“Ah yes, Tokova probably just expected to have a nice, normal day, but instead he ends up nearly getting krilled 4 billion times in a row because of moths and unintentionally adopting the skykid equivalent of a 4-year-old that was apparently living with crabs their whole life”
"I'm going to turn you into spoon slop"
"I'm going to turn you into spoon slop"
*manages to lick zibs eyeball instead of her own* (cursed rp)
*manages to lick zibs eyeball instead of her own* (cursed rp)
"Want to take Foghorn Leghorn into your party?"
"YOU MUST BE AT LEAST EIGHTY CENTURIES OLD TO READ ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME. OTHERWISE, YOUR EYEBALLS WILL MELT."
"I'd like a meat cookie, please. No, a meat cookie. Don't you guys have meat cookies here?"
"EXPLODING LIONS"
"I married an imaginary friend turned real, got pregnant, and my werewolf had triplets."
"Then get a pet alligator and walk it on a leash past all the nice houses."
"Want to take Foghorn Leghorn into your party?"
"YOU MUST BE AT LEAST EIGHTY CENTURIES OLD TO READ ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME. OTHERWISE, YOUR EYEBALLS WILL MELT."
"I'd like a meat cookie, please. No, a meat cookie. Don't you guys have meat cookies here?"
"EXPLODING LIONS"
"I married an imaginary friend turned real, got pregnant, and my werewolf had triplets."
"Then get a pet alligator and walk it on a leash past all the nice houses."
"So, just a wild guess, you're an introvert with the social skills of a goldfish and the personality of a rotten tomato?"
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"I will break every tendon in your body."
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"Today, children, let's count how many krill there are! 1, 2, 3, 4- wait where are my winged lights"
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"THIS MANTA IS ABOUT TO PERISH AND YOU ARE D A N C I N G"
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"The sapling requires tea to quench its thirst. It is a very refined sapling."
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"totally just OBSERVING the crab, no weird crab religion here nope"
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"Why abduct a moth on your candle run when you can abduct Gerald the Thirty-Second instead"
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"your cloud of emo smoke is obscuring my vision"
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"It's not medical malpractice if I'm correct!"
"You are a Reshiram in a Serperior costume, what are you talking about."
"You are a Reshiram in a Serperior costume, what are you talking about."
Flare
Dragon-obsessed gamer nerd
"I think i speak for all of us when i say, we all hate the blue shell when it's coming after us, speaking of which INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I think i speak for all of us when i say, we all hate the blue shell when it's coming after us, speaking of which INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!"
"And now he actually has a reason to pull stuff outta hammerspace!"
Crayfish are not found in salty water but in sweet water
Crayfish are not found in salty water but in sweet water
“dont taunt people with beans”
“dont taunt people with beans”
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