MANGENTA

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It is a widely told MENGEND (a very manly legend) that the village was founded by FLEX BICEP'S MIGHTY GUNS.

If that's not MENOUGH to BRONVINCE you of his MANLY MANLINESS, know that this is also the who has BROCLAIMED himself THE BROTASTIC BROGON BROKAGE and MAN-LORD of this DOMAN. Please behold his MANGRY EYEBROWS, HIP MANIME LOOK, and MANIFICENT MANSTACHE, and quiver. He is a truly MANTASTIC MAN, MANDEED.

As he will tell you, the MAN is in fact EVEN MOAR MANLY than the MENGEND states! You see, there was only one gun MANVOLVED in FLEX BICEP'S EXTREME TAKE-OVER OF THE BIG MANLY BIRD MANSION (WHICH WAS FOR BIRDS) FROM THE BIRDS.

And it, dear reader, was a water pistol. That's right; FLEX BICEPS carries upon his LIFTIN' PERSON the very weapon that could destroy him, and EVERY OTHER BROGON, if he fired it enough times.

AWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAH.

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ResBROnsible for the names of all villagers, HOT LIFTIN' FLEXEMS named himself as such, because... he's a construction worker. Who lifts wood. And helped FLEX BICEPS out this one time.

How this resulted in HOT LIFTIN' FLEXEMS being forced to name all other newcomers to the village, one isn't entirely sure - but his names are certainly very masculine.




Literally the only sane villager in this hel- uhhhhhh, PLACE OF TRU BRO, BROHHHH MY GOD is an undercover gryphon, deep in the heart of MANLY TERRITORY.

The name is merely a uh, a necessary evil. He's actually very girly. Really. He doesn't have a thing for gyms, or manstaches, or mangenta. And he never makes man-puns, BROnest.

As for the... species change... that's just temporary, right guys? Right?



A MOST MANIFICENT MAN, of many KITS. KITS are his passion; if you would like THE BEST TOOLS OUT, then MAN-O-KIT is THE MAN FOR YOU!

For the record, he doesn't actually do any animal training. However, he does WRESTLE THE LOCAL FERAL BEARS with the help of his TRUSTY KNUCKLEDUSTERS, which is impressive MENOUGH to have earned MAN-O-KIT the title of MANIMAL HANDLER. He's ABSolutely fine with this outcome - the stable of the BIG MANLY BIRD MANSION (WHICH IS FOR BIRDS, BUT ALSO FOR MIGHTY MANS) is a very useful MANCAVE for keeping his MENORMOUS BROLLECTION OF TOOLKITS IN.

He may look as though he's a little pale, a little sick, but FEAR NOT! That is, in fact, a CUNNING DISGUISE, used to lure MANGRY BEARS and UNWITTING FURRIES close. Then, MAN-O-KIT proceeds to PUNCH ALL OF THE BEARS IN THE FACE, channeling his INNER SLAUGHTERMELON, and causing all of a nervous disposition to SWOON ON THE SPOT.

Surprisingly, this is not a very popular trick at parties; those who might faint seem to faint or run off before MAN-O-KIT has gotten even one punch in. This may or may not have something to do with, I don't know, releasing twelve feral bears into the freaking dining hall

never again



MANTINI is the MIGHTY MAN LEADER of the HOT PINK HUSKY RAPTOR SQUAD! Not to be BRONFUSED with the EQUALLY MIGHTY BROKAGE of the MENTIRE VILLAGE, MANTINI leads an ESPECIALLY MANLY FACTION, WHOLLY DUDE-ICATED TO BEING MANLY: THE HOT PINK HUSKY RAPTOR-

What do you mean, he's not a raptor? He wears a HOT PINK HUSKY RAPTOR CLOAK! Only REAL RAPTORS wear those! He made it himself, by STABBING A PIECE OF FABRIC OVER NINE THOUSAND TIMES! And his MANSTACHE even SPARKLES!

A living testaMENt to the merits of MANTELLIGENCE, there are very few MANLY words that MANTINI does not know, and fewer MANLY puns he has not already made. MANTINI has, in fact, written and trademarked several TESTOSTERONE-FUELED PHRASES, which are to be used only with his express approval. To use one of these phrases with his permission is to achieved one of the highest BRONOURS possible within the MAN-CLAN, and the rights regularly sell on auctions for several thousand HEAVY GOLD PIECES.

