General Discussion

"..and that's a picture of my dad. He's so good at murdering people."

"Oh god, he's evil and a tree."
"He's not evil."
"Well he still looks like a tree."

Some ones from some more recent lore recounts and other projection works I’m currently working on writing, several WIPs.

“The Favorite sighed. Here, he was nobody, as his leader was not here, and he was but a court fool to everyone else.”

“It takes a total of two minutes to kill all of your components, and another three to hide your bodies. Choose your battle wisely, you idiotic blazehearts.”

“The angel bird seemed to stare down, but nobody can truly tell the gaze of an angel bird, so it was up to debate to the party if they were in danger.”

“A/N: Entirely unrelated to the work but I needed to get this out, this will be removed in the released version, but who the (fluffen) leaves an empty box on your porch dressed up as twisted dandifer”

“The moth stared at the lizard fairy. ‘You really thought that was a normal and sane response.’ Rock Candy simply nodded in disappointment of her own words.”

“I think your friend hates me.”

“Who, Tracey?” Gary looked amused by the idea, eyes sparkling in a way Drew hadn’t seen in a long time. “I don’t think he has it in him to hate anyone. Unless maybe you did something really awful, like breaking his friend’s heart or something.”

I FOUND SOME OLD STORIES I WROTE WHEN I WAS LIKE EIGHT OR NINE AND WANT TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU [quote name ='I feel so bad for whoever is going to be on the receiving end of this'] ‘ Well... a remedy that consists of rotten egg whites , mud , overripe tomato juice , and itch powder might help… [/quote]

I return with more quotes from half-baked stuff I have ([s]All of this is oc stuff btw-[/s]) [quote]Oi! [name]! Get your big [b][REDACTED][/b] ears out of the way I can't see the captions![/quote] [quote]"And as you can see folks, none of you are visible to any of the other members of the band, so I probably look like I'm crazy-" He is then cut off with a crash, causing him to let out a long sigh.[/quote] [quote]Come on man; you know energy drink cans are delicious![/quote] [quote]"Hope the ovens on because I'm coming in hot!"[/quote] [quote]Brandy you arE CRUNCHING YOUR NECK AGAIN-[/quote] [quote]"I'm part of what I like to call an [i]Individual choir[/i]" They said, gesturing with their hands in a way that he swore he saw sparkles[/quote] [quote]Captain Chowder, texting Rook: I’m a theif. Rook: Thief. Captain Chowder: Theif. Rook: I before E except after C. Captain Chowder: Thceif. Rook: NO.[/quote] [quote]"Now listen, I'm all for creativity, but her mixes are... interestin'. Like for example: Buffalo wing popcorn, chocolate-covered grasshoppers, and pickled caramel Jalapeños"[/quote] [quote]He was in the hall again :I[/quote] [quote]"Oh yeah, well take one for the road!" Tyrone shouts angrily before hurling a hot n' greasy pizza at the tax collectors face[/quote] [quote] "So, are you going to explain how the hell you crashed my car Moss?" "Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Diana, deer!" "And what did Diana do?" "She said "Yes, Honey?"[/quote] [quote]"I’m telling you; our group is very competent!" Sugar Demon says with a slight snark in his voice, draping an arm over Zero's shoulders as he glowers at the fancy man in front of them, right before Diana rushes in. "Zero! Sugar Demon! Tyrone tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!"[/quote] [quote]Moss lets out a long sigh, adjusting their sun hat. "Listen man, yesterday, I overheard Diana saying, “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Tyrone replying, “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life."[/quote] [quote]Zero grins, leaning against the bar, the bells on his hat jingling slightly. "Think of it like this bartender, you call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." An awkward silence hangs in the air before the bartender says "I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar..."[/quote] [quote]Sully flicks a wilted leaf off of his arm before speaking. "Apparently, it was rude of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them." He pauses a moment, wiping the face protector of his mask. "On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents at Cheesy Carls".[/quote] [quote]Next up was the teacup ride. Everybody got into their own teacups. Diana, Bernard, and Adlai were spinning a little and talking. The peace was then interrupted by Damien, Tyrone, and Diana flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming[/quote]

working on a one-shot fic, and my brain came up with this [s]Prime I love writing Quackity and Dream interactions so much[/s] [color=transparent]_[/color] [quote name="just let the man have his books, Q"] During his second visit, Quackity had confiscated all of Dream’s books. Like [i]reading[/i] made him more dangerous or something. What did Quackity expect him to do, try and smack him over the head with a [i]softcover book[/i]? [/quote]

[quote]“What’s a human, Dad?” Bingo asked, tugging on Bandit’s arm. “Humans were just invented by the government and tinfoil-hat wearing freaks to scare little children. Sort of like the yowie, but with less fur.” [/quote] [quote]“The nerve of him,” she muttered to herself. “He left before I could tell him not to let the bedbugs bite…” [/quote] [quote]“Listen. I-I just… I…” Even the self-proclaimed master songwriter can’t manage to spit out the words. They stick in his throat, like barnacles. Horrible little barnacles that cling to him and refuse to let go.[/quote] [quote]What was it with the Yiga Clan? What was it with their lust for specifically murdering the hero? And why were they always borderline insane about bananas, which were objectively the worst fruit in all of Hyrule?[/quote] [quote]...why are you a fish, why am I a fish, and why is Hikari a crustacean?[/quote] [quote]“Well, I’m not the one who spent all his life perfecting how to take down a wild goat with his bare hands.” “And I’m not the one who can manifest literally anything out of thin air, as long as it’s inedible. So I guess we’re even.”[/quote] Even funnier than the fics themselves are the notes I leave in the margins. [quote]Nickelback reference. I’LL HAVE THE QUESADILLUHHHHH[/quote] [quote]That is beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba.[/quote] [quote]IT’S JOHN MULANEY!!![/quote] [quote]A tray of Master Kohga’s horrible, horrible banana walnut muffins that were always somehow too dry around the edges and yet undercooked in the center. It was almost as bad as the cycle of violence and bloodshed that the clan perpetuated.[/quote]

“Do you ever get burnt out?” she asks gently, just out of curiosity.

It’s a long beat before he answers, “Do you always play therapist with everyone you meet?”

She blushes indignantly. “I’m making conversation, Terminator.”

“Don’t call me that. Make conversation with me when I’m awake.”

"Yes I’m a crow. Yes I can talk. Don’t ask."