date went! Tell us in [i][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color=#3C16D4]a[/color][color=#4718CF]n[/color][color=#521ACB]y[/color] [color=#691EC2]f[/color][color=#7520BD]o[/color][color=#8022B9]r[/color][color=#8C24B4]m[/color][color=#9726B0]a[/color][color=#A328AB]t[/color] [color=#BA2CA2]y[/color][color=#C52E9E]o[/color][color=#D13099]u[/color] [color=#E83490]l[/color][color=#F3368C]i[/color][color=#FE3888]k[/color][color=#FE4384]e[/color][color=#FD4F81][/i], write up your diary entry, draw us a picture, memeify it, write up a newspaper crime and/or arrest report, make a papier mache model, a comic, rp your entire date(s), put up your toddler's fridge art picture of it, there is absolutely no requirement on format other than you have fun! [*] claim your [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="3"][color=#3C16D4]I[/color] [color=#7D21BA]H[/color][color=#9D27AE]A[/color][color=#BE2CA1]D[/color] [color=#FF3788]A[/color] [color=#FB7A76]D[/color][color=#F99B6D]A[/color][color=#F7BC64]T[/color][color=#F5DD5B]E[/color][/size][/font] badge by @/Ookamiotoko [*] go on [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="3"][color=#3C16D4]A[/color][color=#5C1BC7]N[/color][color=#7D21BA]O[/color][color=#9D27AE]T[/color][color=#BE2CA1]H[/color][color=#DE3294]E[/color][color=#FF3788]R[/color] [color=#FB7A76]D[/color][color=#F99B6D]A[/color][color=#F7BC64]T[/color][color=#F5DD5B]E[/color][/size][/font]! and tell us how THAT went as well! (if you so desire) [*] if you are so inspired....[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="3"][color=#3C16D4]D[/color][color=#631CC4]A[/color][color=#8A23B5]T[/color][color=#B12AA6]E[/color] [color=#FF3788]A[/color][color=#FC5F7D]G[/color][color=#FA8772]A[/color][color=#F8AF67]I[/color][color=#F6D75C]N[/color][/size][/font] [*] you can date any of our gullfriends! you can date as many of them as you want to date! you can date them as frequently as you want! you can go on a date with all of them at once! you could.... stand them up! basically, have fun, do anything you like, just, you know, reply here and [b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="3"][color=#3C16D4]t[/color][color=#4918CE]e[/color][color=#571AC9]l[/color][color=#651DC3]l[/color] [color=#8122B8]u[/color][color=#8F24B3]s[/color] [color=#AB29A8]a[/color][color=#B92BA3]b[/color][color=#C72E9D]o[/color][color=#D53098]u[/color][color=#E33392]t[/color] [color=#FE3888]h[/color][color=#FE4684]o[/color][color=#FD5480]w[/color] [color=#FB7078]i[/color][color=#FB7F74]t[/color] [color=#F99B6D]w[/color][color=#F8A969]e[/color][color=#F7B765]n[/color][color=#F7C661]t[/color][color=#F6D45D]![/color][color=#F5E259]![/color][color=#F4F055]![/color][/size][/font][/b] [/LIST] [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color=#3C16D4]B[/color][color=#7D21BA]A[/color][color=#BE2CA1]D[/color][color=#FF3887]G[/color][color=#FB7A75]E[/color][color=#F7BC63]![/color][/size][/font] [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/3337244/][img]https://i.imgur.com/FYsMt8J.png[/img][/url] [code] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/3337244/][img]https://i.imgur.com/FYsMt8J.png[/img][/url] [/code] [/center] [center][b]END OF POST[/b][/center] ---------- [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/PbpwYfs.png[/img][/center] decorative gulls, most food, subheaders by [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/clan-profile/54041]brit[/url] tidegull, windscreamer, receiver badge by [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/clan-profile/126996]Ookamiotoko[/url] FRies by [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/clan-profile/700588]Lallyhop[/url] dategull profiles, headshorts by [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/clan-profile/298065]Mertisal[/url] additional dategull headshots [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/clan-profile/690911]TiraShrantall[/url] daily badges by [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/clan-profile/167480]MythicalViper[/url] gull footprint divider by [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/clan-profile/214605]lizzytiki[/url] thank you humboldt for letting me steal your bbccode
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SEAGULLS IN LOVE!!
(perhaps with delightful snacks)

MAY 12 - 18
A WIND AND WATER COMBO PUSH EVENT!


