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@MilkshakeTrex the machine spits you back out, but you are now s m o l

I insert a single ramen noodle into the machine.

@BeansGalore

i eat the ramen noodle instead

i throw a floppy disc into the machine to appease lightning dad

@GoldenFireTiger the vending machine whirs for a second but instead of producing an item it begins to blast chipi chipi chapa chapa. endlessly.
i insert a goldendoodle into the vending machine.

@Warbreaker
And out comes a duck, of the Pekin variety. Quack quack! It runs off, never to be seen again, possibly.

I've got a penny in my pocket for the slot, and I very carefully I put it in.

@AngelOfTheEast
The machine spits out a bunch of red sludge. Well, at least you can now make the Glowing Red Clawtips!

I insert my favorite Fae dragon, Spleens.

@Anthorn
The machine spits out an almost perfect clone of spleens, except they insist that their name is sneelps.

I insert a clown nose into the machine.

@mothfaulkner

the machine rumbles, and you hear many heavy objects crashing inside. You lift the flap and find... IS THAT THE ARCANIST'S WHOLE LIBRARY?! Books about eldritch terrors are mixed in with baking recipes... and some of these tomes seem to have bites taken out of them... (aether alert!)
so... you got a bunch of books. some have been bitten. yay.

I try inserting a Sparkling Stinger into the machine... along with 10 gems... MAYBE I'll get a boolean?

@Swiftstrike5

"HA! YOU WISH!" said deep voice from the machine and it started bouncing in place. It spat stinger and gems back to you... and the yellow card. That's the last warning


I insert little machine oil, and paper towel

@Falka
The machine sparks, malcfunctions and out pops a paper towel soaked in machine oil burning to a crisp from an electrical fire.

I put in a loaf of bread.