"Oh, no; I've got red health and Graham Norton starts in seven minutes!"
TOPIC | Weird things you've said recently?
“With enough chloroform, you can achieve anything.”
“With enough chloroform, you can achieve anything.”
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"Is it bad that my uncle reminds me of Squidward?"
"Is it bad that my uncle reminds me of Squidward?"
Dragon Cartoon Shop She/her Big Gears of War fan Subnautica fan Cat person I like writing and drawing |
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"Not now I'm trying to burn this ice lizard"
"So that's where you were you stupid leaf"
"LET ME PET YOU"
"Man I love running down Bokoblins"
"I love exploring an- nOPE NO THANKS BYE"
"You ever just get lost and fall off a cliff"
"YOU FLOATY NINJA HECKER"
-me, playing botw
"So that's where you were you stupid leaf"
"LET ME PET YOU"
"Man I love running down Bokoblins"
"I love exploring an- nOPE NO THANKS BYE"
"You ever just get lost and fall off a cliff"
"YOU FLOATY NINJA HECKER"
-me, playing botw
"Not now I'm trying to burn this ice lizard"
"So that's where you were you stupid leaf"
"LET ME PET YOU"
"Man I love running down Bokoblins"
"I love exploring an- nOPE NO THANKS BYE"
"You ever just get lost and fall off a cliff"
"YOU FLOATY NINJA HECKER"
-me, playing botw
"So that's where you were you stupid leaf"
"LET ME PET YOU"
"Man I love running down Bokoblins"
"I love exploring an- nOPE NO THANKS BYE"
"You ever just get lost and fall off a cliff"
"YOU FLOATY NINJA HECKER"
-me, playing botw
i need to redo my signature
casey/zoru - they/them
fr +3
mp100/spyxfamily/pokemon/loz/ace attorney
casey/zoru - they/them
fr +3
mp100/spyxfamily/pokemon/loz/ace attorney
"Featuring... salty fifth graders"
"NO, PATRICK'S SNOOT BROKE AND NOW WE HAVE TO DUCT TAPE IT"
"You know what, if you're quitting orchestra to be a band thug, can I join you?"
"NO, PATRICK'S SNOOT BROKE AND NOW WE HAVE TO DUCT TAPE IT"
"You know what, if you're quitting orchestra to be a band thug, can I join you?"
"Featuring... salty fifth graders"
"NO, PATRICK'S SNOOT BROKE AND NOW WE HAVE TO DUCT TAPE IT"
"You know what, if you're quitting orchestra to be a band thug, can I join you?"
"NO, PATRICK'S SNOOT BROKE AND NOW WE HAVE TO DUCT TAPE IT"
"You know what, if you're quitting orchestra to be a band thug, can I join you?"
Wetdog | she/her | fr +3
"Don't be such a pickled cucumber"
"Oh it's just a worried pickle"
"Hi I'm your average salad"
"Beep beep issa meep"
"Don't judge my pet brick"
"Oh it's just a worried pickle"
"Hi I'm your average salad"
"Beep beep issa meep"
"Don't judge my pet brick"
"Don't be such a pickled cucumber"
"Oh it's just a worried pickle"
"Hi I'm your average salad"
"Beep beep issa meep"
"Don't judge my pet brick"
"Oh it's just a worried pickle"
"Hi I'm your average salad"
"Beep beep issa meep"
"Don't judge my pet brick"
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"Look at the smol child in its natural habitat. Watch as it stalks the chicken nugget."
A weird conversation between my friends that I overheard (I had no part in this):
Person 1: Did you just say your afraid of radishes?
Person 2 (she's super arrogant and I low-key hate her, but we don't talk about that!): Yeah. But I'll name my first daughter Aria Aurora so it doesn't matter.
1: What if your "daughter" is really a son
2: I'll put him up for adoption, men of all ages suck.
1: My mom's name is Jessica, can you take anyone named Jessica seriously?
2 (who, not to mention, doesn't have a pretty name at all): That's such a disgusting name, your grandparents should be ashamed
1: I know, right?
2: I will never name any of my children Jessica
1: But what if the father wants to name it Jessica?
2: If we're married, we'll get divorced, if not, I'll shoot him.
This was in art class, I have no idea how this happened XD
A weird conversation between my friends that I overheard (I had no part in this):
Person 1: Did you just say your afraid of radishes?
Person 2 (she's super arrogant and I low-key hate her, but we don't talk about that!): Yeah. But I'll name my first daughter Aria Aurora so it doesn't matter.
1: What if your "daughter" is really a son
2: I'll put him up for adoption, men of all ages suck.
1: My mom's name is Jessica, can you take anyone named Jessica seriously?
2 (who, not to mention, doesn't have a pretty name at all): That's such a disgusting name, your grandparents should be ashamed
1: I know, right?
2: I will never name any of my children Jessica
1: But what if the father wants to name it Jessica?
2: If we're married, we'll get divorced, if not, I'll shoot him.
This was in art class, I have no idea how this happened XD
"Look at the smol child in its natural habitat. Watch as it stalks the chicken nugget."
A weird conversation between my friends that I overheard (I had no part in this):
Person 1: Did you just say your afraid of radishes?
Person 2 (she's super arrogant and I low-key hate her, but we don't talk about that!): Yeah. But I'll name my first daughter Aria Aurora so it doesn't matter.
1: What if your "daughter" is really a son
2: I'll put him up for adoption, men of all ages suck.
1: My mom's name is Jessica, can you take anyone named Jessica seriously?
2 (who, not to mention, doesn't have a pretty name at all): That's such a disgusting name, your grandparents should be ashamed
1: I know, right?
2: I will never name any of my children Jessica
1: But what if the father wants to name it Jessica?
2: If we're married, we'll get divorced, if not, I'll shoot him.
This was in art class, I have no idea how this happened XD
A weird conversation between my friends that I overheard (I had no part in this):
Person 1: Did you just say your afraid of radishes?
Person 2 (she's super arrogant and I low-key hate her, but we don't talk about that!): Yeah. But I'll name my first daughter Aria Aurora so it doesn't matter.
1: What if your "daughter" is really a son
2: I'll put him up for adoption, men of all ages suck.
1: My mom's name is Jessica, can you take anyone named Jessica seriously?
2 (who, not to mention, doesn't have a pretty name at all): That's such a disgusting name, your grandparents should be ashamed
1: I know, right?
2: I will never name any of my children Jessica
1: But what if the father wants to name it Jessica?
2: If we're married, we'll get divorced, if not, I'll shoot him.
This was in art class, I have no idea how this happened XD