Several bird claw prints! art by lizzytiki

HELLO FLIGHT RISING!!!
That's RIGHT!! This week, Wind and Water are working together on a push! The theme is Seagull Dating Sim. There will be snacks. There will be yelling. There will be three seagulls, looking for romance and treatos. There will be YOU, our protaGULLinist, telling us how your dates went!!!
A greyed out detailed silhouette of a seagull with a question mark on top of it. Art by brit!
the protagullnist!
the bird we will inhabit


Several bird claw prints! art by lizzytiki





HOW TO PLAY!!!
  • read our gullfriend profiles in the next post!
  • pick a gullfriend to DATE!!!
  • follow the gullfriend link to your first date set up (BLACK BACK, ROSE, KITTY)!
  • tell us.... how your date went! Tell us in any format you like, write up your diary entry, draw us a picture, memeify it, write up a newspaper crime and/or arrest report, make a papier mache model, a comic, rp your entire date(s), put up your toddler's fridge art picture of it, there is absolutely no requirement on format other than you have fun!
  • claim your I HAD A DATE badge by @/Ookamiotoko
  • go on ANOTHER DATE! and tell us how THAT went as well! (if you so desire)
  • if you are so inspired....DATE AGAIN
  • you can date any of our gullfriends! you can date as many of them as you want to date! you can date them as frequently as you want! you can go on a date with all of them at once! you could.... stand them up! basically, have fun, do anything you like, just, you know, reply here and tell us about how it went!!!


BADGE!
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Code:
[url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/3337244/][img]https://i.imgur.com/FYsMt8J.png[/img][/url]




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decorative gulls, most food, subheaders by brit
tidegull, windscreamer, receiver badge by Ookamiotoko
FRies by Lallyhop
dategull profiles, headshorts by Mertisal
additional dategull headshots TiraShrantall
daily badges by MythicalViper
gull footprint divider by lizzytiki
thank you humboldt for letting me steal your bbccode
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[center] [b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="7"][color=#3C16D4]O[/color][color=#541ACA]U[/color][color=#6C1EC1]R[/color] [color=#9D27AE]G[/color][color=#B52BA4]U[/color][color=#CE2F9B]L[/color][color=#E63391]L[/color][color=#FF3888]F[/color][color=#FD5081]R[/color][color=#FC697A]I[/color][color=#FA8273]E[/color][color=#F99B6D]N[/color][color=#F8B466]D[/color][color=#F6CD5F]S[/color][color=#F5E658]![/color][color=#F4FF52]![/color][/size][/font][/b][/center] To pick a gullfriend to date, click on the gullfriend's image! (or... scroll down to next 3 posts ;)....) [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/4l9ulKH.png[/img][/center] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/3337244/1#post_56775328][img]https://i.imgur.com/GdT7GYg.png[/img][/url] [columns][img]https://i.imgur.com/ozm8sHP.png[/img][nextcol][size=4][b]Black Back the Pirate[/b]. Some pirates hunt for treasure; Black Back hunts for [s]love[/s] hot dogs, ice cream cones, and anything else that may be snatched from the hand of an unsuspecting beachcomber. Could it be that beneath that rough exterior beats a heart as passionate and full as the sea?[/size][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/4l9ulKH.png[/img][/center] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/3337244/1#post_56775330] [img]https://i.imgur.com/iQkh7Fh.png[/img][/url] [columns][img]https://i.imgur.com/EIRlmOE.png[/img][nextcol][size=4][b]Rose the Ross Gull[/b]. a soft pink and dreamily romantic gull, given to grand gestures of affection, particularly when they involve their namesake flower in abundant quantities. Enjoys long walks on the beach followed by dramatic declarations of love as the sun begins to set over the water.[/size][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/4l9ulKH.png[/img][/center] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/3337244/1#post_56775332][img]https://i.imgur.com/nH4NFYh.png[/img][/url] [columns][img alt="A punk-rock headshot of a green-eyed seagull with bright yellow hair. art by mertisal!"]https://i.imgur.com/twBRind.png[/img][nextcol][size=4][b]Kitty Wake the Kittiwake[/b]. Big personalities come in small packages, as evidenced by the fierce Kitty. What she lacks in stature, she more than makes up for in attitude and the volume of her punk rock band, The Gullettes. Enjoys showing off her sick kick flips to her partner and stealing treats (all in the name of love, of course).[/size][/columns]
OUR GULLFRIENDS!!


