Marcus: Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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Raphiel: We’ll handle this the way we always do.
Ria: Brute strength?
Katashi: Almost dying?
Raphiel: No and no. By sticking together and never giving up.
Marcus: Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.
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Raphiel: We’ll handle this the way we always do.
Ria: Brute strength?
Katashi: Almost dying?
Raphiel: No and no. By sticking together and never giving up.
Cherry: *running from a vacuum and screaming*
Sun, emerging from a mountain of bubbles: welcome to bath and body works
Sun: can i swear
Jay: yes Sun i will allow you to swear
Sun: f
Jay: go on
Sun i'm nervous
Blake: Dying sucks! How do you guys deal with mortality?
Navire: Violent outbursts.
Silver Night: General sl*ttiness.
Axel: Thanks to denial, I am immortal.
Blake: Dying sucks! How do you guys deal with mortality?
Navire: Violent outbursts.
Silver Night: General sl*ttiness.
Axel: Thanks to denial, I am immortal.
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Zachary: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Maria?
Maria: ...No.
Hayley: I do!
Zachary: I know Hayley.
Hayley: I'm sad :c
Zachary: I know Hayley.
Hayley: Skydust!.....Haiiii~ *kissy noise*
SD: *turns around with a tyre over her face*
Hayley: Oh god *small laugh*
Synestra: You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a BURNT CHICKEN NUGGET, I still love myself
Zachary: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Maria?
Maria: ...No.
Hayley: I do!
Zachary: I know Hayley.
Hayley: I'm sad :c
Zachary: I know Hayley.
Hayley: Skydust!.....Haiiii~ *kissy noise*
SD: *turns around with a tyre over her face*
Hayley: Oh god *small laugh*
Synestra: You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a BURNT CHICKEN NUGGET, I still love myself
Someone: What makes the perfect woman?
Reid:
Reid: you're asking the wrong person, i'm gay
William: What if the g in gif was silent
Nathan: go to sleep bro
William: what gif i dont want to
Nathan: heck off
Deci: BOO!
Miyana: AAA, STOOOoooop, I could've dropped my croissant!
Chip: Mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Reid: you guys ever wonder what its like to die? in a fire?
Jade: ???? who the heck invited you?????
Someone: What makes the perfect woman?
Reid:
Reid: you're asking the wrong person, i'm gay
William: What if the g in gif was silent
Nathan: go to sleep bro
William: what gif i dont want to
Nathan: heck off
Deci: BOO!
Miyana: AAA, STOOOoooop, I could've dropped my croissant!
Chip: Mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Reid: you guys ever wonder what its like to die? in a fire?
Jade: ???? who the heck invited you?????
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clai/mordecai/aether
fae/they
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(i have a world where everyone has a soul)
(meanwhile, in a world nearby)
snowlily: i don't have a soul! have a nice day!
summer: i don't have one either
(i have a world where everyone has a soul)
(meanwhile, in a world nearby)
snowlily: i don't have a soul! have a nice day!
summer: i don't have one either
hrrr!
Adel: What do you call it when someone wants to kill you?
Sarah: Tuesday.
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Julie: Fool me once, shame on you.
Julie: Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature.
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Julie: What’s your greatest weakness?
Kate: I’m uncooperative.
Julie: Give me an example?
Kate: No.
Adel: What do you call it when someone wants to kill you?
Sarah: Tuesday.
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Julie: Fool me once, shame on you.
Julie: Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature.
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Julie: What’s your greatest weakness?
Kate: I’m uncooperative.
Julie: Give me an example?
Kate: No.
Anyone: "Sam, you're grounded. Get on top of the fridge, now-"
Sam, wailing in his apparent agony: "ThiS HOUSE IS A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE-"
Sam, staring out a window longingly: "I smell like beef."
Shuck, kicking down your door: "Hi, welcome to Chili's-!"
Gabe: "Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does-"
Older Fallan, trying not to swear around his mother after stubbing his toe: "mOTHeR tRuCkER duDE, THAt hUrT LikE a BUTTcHEeK oN a STiCK-"
Sam, zooming his camera in on Fangles and Tye: "Two bros, chillin' in a hot-tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay~"
Kronos, pointing at a herd of Pegasi: "Look at all those chickens."
Cupid: "Move, I'm gay."
Wesley, after having a child: "Two shots of vodka-" *pours half of the bottle, downs the rest herself*
Tanara: "How do you know what's good for me?"
Lucifer: "tHAT'S MY OPINION-"
Tanara:
Calvin, unsheathing her longsword:
Sahli: "Hey, I'm lesbian."
