117: Repeatedly through tennis balls at a random employee yelling "Fetch!"
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118: Tries to kidnap a dog home because of excessive obssession
It's exactly the kind of thing I'd do XD
118: Tries to kidnap a dog home because of excessive obssession
It's exactly the kind of thing I'd do XD
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119. Walk through the pet areas, loudly muttering, "soon my children, soon."
119. Walk through the pet areas, loudly muttering, "soon my children, soon."
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120. Perch up high in the rafters of the store and build a nest, pilfer bird seed and toys and make bird noises.
120. Perch up high in the rafters of the store and build a nest, pilfer bird seed and toys and make bird noises.
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121. Claim you are the animal god and that they must 'let your people go'
121. Claim you are the animal god and that they must 'let your people go'
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122. Bring rice to the fish tank and loudly comment what fine sushi each fish will make
122. Bring rice to the fish tank and loudly comment what fine sushi each fish will make
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DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE THEY STORE THE DRAGONS
DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE THEY STORE THE DRAGONS
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124. "Oh, the pet poisonous spiders? Why are they in a cage? I'm gonna set them free."
124. "Oh, the pet poisonous spiders? Why are they in a cage? I'm gonna set them free."
125. Pretend to have conversations with the animals, including whispering, pointing at the employees and laughing hysterically at the "punchlines". When an employee questions you, say something along the lines of "What am I doing? What am I doing? What are you doing? Norman here has told me about your mediocre food and Jessica, well, don't even get me started on what she has to say about your grooming. Seriously, do you know anything about taking care of animals?"
126. Replace every single animal with a [url=http://http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412piKhx5EL._SY300_.jpg]Substitute doll[/url] and when confronted by employees, throw said Substitute dolls at them while yelling "The substitutes took damage for the Pokémon!"
126. Replace every single animal with a [url=http://http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412piKhx5EL._SY300_.jpg]Substitute doll[/url] and when confronted by employees, throw said Substitute dolls at them while yelling "The substitutes took damage for the Pokémon!"
125. Pretend to have conversations with the animals, including whispering, pointing at the employees and laughing hysterically at the "punchlines". When an employee questions you, say something along the lines of "What am I doing? What am I doing? What are you doing? Norman here has told me about your mediocre food and Jessica, well, don't even get me started on what she has to say about your grooming. Seriously, do you know anything about taking care of animals?"
126. Replace every single animal with a [url=http://http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412piKhx5EL._SY300_.jpg]Substitute doll[/url] and when confronted by employees, throw said Substitute dolls at them while yelling "The substitutes took damage for the Pokémon!"
126. Replace every single animal with a [url=http://http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412piKhx5EL._SY300_.jpg]Substitute doll[/url] and when confronted by employees, throw said Substitute dolls at them while yelling "The substitutes took damage for the Pokémon!"