To pick a gullfriend to date, click on the gullfriend's image! (or... scroll down to next 3 posts ;)....)
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ozm8sHP.png Black Back the Pirate. Some pirates hunt for treasure; Black Back hunts for love hot dogs, ice cream cones, and anything else that may be snatched from the hand of an unsuspecting beachcomber. Could it be that beneath that rough exterior beats a heart as passionate and full as the sea?

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EIRlmOE.png Rose the Ross Gull. a soft pink and dreamily romantic gull, given to grand gestures of affection, particularly when they involve their namesake flower in abundant quantities. Enjoys long walks on the beach followed by dramatic declarations of love as the sun begins to set over the water.

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A punk-rock headshot of a green-eyed seagull with bright yellow hair. art by mertisal! Kitty Wake the Kittiwake. Big personalities come in small packages, as evidenced by the fierce Kitty. What she lacks in stature, she more than makes up for in attitude and the volume of her punk rock band, The Gullettes. Enjoys showing off her sick kick flips to her partner and stealing treats (all in the name of love, of course).


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a date with... BLACK BACK!
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you tie off your apron strings, making sure they’re wrapped around and short enough they won’t dip into the food as you lean forward to serve. you’ve been volunteering at this soup kitchen for over a year now, but it’s the first time you’ve bought a date here, and you’re a little nervous, sometimes the patrons can be a bit aggressive about portions, but you’ve got to feed everyone, after all, that’s the whole point. looking around, you check the bowls and spoons are all out, clean, and neatly arranged, though that won’t last.

from behind you comes a shout, “STAND AND DELIVER MATEY!”, and you startle, turning to see your co-volunteer staring in utter confusion at your date, Black Back, and his pal Squeak. Smiling with pleasure, you walk over, taking the box of canned soup off your co-volunteer and hanidng it to Black Back. Black Back examines the cans in seeming delight, tapping a couple with his beak and looking for the easy-pull tab to open them. You grin at him, handing over the can opener to Squeak. “Here, this might help,” you tell them both. “We should get those heating so we can start serving. This is going to be the best date! I love giving away food!”

Black Back stares at you in utter bewilderment, clearly at a loss about something. “But…" he starts, and you smile at him encouragingly, WHY are the fries gone?!?" he finishes, plaintively. On his shoulder, Squeak mournfully... squeaks.

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What happens next?!

YOU tell US! in any format you like, write up your diary entry, draw us a picture, memeify it, write up a newspaper crime and/or arrest report, make a papier mache model, a comic, rp your entire date(s), put up your toddler's fridge art picture of it, there is absolutely no requirement on format other than you have fun!


p.s. yes, this whole scenario is solely so black back can rip off potc meme. i'm... not sorry.
also, yes, stand and deliver is a highwayman quote and not a pirate one. black back's a seagull, who cares about accuracy?!

