AprilFool

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A beloved dragon will soon be leaving for an adventure.
A bored maren knows a safer route, and will share the knowledge for an entertaining story.
A centaur in need will pay back your kindness threefold.
A certain dragon has been thinking of you.
A certain enthusiastic collector's wishlist is never satisfied.
A chance encounter with a stranger will send your life into a new direction.
A chance encounter with an old friend will clear up an even older mystery.
A clan elder will entrust you with an important task.
A clan with free space is a clan that's about to expand.
A croaker in hand is worth two (2) in the Mire.
A dancing ember will lead you safely through the Scorched Forest.
A daring new accent will turn a few heads.
A dip in the tidepools of the Tsunami Flats would do you well.
A dozen eggs. A teaspoon of sugar. Three cups flour. Darn it, wrong parchment.
A dragon CAN change its stripes—with the right scroll, that is.
A dragon with a clear head is a dragon well-fed.
A dragon with no clan will seek the shelter of your home and the warmth of your heart.
A dragon you once thought your ally lair plans your early demise.
A foray into advanced alchemical research will be well rewarded.
A forgetful friend will seek your guidance.
A friend is hoping to hear from you today.
A Glorious Gift is sure to be rendered to your care.
A gold hued messenger has something to tell you in the Kelp Beds. Bring a friend who can understand porpoise.
A great future awaits those who organize their lairs chronologically.
A hidden message is written to you in the glowing blossoms of the Starwood Strand.
A impulse trip to the Crystal Pools would prove most profitable.
A keen eye will catch the apparel you were looking for at a great price!
A knotty mystery awaits you in the Foxfire Bramble.
A long kept secret will soon come to light.
A long neglected task is ready to be conquered.
A loyal familiar is about to awaken!
A lucky break will present itself shortly. Be ready for it!
A masked harpy will provide the answer you seek... if you listen carefully.
A member of your clan will call in a favor.
A mysterious Pearlcatcher will walk into your life and really complicate things. Maybe stay home today.
A new familiar will bring your clan luck.
A new friend waits for you in the Auction House.
A passing Flutterbun giggles at you, this could mean good things.
A quarrel within your clan must be resolved now, or it will grow into a greater conflict.
A random scry will make you cry.
A rival clan will challenge you... to a Mistral Mahjong tournament.
A serthis medic has the potion you seek.
A Shocking Streak is in your future if you Switch it up.
A song is stuck in your head. Something about a baby granite thresher doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo...
A storied future awaits the fandragon.
A trading post dragon you know may harbor a secret...
A treasure of unrealized value is yours to find in the Colonnades of Antiquity.
A trip through the Highland Scrub will be equal parts challenging and rewarding.
A visit to the Harpy's Roost will be enlightening... just remember to look up.
A wary stranger will become a familiar friend.
A watched cauldron never boils.
A wise dragon periodically clears their browser's cache.
A young hatchling will notice what everyone else overlooked.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Snapper should be able to fly.
All other prophecies are wrong except for this one.
All your plans will fall into place in Glimmer and Gloom.
An experienced warrior seeking an apprentice has noticed you.
An extra lucky find awaits if you gather in the right spot.
An image of the unfinished project dragon flashes before you...
An organized lair is a happy lair.
An overlooked deal is awaiting you in the Auction House.
Baldwin's cauldron is particulary bubbly today. Be wary.
Be careful when handling that scatter scroll! Oops...
Be extra careful before accepting Crim's next offer.
Be extra cautious around any cacti you encounter in the Sandswept Delta. They aren't all what they seem.
Be wary of what you awaken when you dig.
Blue goo comes to those who wait.
But what did your familiar awaken to?
Challenge yourself in Shock Switch and you will gain more than mere treasure.
Clan lore comes to fruition...
Do you like me? Yes No Next question
Don't dawdle in the Golem Workshop and definitely don't stop to investigate what made that clunk sound.
Don't let your Curious Parasol open indoors.
Don't overlook the value of flattery.
Don't poke at the mushrooms in the Mire or you may find something unexpected poking back.
Doom looms for those who presume they can always resume Glimmer and Gloom.
Dragons who circumvent the profanity filter do so at their clan's peril.
Dragons who eat well may earn life's bonuses.
Dragons who list fast often list for the incorrect amount.
Dragons with unfinished bios are often sold.
Expect the unexpected... unless you're already expecting that.
Feel like trying out a new secondary gene?
Feeling stuck? A scatter scroll always mixes things up. Whether that's a good thing is another matter.
