[quote name="Beguile" date="2022-01-02 08:47:12" ]
B...baku-
[item=baku]
[/quote]
[font=Comic Sans MS]If we mention Baku, let's not also forget...
[i]J A N U S T R A P[/i]
[item=Janustrap]
Baku are able to walk both the physical and ethereal plane.
2250
If we mention Baku, let's not also forget...
J A N U S T R A P
Janustrap
Familiar
One of the stalks keeps track of where flies will be, while the other monitors where dragons have been.
1635
ahem *slams Bestiary down on desk and starts flicking*
Why you acid-tongue serpenta,
you Bogus Manamonger - oooh that's bound to start drama in wizarding circles! -
you meddling Ethereal Trickster,
you Foolish Prince, prince of fools,
you Fungusbearing Phony,
you Insubstantial Illusionist - another one for mage drama -,
you Irregular Nekomata,
let go of me you Jawlocker,
out of the way you Lesser Wisp,
mind your business you Undergrowth Shovelsnout,
now stop with these distractions you Time Devourer!
[item=Acid-tongue Serpenta][item=Bogus Manamonger][item=Ethereal Trickster][item=Foolish Prince][item=Fungusbearing Phony][item=Insubstantial Illusionist][item=Irregular Nekomata][item=Jawlocker][item=Lesser Wisp][item=Undergrowth Shovelsnout][item=Time Devourer]
ahem *slams Bestiary down on desk and starts flicking*
Why you acid-tongue serpenta,
you Bogus Manamonger - oooh that's bound to start drama in wizarding circles! -
you meddling Ethereal Trickster,
you Foolish Prince, prince of fools,
you Fungusbearing Phony,
you Insubstantial Illusionist - another one for mage drama -,
you Irregular Nekomata,
let go of me you Jawlocker,
out of the way you Lesser Wisp,
mind your business you Undergrowth Shovelsnout,
now stop with these distractions you Time Devourer!
Acid-Tongue Serpenta
Familiar
It is recommended to stay as far from these hostile creatures as possible -with the exception of plague dragons, who have a natural immunity to serpenta venom. (Colored by autumnalis.)
900
Bogus Manamonger
Familiar
There's something disconcerting about this bear...
0
Ethereal Trickster
Familiar
Catching a trickster in the midst of its trick is much easier than catching the spirit itself. It vanishes as soon as it's been spotted.
2300
Foolish Prince
Familiar
A wise leader must never lose their head.
2940
Fungusbearing Phony
Familiar
There's something different about this bear...
0
Insubstantial Illusionist
Familiar
Elemental acolyte of the Shadowbinder. (Trickmurk Circus Holiday Item 2016.)
0
Irregular Nekomata
Familiar
Its lack of fur should not be seen as detriment, but an amazing opportunity to knit tiny kitty sweaters.
1000
Jawlocker
Familiar
Jawlockers have sharper teeth than most dragons, and a bite just as powerful.
2900
Lesser Wisp
Familiar
When resting in crystal, a lesser wisp will slumber contentedly. When loose, they will cause all manner of mischief!
250
Undergrowth Shovelsnout
Familiar
This enterprising boar wriggles its way into the forest floor undergrowth to get the very best creepy crawlers.
250
Time Devourer
Familiar
There's a lesson somewhere in here about procrastination...
1500
[quote name="EmeraldSands315" date="2022-01-02 09:28:43" ]
Ancient fungus, algae-bottom slarg, noggle, leisure loaf, noxious coralclimber, and wartoad stand out to me, but the person who said baku wins.
[/quote]
Yeah I thought of noxious coralclimber, it's got the adjective, [i]and [/i]a noun with a "verb-er" after it! But also..
[item=basic hippalectryon]
Jokes aside, here are a few: [item=blushing tangle][item=bone fiend][item=corpse cleaner][item=lesser wisp][item=mindless flight][item=nightmare][item=vilevenom kelpie][item=woolly walrus]
Ancient fungus, algae-bottom slarg, noggle, leisure loaf, noxious coralclimber, and wartoad stand out to me, but the person who said baku wins.