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[center] [b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="7"][color=#3C16D4]a[/color] [color=#631CC4]d[/color][color=#7620BD]a[/color][color=#8A23B5]t[/color][color=#9D26AE]e[/color] [color=#C42D9E]w[/color][color=#D83197]i[/color][color=#EB348F]t[/color][color=#FF3788]h[/color][color=#FD4B82].[/color][color=#FC5F7D].[/color][color=#FB7377].[/color] [color=#F99B6D]R[/color][color=#F8AF67]O[/color][color=#F7C362]S[/color][color=#F6D75C]E[/color][color=#F5EB57]![/color][/size][/font][/b] [/center] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/iQkh7Fh.png[/img][/center] you yank one last time on your boot lace, making sure your roller skates are very securely on. it would never do to lose a skate partway through a race, that would make it very difficult to finish! music thumps through the air, more vibration than sound at this volume, thrumming along your bones and settling your nerves as you wait for Rose to appear. She’s a little late - ideally she’d have been here and geared up by now, the derby starts soon - but not too late, not yet, you won’t miss the first run. a shaft of sunlight suddenly falls across your face, and you look up to see a figure silhouetted in the doorway, an impression of flowy feathers and filmy fabric, along with the scent of roses drifting slowly towards your stunned mind. 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a date with... ROSE!
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you yank one last time on your boot lace, making sure your roller skates are very securely on. it would never do to lose a skate partway through a race, that would make it very difficult to finish! music thumps through the air, more vibration than sound at this volume, thrumming along your bones and settling your nerves as you wait for Rose to appear. She’s a little late - ideally she’d have been here and geared up by now, the derby starts soon - but not too late, not yet, you won’t miss the first run.

a shaft of sunlight suddenly falls across your face, and you look up to see a figure silhouetted in the doorway, an impression of flowy feathers and filmy fabric, along with the scent of roses drifting slowly towards your stunned mind. Rose is the most beautiful gull you've ever seen, each feather perfectly preened and placed, her namesake flower festooning her brow, perfectly made up eyes glimmering while the dust motes dance in the sunbeam leading your gaze straight to her. you sigh happily, heart thumping hard in your chest, and yell across to her, loud to be heard over the music, “OI! OVER HERE, I GOT YOU SOME SKATES! LETS GET ROLLING!
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What happens next?!

YOU tell US! in any format you like, write up your diary entry, draw us a picture, memeify it, write up a newspaper crime and/or arrest report, make a papier mache model, a comic, rp your entire date(s), put up your toddler's fridge art picture of it, there is absolutely no requirement on format other than you have fun!



