Cut my tongue while taking a bite of paper.
TOPIC | dumbest way you've hurt urself
I have a small indent on my cheek from where a nasty scar used to be. When I was -- what, 4? I was alone downstairs eating a hot dog and I was full. So, I tried to give the remains to one of my dogs and I suppose that my other dog didn't like that. And so that unhappy dog bit me. On my face. And while I signed she ate the hot dog. Long story short, I have a scar because I favor one of my dogs over the other.
I have a small indent on my cheek from where a nasty scar used to be. When I was -- what, 4? I was alone downstairs eating a hot dog and I was full. So, I tried to give the remains to one of my dogs and I suppose that my other dog didn't like that. And so that unhappy dog bit me. On my face. And while I signed she ate the hot dog. Long story short, I have a scar because I favor one of my dogs over the other.
As a child i was super reserved and shy, so i never even hurt a leg without it being purely an unseen accident. Was also super boring in hindsight, fear certainly controlled me for the most part.
So when i was like 8ish (no later than 10) i was at a beach with my mother and siblings when for the first time ever i saw a blue-bottle jellyfish. (Also known as Man o’ war). In fact i vaguely remember my mother telling us prior about how the beach is infested with blue bottles. I just forgot that i guess?
So anyway, i see this alien looking thing on the beach, i assumed it was some weird balloon. I walked around it for awhile, inspecting it. Finally i decided to give its strings a quick touch, of course i received the zap of my life and i think it even tried to wrap around me.
I screamed and i think i cried as i jumped away from it, mum and this other lady came over and the lady knew a lot about blue bottles, since her son had a bad injury from them. I remember the story so clearly: one day he had been surfing, as he was heading back with his legs over the side of the board in the water, he went through a bunch of those man of wars. I think 3 ended up wrapping around his leg and stinging him horrifically. He survived that somehow and his mother now knew a lot about them since that incident.
So when i was like 8ish (no later than 10) i was at a beach with my mother and siblings when for the first time ever i saw a blue-bottle jellyfish. (Also known as Man o’ war). In fact i vaguely remember my mother telling us prior about how the beach is infested with blue bottles. I just forgot that i guess?
So anyway, i see this alien looking thing on the beach, i assumed it was some weird balloon. I walked around it for awhile, inspecting it. Finally i decided to give its strings a quick touch, of course i received the zap of my life and i think it even tried to wrap around me.
I screamed and i think i cried as i jumped away from it, mum and this other lady came over and the lady knew a lot about blue bottles, since her son had a bad injury from them. I remember the story so clearly: one day he had been surfing, as he was heading back with his legs over the side of the board in the water, he went through a bunch of those man of wars. I think 3 ended up wrapping around his leg and stinging him horrifically. He survived that somehow and his mother now knew a lot about them since that incident.
As a child i was super reserved and shy, so i never even hurt a leg without it being purely an unseen accident. Was also super boring in hindsight, fear certainly controlled me for the most part.
So when i was like 8ish (no later than 10) i was at a beach with my mother and siblings when for the first time ever i saw a blue-bottle jellyfish. (Also known as Man o’ war). In fact i vaguely remember my mother telling us prior about how the beach is infested with blue bottles. I just forgot that i guess?
So anyway, i see this alien looking thing on the beach, i assumed it was some weird balloon. I walked around it for awhile, inspecting it. Finally i decided to give its strings a quick touch, of course i received the zap of my life and i think it even tried to wrap around me.
I screamed and i think i cried as i jumped away from it, mum and this other lady came over and the lady knew a lot about blue bottles, since her son had a bad injury from them. I remember the story so clearly: one day he had been surfing, as he was heading back with his legs over the side of the board in the water, he went through a bunch of those man of wars. I think 3 ended up wrapping around his leg and stinging him horrifically. He survived that somehow and his mother now knew a lot about them since that incident.
So when i was like 8ish (no later than 10) i was at a beach with my mother and siblings when for the first time ever i saw a blue-bottle jellyfish. (Also known as Man o’ war). In fact i vaguely remember my mother telling us prior about how the beach is infested with blue bottles. I just forgot that i guess?
So anyway, i see this alien looking thing on the beach, i assumed it was some weird balloon. I walked around it for awhile, inspecting it. Finally i decided to give its strings a quick touch, of course i received the zap of my life and i think it even tried to wrap around me.
I screamed and i think i cried as i jumped away from it, mum and this other lady came over and the lady knew a lot about blue bottles, since her son had a bad injury from them. I remember the story so clearly: one day he had been surfing, as he was heading back with his legs over the side of the board in the water, he went through a bunch of those man of wars. I think 3 ended up wrapping around his leg and stinging him horrifically. He survived that somehow and his mother now knew a lot about them since that incident.
brief rundown, dialogue has been shortened for a summary
"you said you can climb that?"
"yeah"
climbs tree
"bro i can't get off"
"just jump"
"that looks like a long way down, can't you get a stool or something"
"it's not as high as it looks"
jumps
crack
"you said you can climb that?"
"yeah"
climbs tree
"bro i can't get off"
"just jump"
"that looks like a long way down, can't you get a stool or something"
"it's not as high as it looks"
jumps
crack
brief rundown, dialogue has been shortened for a summary
"you said you can climb that?"
"yeah"
climbs tree
"bro i can't get off"
"just jump"
"that looks like a long way down, can't you get a stool or something"
"it's not as high as it looks"
jumps
crack
"you said you can climb that?"
"yeah"
climbs tree
"bro i can't get off"
"just jump"
"that looks like a long way down, can't you get a stool or something"
"it's not as high as it looks"
jumps
crack
Yesterday I tripped over a DISHWASHER.. Now I have a bruise on my ankle..
Yesterday I tripped over a DISHWASHER.. Now I have a bruise on my ankle..
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Running. Jumping. Landing. Rug sliding
Interpret that as you wish.
Interpret that as you wish.
Running. Jumping. Landing. Rug sliding
Interpret that as you wish.
Interpret that as you wish.
Earlier today I went to take a sip of water from my metal water bottle (the plastic lid was off because I was refilling it and I didn't want to screw the lid on just to unscrew the drinking opening to take a sip) and I bonked my tooth and chipped it [emoji=coatl deadpan size=1]
I tried to do a little u turn on my bicycle and now my ankle is broken in three places and needed surgery .-. at least I only have two more weeks in the cast tho
I tried to do a little u turn on my bicycle and now my ankle is broken in three places and needed surgery .-. at least I only have two more weeks in the cast tho