Yeah I thought of noxious coralclimber, it's got the adjective, and a noun with a "verb-er" after it! But also..
Basic Hippalectryon
Familiar
Basic bronco bird.
0
Jokes aside, here are a few:
Blushing Tangle
Familiar
Gravity's laws do not seem to apply to this gently floating creature. What a rebel.
2940
Bone Fiend
Familiar
Although frightening to look at, bone fiends mostly keep to themselves and the piles of calcified remains that they have collected.
0
Corpse Cleaner
Familiar
An unfortunate creature makes for a fortunate corpse cleaner.
2150
Lesser Wisp
Familiar
When resting in crystal, a lesser wisp will slumber contentedly. When loose, they will cause all manner of mischief!
250
Mindless Flight
Familiar
Swift, strong, and without any sense of direction.
2940
Nightmare
Familiar
This eerie equine creature is surprisingly sweet, but will only make itself known in dreams to those who have witnessed a death.
2750
Vilevenom Kelpie
Familiar
It's poisonous, not venomous. Petition to rename "Poisonparty Kelpie".
2800
Woolly Walrus
Familiar
The Woolly Walrus prefers dark, secluded places where it can comb its dark, greasy hair and listen to loud music.
2600
[quote name="Beguile" date="2022-01-02 08:47:12" ]
B...baku-
[item=baku]
[/quote]
Blocked. Blocked. You're all blocked. None of you are free of sin.
"Goblin" is great on its own, but [item=gusting goblin] is A+ aristocratic wordfumble. [size=1][size=1]Or a euphemism for fart[/size][/size]
You Depin!
*sounds like one of the russian insults*
Depin
Familiar
Their impressive collars are used in displays of aggression.
2900
You're such a Nightmare
Nightmare
Familiar
This eerie equine creature is surprisingly sweet, but will only make itself known in dreams to those who have witnessed a death.
2750
The Slarg's name is my favourite cuz it sounds very familiar to an English insult.
[item=Fallbrush Fraud]
This fams name could be insulting to a druid.
[quote name="Beguile" date="2022-01-02 08:47:12" ]
B...baku-
[item=baku]
[/quote]
Legitimately made me laugh out loud
Calling someone an anomalous skink definitely sounds like an insult
“Blazing goblin” isn’t so much an insult as it is an accurate description of at least two of my friends
“Cauldron crawler” sounds like something an alchemist would use to start a fight
Baku are able to walk both the physical and ethereal plane.
2250
Legitimately made me laugh out loud
Calling someone an anomalous skink definitely sounds like an insult
“Blazing goblin” isn’t so much an insult as it is an accurate description of at least two of my friends
“Cauldron crawler” sounds like something an alchemist would use to start a fight
All of my lair tabs have fan dragonsexcept the last two. Also check my den. My avatar dragon is here!
This may be the best thread I’ve come across in awhile…
[i]You’re a real wind-up pocketmouse.[/i]
[i]Wait? You really did that? You jelly drone![/i]
[item=wind-up pocketmouse] [item=jelly drone]
This may be the best thread I’ve come across in awhile…
You’re a real wind-up pocketmouse. Wait? You really did that? You jelly drone!
Wind-Up Pocketmouse
Familiar
When they can be caught, these make a popular hatchling toy -if you can avoid losing it under the furniture.
2890
Jelly Drone
Familiar
There is something disturbingly haunting about seeing the soft glow of these automatons moving from window to window, their internal lighting casting terrifyingly twisted shadows against the walls.
2890
[center]You scroll stealer! Give it [i]back[/i]!
[item=Scroll Stealer]
Well, aren't you the curious kettle, yammering my ears off...
[item=Curious Kettle]
Also, I feel like [item=Coarsefur Yeti] could be insulting to a fluffy dragon.[/center]