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[center] [b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="7"][color=#3C16D4]a[/color] [color=#631CC4]d[/color][color=#7620BD]a[/color][color=#8A23B5]t[/color][color=#9D26AE]e[/color] [color=#C42D9E]w[/color][color=#D83197]i[/color][color=#EB348F]t[/color][color=#FF3788]h[/color][color=#FD4B82].[/color][color=#FC5F7D].[/color][color=#FB7377].[/color] [color=#F99B6D]K[/color][color=#F8AF67]I[/color][color=#F7C362]T[/color][color=#F6D75C]T[/color][color=#F5EB57]Y[/color][color=#F4FF52]![/color][/size][/font][/b] [/center] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/nH4NFYh.png[/img][/center] you're seated at your table, watching the door for your date to arrive, hiding your nerves by fiddling with the tablecloth, trying not to leave fingerprint smudges on the fancy and expensive-looking glass you're drinking from. Just as you're taking a sip, a loud [b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="4"][color=#3C16D4]H[/color][color=#7D21BA]U[/color][color=#BE2CA1]Z[/color][color=#FF3887]Z[/color][color=#FB7A75]A[/color][color=#F7BC63]H[/color][/size][/font][/b] comes from behind you, and you startle, choking slightly on your water and dropping your glass so it shatters on the floor. You turn just enough to catch a blur of bright yellow coming in the window, dive past your head, and rebound off the far wall into the chair opposite you. "[b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="4"][color=#3C16D4]H[/color][color=#4F19CC]O[/color][color=#631CC4]W[/color] [color=#8A23B5]Y[/color][color=#9D26AE]A[/color] [color=#C42D9E]D[/color][color=#D83197]O[/color][color=#EB348F]I[/color][color=#FF3788]N[/color][color=#FD4B82]'[/color][color=#FC5F7D],[/color] [color=#FA8772]P[/color][color=#F99B6D]U[/color][color=#F8AF67]N[/color][color=#F7C362]K[/color][color=#F6D75C]?[/color][color=#F5EB57]![/color][/size][/font][/b]" Kitty demands, perching energeticaly on the chair back. "[b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="4"][color=#3C16D4]W[/color][color=#4217D1]H[/color][color=#4918CE]E[/color][color=#5019CC]R[/color][color=#561AC9]E[/color][color=#5D1BC6]'[/color][color=#641DC4]S[/color] [color=#711FBF]T[/color][color=#7820BC]E[/color][color=#7F21B9]H[/color] [color=#8C24B4]F[/color][color=#9325B1]R[/color][color=#9A26AF]I[/color][color=#A027AC]E[/color][color=#A728AA]s[/color][color=#AE29A7]?[/color] [color=#BB2CA2]T[/color][color=#C22D9F]h[/color][color=#C92E9C]e[/color] [color=#D63097]M[/color][color=#DD3295]U[/color][color=#E43392]S[/color][color=#EA348F]I[/color][color=#F1358D]C[/color][color=#F8368A]![/color] [color=#FE3E86]L[/color][color=#FE4584]e[/color][color=#FD4C82]t[/color][color=#FD5380]'[/color][color=#FD5A7E]s[/color] [color=#FC687A]g[/color][color=#FB6E79]e[/color][color=#FB7577]t[/color] [color=#FA8373]t[/color][color=#FA8A71]h[/color][color=#FA916F]i[/color][color=#F9986D]s[/color] [color=#F8A56A]d[/color][color=#F8AC68]a[/color][color=#F8B366]t[/color][color=#F7BA64]e[/color] [color=#F7C860]R[/color][color=#F6CE5F]O[/color][color=#F6D55D]C[/color][color=#F5DC5B]K[/color][color=#F5E359]I[/color][color=#F5EA57]N[/color][color=#F4F155]G[/color][color=#F4F853]![/color][/size][/font][/b]" You can feel the eyes of every being in the restaurant boring into your back, but you take a deep breath, focus only on Kitty (not hard, with that yellow accent brightening the entire room) and extend your hand. "[b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="4"][color=#3C16D4]H[/color][color=#631CC4]i[/color][color=#8A23B5],[/color] [color=#D83197]I[/color][color=#FF3788]'[/color][color=#FC5F7D]m[/color][color=#FA8772]-[/color][color=#F8AF67]-[/color][color=#F6D75C]-[/color][/size][/font][/b]" [center] [img]https://vinayakcrockery.in/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/30ae030c6c25f4ccb33094c5e9cf4a60.jpg[/img] [/center] [center] [img]https://i.imgur.com/4l9ulKH.png[/img] [/center] [center] [b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color=#3C16D4]W[/color][color=#5119CB]h[/color][color=#671DC3]a[/color][color=#7D21BA]t[/color] [color=#A828A9]h[/color][color=#BE2CA1]a[/color][color=#D33098]p[/color][color=#E93490]p[/color][color=#FE3887]e[/color][color=#FD4E81]n[/color][color=#FC647B]s[/color] [color=#FA906F]n[/color][color=#F8A669]e[/color][color=#F7BC63]x[/color][color=#F6D25D]t[/color][color=#F5E857]?[/color][color=#F3FF51]![/color][/size][/font][/b] YOU tell US! in [i][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color=#3C16D4]a[/color][color=#4718CF]n[/color][color=#521ACB]y[/color] [color=#691EC2]f[/color][color=#7520BD]o[/color][color=#8022B9]r[/color][color=#8C24B4]m[/color][color=#9726B0]a[/color][color=#A328AB]t[/color] [color=#BA2CA2]y[/color][color=#C52E9E]o[/color][color=#D13099]u[/color] [color=#E83490]l[/color][color=#F3368C]i[/color][color=#FE3888]k[/color][color=#FE4384]e[/color][color=#FD4F81][/i], write up your diary entry, draw us a picture, memeify it, write up a newspaper crime and/or arrest report, make a papier mache model, a comic, rp your entire date(s), put up your toddler's fridge art picture of it, there is absolutely no requirement on format other than you have fun! [/center]
a date with... KITTY!
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you're seated at your table, watching the door for your date to arrive, hiding your nerves by fiddling with the tablecloth, trying not to leave fingerprint smudges on the fancy and expensive-looking glass you're drinking from.

