"I GOT A TEAMMATE. EATING A F*CKING DOMINOS PIZZA. WHILE I'M OUT HERE TRYNA MAKE RENT."
"Make the pizza play a round."
"Is it fair for a 5'2 girl and a 5'6 person to fight a 6'0 sailor? JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION."
"I've never been so attracted to someone's forearms before."
"I ordered pizza a year ago y'all making that sh*t or nah?"
"Y e s n ' t ."
"DO NOT. ATTEMPT. TO BOARD THE HELICOPTER."
"NBA pick up game, 5v5 street rules. I'm starting with Dr. Phil, Ray Rice, Obama, Kurt Kobain...... and Fooya."
"LET'S GOOOOOO!"
"Who are you picking?"
"George Bush post-wheelchair-"
"YOU WANT GHENGIS KHAN."
"Yo can I get Mothra?"
"Rear Admiral, you can swim right?"
"What?"
"You can swim right?"
"Yeah?"
"So start swimming."
"OH GOD NO. I WASN'T THINKING. NO. I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT. Oh god I'm so sorry I'm not using my brain."
[meaty whack]
[chuckle]
"No I don't want him to stuff his forearms into my mouth."
"Look closely. Like, reeeeal closely. Like, look at the detail and.... open your eyes."
"I'm gonna say it! I'm gonna say the F word! Frag out!"
"Yeah don't jump down seven storeys again."
"I GOT A TEAMMATE. EATING A F*CKING DOMINOS PIZZA. WHILE I'M OUT HERE TRYNA MAKE RENT."
"Make the pizza play a round."
"Is it fair for a 5'2 girl and a 5'6 person to fight a 6'0 sailor? JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION."
"I've never been so attracted to someone's forearms before."
"I ordered pizza a year ago y'all making that sh*t or nah?"
"Y e s n ' t ."
"DO NOT. ATTEMPT. TO BOARD THE HELICOPTER."
"NBA pick up game, 5v5 street rules. I'm starting with Dr. Phil, Ray Rice, Obama, Kurt Kobain...... and Fooya."
"LET'S GOOOOOO!"
"Who are you picking?"
"George Bush post-wheelchair-"
"YOU WANT GHENGIS KHAN."
"Yo can I get Mothra?"
"Rear Admiral, you can swim right?"
"What?"
"You can swim right?"
"Yeah?"
"So start swimming."
"OH GOD NO. I WASN'T THINKING. NO. I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT. Oh god I'm so sorry I'm not using my brain."
[meaty whack]
[chuckle]
"No I don't want him to stuff his forearms into my mouth."
"Look closely. Like, reeeeal closely. Like, look at the detail and.... open your eyes."
"I'm gonna say it! I'm gonna say the F word! Frag out!"
"Yeah don't jump down seven storeys again."
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All of the following taken from the quotes channel in my squad's discord.
"He carries one of them with his arms and the other with his legs"
"I'm gonna make some coffee and kill this god."
"if everyone who watched the video subscribes, and everyone who didn't watch the video subscribed, we would have 7 billion subscribers"
“They asked me if I was a squid or a kid, I said I was a squid and my life is a frickin nightmare”
"Eat **** and live."
"yeah, he's crazy... anyway let's go get that teeth"
All of the following taken from the quotes channel in my squad's discord.
"He carries one of them with his arms and the other with his legs"
"I'm gonna make some coffee and kill this god."
"if everyone who watched the video subscribes, and everyone who didn't watch the video subscribed, we would have 7 billion subscribers"
“They asked me if I was a squid or a kid, I said I was a squid and my life is a frickin nightmare”
"Eat **** and live."
"yeah, he's crazy... anyway let's go get that teeth"
"I would invite you to my quarters next, but I fear my space is so bare it is almost laughable"
*Whispers to paintbrush* "The power of Christ compels you."
"I would invite you to my quarters next, but I fear my space is so bare it is almost laughable"
*Whispers to paintbrush* "The power of Christ compels you."
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☆ She/Her
★ +1 FR Time
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“Why would you write that?!”
“I’m just trying to tell the truth.”
Thumbs up to you if you can guess where this is from.
“But not because we’re gay!”
“No, not because we’re gay!”
——
“Hey. Hamlet, be more chill.”
“High school is s***, and you gotta help me conquer it.”
“Is it really true? I’m your favouwite pewson?”
——
“I’m a general, wee!”
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“Why would you write that?!”
“I’m just trying to tell the truth.”
Thumbs up to you if you can guess where this is from.
“But not because we’re gay!”
“No, not because we’re gay!”
——
“Hey. Hamlet, be more chill.”
“High school is s***, and you gotta help me conquer it.”
“Is it really true? I’m your favouwite pewson?”
——
“I’m a general, wee!”
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I have too many fandoms... and too many ships. I love Broadway musicals
She/Her pronouns LBGTQ+ Ally
"her vibes are rancid, your honor. execute her"
i was talking about Hubert here
"her vibes are rancid, your honor. execute her"
i was talking about Hubert here
[quote name="Bluebirdi3" date="2019-09-23 07:58:52" ]
"her vibes are rancid, your honor. execute her"
i was talking about Hubert here
[/quote]
[color=360705]wait you know fe3h?? good
anyway there are a bunch of quotes from fe3h that desperately need context and might even be funnier in context
"In that case, I'd like you to formally pardon me for not having friends."
"Tell you what. All will be forgiven if you promise three things - stop lying, take responsibility, and fall madly in love with me."
"Thank you, Hubert. We are off to a terrible start."
Bluebirdi3 wrote on 2019-09-23 07:58:52:
"her vibes are rancid, your honor. execute her"
i was talking about Hubert here
wait you know fe3h?? good
anyway there are a bunch of quotes from fe3h that desperately need context and might even be funnier in context
"In that case, I'd like you to formally pardon me for not having friends."
"Tell you what. All will be forgiven if you promise three things - stop lying, take responsibility, and fall madly in love with me."
"Thank you, Hubert. We are off to a terrible start."
all from my lifeguarding coworkers...
"hey Siri, are insects animals?"
"i keep screaming but god never answers"
"where's the chlorine, i'm gonna go kill myself"
"when i'm 21 i'm gonna go to a bar and order a danimal"
"I MAY HAVE CHEESE ON MY SHIRT, BUT I'M NOT OBESE"
"kun said the next time he gets me he's gonna twist my nipples off"
and my favorite,
"how much do i weigh in kilometers?"
all from my lifeguarding coworkers...
"hey Siri, are insects animals?"
"i keep screaming but god never answers"
"where's the chlorine, i'm gonna go kill myself"
"when i'm 21 i'm gonna go to a bar and order a danimal"
"I MAY HAVE CHEESE ON MY SHIRT, BUT I'M NOT OBESE"
"kun said the next time he gets me he's gonna twist my nipples off"
and my favorite,
"how much do i weigh in kilometers?"
"He's at Castle M'Strangle with ten thousand bagpipes."
"Amateur?! I killed a man with a speak-and-spell once!"
"Do you pick up chicks at funerals?"
"He's at Castle M'Strangle with ten thousand bagpipes."
"Amateur?! I killed a man with a speak-and-spell once!"
"Do you pick up chicks at funerals?"
