"Iguro i love you too"
"Salchipapa"
"Iguro i love you too"
"Salchipapa"
"I can only hope it's imagining what Abraham Lincoln would smell like."
"I can only hope it's imagining what Abraham Lincoln would smell like."
Tobias | He/Him |
Fiesta de Muertos and
The Flying Trapeze (100 hatchling challenges)
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
"no we aren't gonna sell kids this time"
"no we aren't gonna sell kids this time"
"I know you did NOT just say my snake has a foot fetish-"
"I know you did NOT just say my snake has a foot fetish-"
"I think im on a male"
(me quoting this to a friend as i was male variant pokemon xD)
"I think im on a male"
(me quoting this to a friend as i was male variant pokemon xD)
"Everything is my business if I try hard enough."
"Mattress Firm? What if I like my mattresses SOFT?"
"Everything is my business if I try hard enough."
"Mattress Firm? What if I like my mattresses SOFT?"
"Whenever I eat bacon it always comes back up..."
"Whenever I eat bacon it always comes back up..."
No, remember? I'm the one who's supposed to kidnap you?
*small child runs away screaming*
"just because i drew a salmon in a bikini once doesnt mean i have a thing for fish!"
"If I had a clone WWIV would happen."
"WWIII hasn't even happened yet."
"I know, it would be so bad we would skip the third and go instantly to the fourth."
"If I had a clone WWIV would happen."
"WWIII hasn't even happened yet."
"I know, it would be so bad we would skip the third and go instantly to the fourth."
No, remember? I'm the one who's supposed to kidnap you?
*small child runs away screaming*
me: i wanna go feral
my therapist: everyone deals with stressors in different ways
"we're not talking about bull****, we're talking about actual sun feelings"
"aw man, i have to go kill my kids again"
me: i wanna go feral
my therapist: everyone deals with stressors in different ways
"we're not talking about bull****, we're talking about actual sun feelings"
"aw man, i have to go kill my kids again"