Drein, because he's d u m b: "I thought you were American-"
Wes's kid when they're a teenager: "Hey dad, look. It's the good kush-"
Wesley, deadpan: "This is the Dollar Store, how good could it be?"
Chevelle: "I'm going out. You want anything?"
Black, whispering in Shuck's head: "The souls of the innocent!"
Shuck: "A bagel."
Black: "No!"
Shuck: "Two bagels."
Calvin, finally fed up with Sam and Drein: *crashes their heads together rather than pans* "I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL ARE NEVER GONNA SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME-!"
Sam: *crashes into Lotus's bedroom, camera rolling* "wAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!"
Lotus: *g r o a n*
Wesley: *sits up in bed next to him* "What the hell, dude-"
Sam: "oHMYGOD CALVIN HE'S AT IT AGAIN-"
Drein: "What up, I'm Drein, I'm 19, and I never fekkin' learned how to read~!"
Lotus: *strikes a pose* "I'm your freestyle dance instructor."
Nobody:
Cerberus: *punches Kronos square in the face*
Kronos: "i CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS! AGAIN-!"
Tiny Fallan: *sp00ks Fangles*
Fangles: *feminine scream* "sTaHhHP! I could've dropped my croissant!"
Sam: "I'm a sweet heckin' treat! I'm a joy to be around!"
Anyone: "Sam, you're grounded. Get on top of the fridge, now-"
Sam, wailing in his apparent agony: "ThiS HOUSE IS A GODDAMN NIGHTMARE-"
Sam, staring out a window longingly: "I smell like beef."
Shuck, kicking down your door: "Hi, welcome to Chili's-!"
Gabe: "Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does-"
Older Fallan, trying not to swear around his mother after stubbing his toe: "mOTHeR tRuCkER duDE, THAt hUrT LikE a BUTTcHEeK oN a STiCK-"
Sam, zooming his camera in on Fangles and Tye: "Two bros, chillin' in a hot-tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay~"
Kronos, pointing at a herd of Pegasi: "Look at all those chickens."
Cupid: "Move, I'm gay."
Wesley, after having a child: "Two shots of vodka-" *pours half of the bottle, downs the rest herself*
Tanara: "How do you know what's good for me?"
Lucifer: "tHAT'S MY OPINION-"
Tanara:
Calvin, unsheathing her longsword:
Sahli: "Hey, I'm lesbian."
Drein, because he's d u m b: "I thought you were American-"
Wes's kid when they're a teenager: "Hey dad, look. It's the good kush-"
Wesley, deadpan: "This is the Dollar Store, how good could it be?"
Chevelle: "I'm going out. You want anything?"
Black, whispering in Shuck's head: "The souls of the innocent!"
Shuck: "A bagel."
Black: "No!"
Shuck: "Two bagels."
Calvin, finally fed up with Sam and Drein: *crashes their heads together rather than pans* "I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL ARE NEVER GONNA SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME-!"
Sam: *crashes into Lotus's bedroom, camera rolling* "wAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!"
Lotus: *g r o a n*
Wesley: *sits up in bed next to him* "What the hell, dude-"
Sam: "oHMYGOD CALVIN HE'S AT IT AGAIN-"
Drein: "What up, I'm Drein, I'm 19, and I never fekkin' learned how to read~!"
Lotus: *strikes a pose* "I'm your freestyle dance instructor."
Nobody:
Cerberus: *punches Kronos square in the face*
Kronos: "i CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS! AGAIN-!"
Tiny Fallan: *sp00ks Fangles*
Fangles: *feminine scream* "sTaHhHP! I could've dropped my croissant!"
Sam: "I'm a sweet heckin' treat! I'm a joy to be around!"
plague/semper/semp
any prns, writer/artist and an eldritch abomination
"don't bring a splayd to a knork fight."
wishlist
Ryan: I'm so nervous. Frank, have you ever given a eulogy?
Frank: You mean at a funeral?
Ryan: ...No Frank, at a pie eating contest.
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Charley: What do you think this is? The Seven-Eleven? I'm not open all night!
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Micha: Two shots of vodka! *pours entire bottle into container*
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Sekani: Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!
Ryan: I'm so nervous. Frank, have you ever given a eulogy?
Frank: You mean at a funeral?
Ryan: ...No Frank, at a pie eating contest.
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Charley: What do you think this is? The Seven-Eleven? I'm not open all night!
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Micha: Two shots of vodka! *pours entire bottle into container*
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Sekani: Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!