Just as you're taking a sip, a loud HUZZAH comes from behind you, and you startle, choking slightly on your water and dropping your glass so it shatters on the floor. You turn just enough to catch a blur of bright yellow coming in the window, dive past your head, and rebound off the far wall into the chair opposite you. "HOW YA DOIN', PUNK?!" Kitty demands, perching energeticaly on the chair back. "WHERE'S TEH FRIEs? The MUSIC! Let's get this date ROCKING!"

You can feel the eyes of every being in the restaurant boring into your back, but you take a deep breath, focus only on Kitty (not hard, with that yellow accent brightening the entire room) and extend your hand. "Hi, I'm---"

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What happens next?!

YOU tell US! in any format you like, write up your diary entry, draw us a picture, memeify it, write up a newspaper crime and/or arrest report, make a papier mache model, a comic, rp your entire date(s), put up your toddler's fridge art picture of it, there is absolutely no requirement on format other than you have fun!



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look... nobody said YOU, our protaGULLinist, was any good at matching dates to gull tastes, okay? it's just how this works, i'm afraid!

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the protagullnist!
the bird we will inhabit



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Black Back and Kitty Wake are impressive to be sure, but much too intense for me to date without boring them to tears. Rose is a romantic sweetie from her profile, so maybe Moving Van syndrome would happen between us. Oh who am I kidding, Rose is out of my league too but perhaps I have a shred of a chance at entertaining her.

Shred? Shred! Let’s go skating and maybe that would be exciting enough!

After texting, we do a video call so she can verify that I am in fact a Protagullinist and not some detestable catfish. I manage not to stammer or freeze too much.

On the chosen day, I arrive first and admire all the roller derby athletes. I wonder how the roller derby would work compared to public skate. Are there two different skating halls inside? Do we take turns like the DJ announcer gives us 30 minutes each? Maybe we’d also get to do the same skating mini games as kids, the limbo and four corners!

Rose arrives and she is gorgeous in person. We seem to get along right away, or maybe she’s so sweet she could carry on a positive chat with a houseplant. When running out of things to say, I urge her to lace up and take the floor with me.

But it turns out the derby players have the only rink for their event, and our breezy laps were just the warmup period, and we’re stuck in sports combat?! We’ll break our teeth I mean uh chip our beaks? I reach for Rose’s hand I mean join our wingtip feathers and try to guide her to the edges in truce so any aggressive player can swing right by, hopefully without a ruthless elbow to our heads for good measure.

Somehow we survive until we can circle to an opening in the walls.

“Are you okay?” I ask as loud as I can without screaming, when we’re on the farthest side of the building we can get and may possibly be able to hear without one of those old-timey ear funnels.

Rose: “What?”

“I SAID ARE YOU OKAY?”

I tilt my head unapologetically next to her beak to hear any answer. There’s no help for it. Being this close is surprisingly nice though, and my overworked heart tap dances to a different tune.

Rose: “Yes but why were you behind me so much, and especially when the pros took over?”

Was I doing that? “Sorry, it’s a habit. Healers in the back. I get nervous if I’m in front and can’t see my group behind me, like maybe they aren’t following me anymore, or something happened to them. Though in this case I also wanted to tank too, because in this case all the aggro was coming up from behind us as the racers kept passing.”

Rose: “I see. How thoughtful. Well, still, this has been great, but I think I’m coming down with a headache. Can we pick this up again some other time?”

“Oh! Do you want to get our skates off and go somewhere more peaceful, maybe get some food?”

Rose: “No, it’s been a bit much for me. I’ll text you. Thank you for the invitation.”

DATING END

RESULTS SUMMARY
DATING ACTIVITY CHOICE: BAD
AVOIDING HARM LEADING TO GAME OVER WITH BAD ENDING: PASSED
SCORE: NEUTRAL +/- 0 RELATIONSHIP SCORE
DATING TICKETS CONSUMED: 1
Black Back and Kitty Wake are impressive to be sure, but much too intense for me to date without boring them to tears. Rose is a romantic sweetie from her profile, so maybe Moving Van syndrome would happen between us. Oh who am I kidding, Rose is out of my league too but perhaps I have a shred of a chance at entertaining her.

