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Rizor ;>
Mikey: "Bro, I love you, but I wouldn't kiss you, bro-"
Gabe, sadly: "You wouldn't?"
Mikey, biting his lip: "... Well, unless you wanted to-"
Sam at Blaid: "You are my dad! You're my dad!
BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE-"
Mikey (or any character, really), singing and strumming a ukulele: "Hey! How you doing? Well, I'm doing just fine - I lied, I'm dying inside."
Sam: "SMACK CAM!!"
Blaid, leaping out of bed with his spear at the ready: "BOY, I HOPE THE HELL YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE A DEAD SON OF A GOD I TELL YOU THAT-"
Gabe: "Look at this cute pen I found!"
Mikey: "Gabe, that's gay."
Gabe: "... Mikey, we've been dating for 9 months-"
Commercial: "What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?"
Drein: *runs up to a random kid at a park, pushing them over while making sound effects*
Drein, drunk as he leans on Sam, club music blasting in the background: "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of jesus - KUMBAYAAA MY LORD-!"
Usilis: "Hi, thanks for checking in, I'm
~still a piece of garbage~"
Lucifer, the moment he Falls:
"It's time for World War 1."
Fangles, his first time out of Hell: *screams in terror as an enchanted vacuum chases him around the house, throwing couch pillows at it as he r u n s*
Fangles, one arm around Calvin: "WHO'S READY TO GET CRAZY FOR NEW YEAR'S?!"
A young Fallan: *screams, smashing a glass bowl on the floor*
Drein: "I don't need an assassin's degree to be a coat hanger." *stuffs a hanger in his shirt, hanging himself on a door handle; in the background, Sahli s i g h s*
Lucifer @ Tanara: "Oh, sorry, I almost fell asleep waiting for you to make me a sandwich~"
Sable @ Lucifer: "Go back to sleep, and starve."
Sam and Drein: *exist in a public space*
The entirety of the Cakepeppers household: "Is this allowed?" What the -
is this allowed??"
Drein, as Sam is getting arrested: "SAM, IS THAT A POLICE?! I'M CALLING THE WEED-" *sprints inside and dials 4:20 on a microwave*
Nikki's voice: "420, what'ch'ya smokin'?"
Calvin: "WHAT DID YOU DO!?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
Lotus, mumbling: "... Scarred Liam on accident-"
Calvin: "HOW DO YOU
SCAR LIAM ON ACCIDENT-"
Sam: *does a ridiculous waddle down a hallway to sad guitar music*
Blaid: *holds a hand to his face in disappointment as the camera slowly zooms in on him*
Cerberus in his human form: "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf." *yips at the ocean*
Sam @ Drein, spotting a happy, purring Hammond that looks like she's eating Drein with love-bites: *ScReEcHes* "AAAAA, CONTROL YOUR DOG-"
Drein, covered in drool: "She don't bite-"
Sam: "YES SHE DO, DREIN,
YOU ARE LITERALLY IN HER THROAT-MOUTH-"
Drein: "I don't need shoes. They disappoint me." *strikes a pose, pointing at his prosthetic feet*