Five of Fiona's fantastic and friendly familiars will fancy your flattery.
Gaoler is the new gif.
Gonna level with you, this fortune is best left unknown. Trust me, you'll be happier for it.
Good things don't always come in Gilded Chests.
Have you asked why is your familiar?
Have you considered this primary gene?
Hear me out. What would you say to this tert?
Heed the elder longneck's warning.
Hello [DRAGONNAME]! You are one of [NUMBER] lucky winners! Visit [MAPLOCATION] to claim your prize!
Help a friend remember their 10 questions and they may help you one day.
I have a good feeling about your odds in the Blooming Grove.
I predict that this scroll will vanish within 24 hours.
I predicted you'd click on me.
I see a six (6) egg nest in your future. Wait... how?!
I see treasure in your future... though, it is not yours.
I wouldn't make any plans to visit the Thunderhead Savanna today.
I'd stay clear of the Boreal Wood for now.
If you arrange all these scrolls you can reveal a secret message. What's this? It reads... “GET BACK TO WORK.” Oh.
If you get a frame-perfect tap in the Trading Post, you can clip behind Pinkerton and gain access to—The rest of this scroll is torn away...
If you unroll this parchment a little further, you'll find a cheat code to win Flight Rising.
Isn't it annoying when you get a fortune that's not actually a fortune?
It doesn't want you to know this, but that potted cactus really likes hugs.
It would be wise to catch tonight's setting sun on the tranquil beaches of Redrock Cove.
It's a good day to read the Aged Tome that's been sitting in your hoard for years.
It's actually a sign of good luck when Swipp, Pipp and Tripp offer you the same item.
It's called the Forbidden Portal. I doubt anything I write here is going to dissuade you from going if the name doesn't already.
It's going to be a rough day, take some time to bond with your familiars.
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Long buried wonders are unearthed where the three headed horror walks.
Looks like everything's going your way! For now...
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Luminax is sad. Why did you run away?
Mistakes were made. You can probably try that again, though.
Murkbarrow Close will prove more welcoming than you expected.
Never call an Ancient Breed old...it will certainly bring misfortune.
No raffle was ever won by a ticket unpurchased.
Okay, now it's your turn to do my fortune!
One dragon's duplicate is another dragon's transmutation material.
Only I can see your truth...for 1,000 gold.
Oof... *inhales* that's no good.
Pay your gems forward and you'll have good luck for a year. Who are we kidding? You're a dragon—HOARD THEM.
Pinkerton has saved an extra special item for you today.
Please, they're making us write these at talonpoint! Send help!
Plundered goods await you.
Progens are never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
Remember to incubate your nests!
Rewards come to those that dig and dig and dig.
Rotate three times counter clockwise to... Wait. This is the instruction manual for a Pocketmouse.
Rough waters ahead. Don't lose focus.
Run.
Someday the world will see your scales shine.
Someday you may learn who Marva truly is... but it is not this day.
Something lurks behind you...made you look!
Sometimes its not the dragon with the triples, but the dragon with the beautiful eyes that will win your heart.
Studies show that dragons who bond with their familiars daily lead healthier, happier lives.
Surely it won't hurt if you check the auction house just one more time?
Take a break at the Snowsquall Tundra before you continue your journey.
Take the path less traveled in the Woodland Path. Not that one, the other one!
That next boss encounter will certainly bequeath a familiar. Or is it the one after that...?
That tertiary color looks perfect on you!
The Abiding Boneyard will test your strength and find you stronger for the challenge.
The answer to your quandary awaits in the Forbidden Portal.
The answers for the next 10 rounds of Higher or Lower are: higher, higher, lower, higher, higher, lower, lower, lower, higher, lower.
The Auction House item you've been yearning for has just dropped in price.
The best gift you can give Galore is an unexpected visit.
The contents of this specific scroll were written by the Which Waystone Pro, who proceeded to use up all of the available space to credit this work rather than write an actual prediction.
The dragon this scroll appears for is one of uncommon beauty.
The eerie silence of the once boisterous Rainsong Jungle is broken by a sharp sudden snap! Don't turn around.
The exchange rate fluctuations are like the whims of a mad god.
The familiar you've been looking for will soon appear!
The future is unknowable. To believe otherwise is to exclude the possibility of free will.
The magic in your nests seems favorable today.
The Marketplace restock favors you.
The Marketplace will stock in your favor.
The odds are not in your favor. Expect a wegg.