Shred? Shred! Let’s go skating and maybe that would be exciting enough!

After texting, we do a video call so she can verify that I am in fact a Protagullinist and not some detestable catfish. I manage not to stammer or freeze too much.

On the chosen day, I arrive first and admire all the roller derby athletes. I wonder how the roller derby would work compared to public skate. Are there two different skating halls inside? Do we take turns like the DJ announcer gives us 30 minutes each? Maybe we’d also get to do the same skating mini games as kids, the limbo and four corners!

Rose arrives and she is gorgeous in person. We seem to get along right away, or maybe she’s so sweet she could carry on a positive chat with a houseplant. When running out of things to say, I urge her to lace up and take the floor with me.

But it turns out the derby players have the only rink for their event, and our breezy laps were just the warmup period, and we’re stuck in sports combat?! We’ll break our teeth I mean uh chip our beaks? I reach for Rose’s hand I mean join our wingtip feathers and try to guide her to the edges in truce so any aggressive player can swing right by, hopefully without a ruthless elbow to our heads for good measure.

Somehow we survive until we can circle to an opening in the walls.

“Are you okay?” I ask as loud as I can without screaming, when we’re on the farthest side of the building we can get and may possibly be able to hear without one of those old-timey ear funnels.

Rose: “What?”

“I SAID ARE YOU OKAY?”

I tilt my head unapologetically next to her beak to hear any answer. There’s no help for it. Being this close is surprisingly nice though, and my overworked heart tap dances to a different tune.

Rose: “Yes but why were you behind me so much, and especially when the pros took over?”

Was I doing that? “Sorry, it’s a habit. Healers in the back. I get nervous if I’m in front and can’t see my group behind me, like maybe they aren’t following me anymore, or something happened to them. Though in this case I also wanted to tank too, because in this case all the aggro was coming up from behind us as the racers kept passing.”

Rose: “I see. How thoughtful. Well, still, this has been great, but I think I’m coming down with a headache. Can we pick this up again some other time?”

“Oh! Do you want to get our skates off and go somewhere more peaceful, maybe get some food?”

Rose: “No, it’s been a bit much for me. I’ll text you. Thank you for the invitation.”

DATING END

RESULTS SUMMARY
DATING ACTIVITY CHOICE: BAD
AVOIDING HARM LEADING TO GAME OVER WITH BAD ENDING: PASSED
SCORE: NEUTRAL +/- 0 RELATIONSHIP SCORE
DATING TICKETS CONSUMED: 1
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Black Back, Squeak, and I picked up some butter knife swords, stole some fries after the soup appetizer, and then sailed around the boardwalk inside of an empty pot. [img]https://i2-prod.dailypost.co.uk/incoming/article16513694.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_The-Mirrors-Amy-Clare-Martin-has-her-Fish-and-Chips-attacked-by-Seagulls-in-Clacton-Essex-today.jpg[/img] 10/10, would terrorize unwary beachgoers again.
Black Back, Squeak, and I picked up some butter knife swords, stole some fries after the soup appetizer, and then sailed around the boardwalk inside of an empty pot.

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10/10, would terrorize unwary beachgoers again.
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Well in short Kitty and i stole fries from all across the coast and i provide the music from a modified ipod mini. was the music good, debatable but we had fun sooo. we took a selfie of the date. but later we also stole some ice cream with some sand for texture. hopefully Kitty found me cool and we can steal fries again sometime [emoji=owl size=1] [img]https://talker.news/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/pesky-seagulls-880182-1024x768.jpg[/img]
Well in short Kitty and i stole fries from all across the coast and i provide the music from a modified ipod mini. was the music good, debatable but we had fun sooo. we took a selfie of the date. but later we also stole some ice cream with some sand for texture. hopefully Kitty found me cool and we can steal fries again sometime


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Black Back and I dive bombed a naval site for the lolz before going to target parking lot for fries and old starbucks [img]https://i.imgur.com/F1eUadv.jpeg[/img]
Black Back and I dive bombed a naval site for the lolz before going to target parking lot for fries and old starbucks

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