I stumbled upon the Mighty PotatoKeeper's dominion and, as awe flooded over me, my decision was made. It is my true destiny to join the Potato Flight as a spudling. To make sure my full respect is given, I looked through the thread, copied EVERY admitence I could find, and combined them into what I think should be the official oath. Here it is.
I hereby pledge my allegiance to the mighty PotatoKeeper and their snoot of wonder. I [INSERT USERNAME] solemnly swear to give praise to the Potatokeeper as one of their honorable spuds and followers. I shall live, die, eat, and fight for their honor. I swear on my dignity and unholy being, to protect the domain of the PotatoKeeper. I promise to protect my Potato brethren, and my Potato honor. I hereby pledge my allegiance to the PotatoKeeper, wholeheartedly and true.
All hail PotatoKeeper!
Not only should members need to say the oath in the chat, but they also need to have
at least the line "All hail PotatoKeeper" in their bio.
The familiar should be a curly fry snake as someone mentioned before, and if someone could photoshop that I would pay them a few k treasure and put it in this post!
I think the order of lair names should be as follows:
Lesser - Potato Plantations
Mighty - Mashed Potato Marshes
Venerable - Curly Fry Canyon
Ancient - Crispy Castles
I think the PotatoKeeper needs to be worked for so I just scryed his majesty up. Here he is! The Genes are:
Primary: Ginger Clown
Secondary: Dirt Daub
Tertiary: Tan Stained
If anyone has any minor suggestions, message me and I can add it to here if it's a good idea(and most things are)! Of course large suggestions should be stated on this thread!
ALL HAIL POTATOKEEPER!!
Think of public education as a Democracy. I too hate when it snows in April.
gay ptide.
Somebody put the lesbian birdhouse in a tree! I'm GAY! I'm gay for the egg!