The print on this scroll is too small... Perhaps the dragon reading it needs glasses?
The prophecy you seek is written on a different scroll. Good luck finding it!
The real prophecy is written in invisible ink.
The Sundial Terrace will tell you more than the time of day if you know how to look.
The swaying branches of the Behemouth points you to your destiny.
The tides bring trouble to some and fortune to others.
The unplanned project is the best project.
The waters of the Shoredeep Presage hold a secret for you.
The wind beneath your wings is particulary strong today.
The winds of the Zephyr Steppes play a song for you.
There is a traitor in your clan.
This scroll is presented to [DRAGONNAME] in recognition of [HIS/HER/THEIR] many achievements in the field of [BATTLE/RESEARCH/ART/ALCHEMY/FLOWERS].
This scroll will explode in ten seconds...
Tidal Trouble will be no trouble at all for you.
To exalt, or not to exalt, that is the question. Or is it exhalt? Exhault? Exhult? Exult? I can't remember!
Today is a good day to learn a new skill.
Today is the perfect day to edit this dragon's bio.
Today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday.
Tomo is going to tell you a shocking secret about Joxar... as soon as she remembers what it is.
Treasure hoarded away will be there just when you need it most.
Trouble is brewing.
Try oh try, for the XXY.
Two heads are better than one. Three or more is a sign to run.
Unnamed offspring are in your lineage future.
Watch your step if you visit the Volcanic Vents.
When defeat looks certain, a bold strategy can win the day.
When life gives you molted scales, make Venomscale Bracers.
When the battle seems lost, a friend will eliminate the threat.
When you grow weary, Cloudsong will rejuvenate your spirit for adventure.
When you’re uncertain of your next steps, ask a stone-faced acquaintance to lead the way.
Why isn't it called Fortnight of the Nocturne?
With your current build, doom awaits you in Redrock Cove.
Writer's block is the worst.
You are certain to achieve victory in the Arena, if you dare to accept the challenge.
You are very fortunate!
YOU ARE VERY STRONG!
You dream all your eliminates miss, today's not your day.
You look so big!
You may not have chosen your tertiary gene color, but it's unique to you. Wear it proud!
You were so small back then!
You will find a forgotten treasure buried in your hoard.
You will find a valuable trinket below the murky surface of the Waterway.
You will find an enlightening document deep in the Tourmaline Archives.
You will find something unusual in the bottom of Baldwin's cauldron.
You will find your answer in the Hewn City.
You will gather items in the correct location today. I can feel it.
You will lose your path but find yourself in the Reclaimer's Glacier.
You will make a new ally at the Rotrock Rim. Or is it two allies?
You will never know what becomes of offspring exalted to the Tidelord.
You will plan to visit the Trading Post but, once again, accidentally go to the Crossroads instead.
You will play Flight Rising today!
You will receive a chest that contains a chest that contains a chest that contains a chest that contains a chest that...
You will run into an old friend in Cinderslag.
You will someday snag the “FIRST!!!” on a newspost.
You will soon break your personal record for correct guesses in Higher or Lower. However, Scribbles remains the champion.
You will soon see a cute dragon.
You'll do well in Shock Switch today. The fairground game, not the electrical prank that certain unprofessional dragons in the Lightning flight play on eachother.
You'll find that missing Mistral Mahjong tile under the table.
You'll find what you lost in the Forgotten Cave.
You'll make it to the Worldedge Wetlands, but your journey will take you even further.
You'll meet a trickster if you visit the Bamboo Falls.
Your clan should seek new territory to gather.
Your clan's future is bright.
Your current life will take on a new charge at the Tempest Spire.
Your efforts will be rewarded if you mediate a dispute between Glimmer and Gloom.
Your fate can change quicker than an ultimate buttersnake.
Your flight's deity frowns today. Uh oh!
Your flight's deity smiles today.
Your fortune is unclear. You will either find something in the Ghostlight Ruins or something... will find you.
Your future looks Marva-lous!
Your future will be forged in the Great Furnace.
Your gathering team will return triumphant! Their efforts will procure one (1) beetle and... that's it.
Your hard work is about to pay off!
Your lucky Mistral Mahjong layout for today is butterfly.
Your memory will serve you well in Runestones of the Arcanist.
Your nest will welcome a lucky hatch soon.
Your personal best Jigsaw score is ripe to be surpassed!
Your plan is about to hit an unexpected bump. Adjust quickly and you'll be better for the experience.
Your quest will find new meaning at the Greatwyrm's Breach.rway.