[center][b]There's too many items to look through one at a time and appreciate their descriptions, so I wanted to ask the community if you all had any favorites C: [/b]
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There's too many items to look through one at a time and appreciate their descriptions, so I wanted to ask the community if you all had any favorites C:
Reserved post for a collection of all of my favorites <3
Nogglet
Seafood
Noggle noggle noggle noggle.
33
3
Nooccar
Meat
Really, field researcher? That's the name you went with?
65
7
Discarded Ribbon
Trinkets
You did it. You won. You are the best scavenger. (Special thanks Cide.)
80
Garden Snail
Insect
Your average garden snail just wants to stand in the middle of where you walk every day, flirting with catastrophe.
55
5
Newt
Meat
It's said evil magic can turn dragons into newts. If that's true of this one, it never got better.
35
4
Ghostly Aura
Trinkets
Some say that you can't put a price on a soul. Others say 'I'll pay 47 treasure for that!'
47
Billy Bass
Seafood
These fish have evolved to burst into frantic song when removed from the water. An effective adaptation, as many dragons will toss them back in horror.
70
8
Softly Glowing Pendant
Trinkets
Glancing into the fractured surface of this type of pendant is said to show you a reflection of the face of your true love. Or a couple dozen of yours.
29
Sea Bass
Seafood
When a coatl approaches, there are no more bass to see.
400
15
Ebon-Edged Spear
Trinkets
In Imperial circles, these are also referred to as 'toothpicks'.
23
Otherworldly Collar
Trinkets
The workmanship on this collar is incredibly advanced - perhaps too advanced? That is not to say it was aliens... but it was aliens.
52
Humpback Anglerfish
Seafood
Nature, really? This is what you went with?
41
4
Spotted Seal
Meat
You went yeti-hunting and you came back with a seal. 'A' for effort, though.
70
8
Beautiful Boulder
Minerals & Ores
It's a very attractive boulder.
400
Even More Beautiful Boulder
Minerals & Ores
Forget other boulders you've seen. This one is lookin' soooooooo good.
400
Mammertee Plushie
Trinkets
What if your lair was full of hundreds of these? Think about it.
53
Wooly Bear
Insect
Find another and you too can have a fantastic set of eyebrows. (Special thanks to Razzles!)
38
4
Crystal Ball
Trinkets
You see about 35 treasure in your future.
35
Giant Desert Centipede
Insect
There isn't enough space in this tooltip box to contain the amount of NOPEs we wanted to write.
24
2
Fossilized Fish
Trinkets
how i mine for fish?
60
Pine Branch
Organics
Easily mistaken for a Fir Branch.
15
Fir Branch
Organics
Easily mistaken for a Pine Branch.
15
Dried Cedar Branch
Organics
At least this branch is distinctive.
15
Polar Wooly
Insect
That Polar Wooly there is almost like the wooly Wooly Bear, except the Wooly Bear doesn't have as wooly hair as does the very wooly Polar Wooly over there. (Special thanks to renlav!)
38
4
Cheerful Bird Toy
Trinkets
The constant ringing of the bell is cheerful. Really. Adding this was a great idea. Good job.
20
White Squirrel
Meat
This species of squirrel spends its life on the ground.
25
3
Incorporeal Dinner
Meat
The only thing filling your stomach is guilt.
39
4
Yellow-Frilled Eel
Seafood
These eels swim in erratic circles and often tie themselves into knots. Some dragons sneer and claim that they are the ancestors of Spiral dragons; Spiral dragons grin because they think that is a super cool idea.
42
4
Chromodori Swimmer
Seafood
Life must be really weird when the biggest part of your body is your foot.
63
7
Unstable Serthis Concoction
Organics
This is probably just lime juice. Go on, drink it. Nah, don't worry about it.
26
Sentinel Armor
Dragonmade
While most dragons could not fit inside, many familiars could: Time to play familiar dress-up!
51
Hooded Dodo
Familiar
This bird once had only two eyes, but was completely blind. Luckily for the future of the species, it has evolved to possess four additional sightless eyes.
2700
Serthis Potionmaster
Familiar
This potions specialist has been trying to teach shadow magic for five years... but the congregation keeps passing him over for less-experienced Serthis.
1950
Chromefeather Lookout
Familiar
Step 1: Draft blueprint of robotic guard. Step 2: Revise until prototype is obnoxious and hilarious. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.
2920
Hippalectryon
Familiar
Mistakes were made.
2650
Grey River Jumper
Insect
Nope.
33
3
Bark Centipede
Insect
Far less threatening than the Bite Centipede.
25
3
Cicada
Insect
You had fifteen years to invest in a set of earplugs and you didn't. Have a good summer!
40
4
Spineback Slug
Seafood
Does this look like it wants to be touched? No. Should you touch it? No. Will you touch it? Yes. (Special thanks Velsim.)
33
3
Rambra Horn
Organics
Can be used to hold wine or call an army. Cannot be used to hold wine and call an army.
25
Borer Scrapmetal
Dragonmade
All that is left of a Stone Borer: You're bad at making friends.
500
Satin Mouse
Meat
Living in arcane-infused fields does strange things to Satin Mice. All that matters is they're magically delicious.
20
2
Greater Leech
Seafood
Not to be confused with the lesser leech, a species that doesn't even deserve to have its name capitalized.
15
2
Leucistic Crow
Meat
An uncommon sight, made even rarer after you finish your dinner.
55
6
Cave Gecko
Meat
The stripes along a cave gecko's hide become bio-luminescent when it senses danger. Not nature's proudest moment, there.
50
6
Dappled Clucker
Meat
Unlike most of the animal kingdom, the females of this species of fowl fight over the males. And it is BRUTAL.
50
5
Cinnamon
Plant
The practice of attempting to hold a mawful of cinnamon sticks for extended periods of time became strangely popular among juvenile dragons.
58
5
Engineered Superberry
Plant
When science and magic collide, the sky is the limit and anything is possible - this strawberry is blue! Blue I say!
70
8
Ermine
Meat
Ermine now.
62
7
Irradiated Pear
Plant
Eating this will either give one extraordinary powers or intestinal distress. Or extraordinary distress and intestinal powers.
62
7
Plantain Poacher
Meat
Members of this clever species are known to pilfer dragon stores for fruits and vegetables, which they'll then trade to other monkeys in exchange for other delicacies. That's some monkey business, right there.
You did it. You won. You are the best scavenger. (Special thanks Cide.)
80
I compulsively hoard these because the description cracks me up every time I read it.
[center][item=Garden Snail]
This one has to be my favorite. It's so brave!
[item=Newt]
This one does come close though. Gotta love those Monty Python references :P
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These fish have evolved to burst into frantic song when removed from the water. An effective adaptation, as many dragons will toss them back in horror.
Glancing into the fractured surface of this type of pendant is said to show you a reflection of the face of your true love. Or a couple dozen of yours.