MANTINI is TOO MANDSOME to live in THE BIG MANLY BIRD MANSION (WHICH USED TO BE FOR BIRDS, BUT IS NOW FOR ONLY MANLY MANGENTA MEN). He has his own house in front of the MANSION, where he keeps a look out for any unwanted visitors, so that he can get the first word in before someone else gets the first punch in. Not that he needs to worry much; MANTINI's verbal assaults are the stuff of legend. Visitors sometimes find themselves being lectured by this small rabbit IN ALL CAPS, whilst hulking raptors, dragons, and other large creatures watch from a distance, slack-jawed.

Sometimes, the very MANLIEST of MEN are MANVITED to MANTINI's place, for a... SECRET SONLY SLEEPOVER. No-one knows exactly what happens during these exclusive 'Triple S' events, as all involved are sworn to silence, but... it must be something very macho. It is speculated that one of the paintie admins may be involved, but this may never be bronfirmed.




The oldest menber of the HOT PINK HUSKY RAPTOR SQUAD claims he has no name but his group name - for his squad combined is MOAR MASCULINE than just himself. The (br)others all refer to him as THE MAN when DOING MANLY HOT PINK HUSKY RAPTOR MAN-THINGS, and though he's not the leader, he's usually BRONSIDERED the best of the group when it comes to DRIVING MONSTER TRUCKS.

THE MAN wears the BRIGHTEST, BOLDEST COLOURS, and regularly practices his bellowing - and dyes his MIGHTY MANSTACHE. He was in fact not HATCHED THIS WAY, and likes to give motivational speeches about this subject. It often involves bizarre costumes, convoluted dance sequences with THE SQUAD, and above all, shameless plugs for his BROFFICIALLY MANLY MUSCLE BUILDIN' "NO WAY?!?" "YES WAY!!!" WHEY POWDER.

THE MAN believes most strongly in this POWERFUL POWER POWDER, the SPARKLY recipe of which was a secret MAN-HANDED to him by the MANCIENTS THEMSELVES. It's also a secret to everyone else; THE MAN, as much as he would love to give everyone free samples, can't help but chug the stuff as soon as he's made it, just to see if it'll make him EVEN MOAR MASCULINE THAN HE ALREADY IS. (It doesn't, of course - it's very difficult to be any moar masculine than a HOT PINK HUSKY RAPTOR!)

THE MAN's favourite hobbies include LIFTING, DRIVING MONSTER TRUCKS, and LIFTING MONSTER TRUCKS WHILE DRIVING OTHER MONSTER TRUCKS.





BREAKING NEWS: THE MOST MANIFICENT MAN-CLAN of MANLINESS has summoned to their BIG MANLY BIRD MANSION (WHICH IS ALSO FOR BIRDS) the MOST MASCULINE, BUFFEST BEAST OUT. As we speak, FLEX BICEPS HIMSELF is marching from the second floor HIS MIGHTY MOUNTAIN PEAK to greet the newcomer! THE MIGHTIEST of MANS. THE BUFFEST OF BROS. THE BEST...

...BLOB?!?

THIS SITUATION MUST BE REMENDIED IMMENDIATELY!

IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MANSTACHE, BROHHHH MY G O D





No-one is entirely sure what gender MANTHONY is, since they answer questions only with written emoticons. They're certainly something manly, though - blessed with incredible strength and colours so bright, only the boldest can stare at them for more than a few seconds. In fact, MANTHONY running in slow motion through a meadow (WHILST LIFTING GIANT WEIGHTS) inspired the name and creation of the HOT PINK HUSKY RAPTOR SQUAD.

No-one's entirely sure how this unbelievably manly raptor came into existence, but that doesn't stop the MEGENDS. Most agree that at the very least, several bears were injured or otherwise subdued during the CREATION OF MAN(THONY), and several works of art have been dedicated to celebrating the topic. MANTHONY's legendarily LAVA-HOT TAIL is especially revered amongst the villagers; touching it for as long as possibruh before SICK BURNS can happen has become a challenge in itself.

MANTHONY may or may not know that they're a BROFFICIAL member of the HOT PINK HUSKY RAPTOR SQUAD, but they certainly accompany all of the MANLY MEN to their MANLY TEA PARTIES, and even brings along a RARE MANLY KETTLE (it's in the shape of a MONSTER TRUCK, BROBVIOUSLY). Overall, they seem to MENJOY the company of THE MANS, and THE MANS GREATLY MENJOY THE GIANT NEON MANSTACHE, so it's all good.



Assorted Thoughts, As They Happen At 3AM In The Morning, Live and Uncut:

+ look!!! snek!!!!!! with BICEPS!!!!!!!

+ *looks in the mirror* *screams because pure manliness is gazing back*

+ BROBRUH is the clan's pro memer! He was broriginally an onlooker who documented the daily lives of MANLY MEN... but he just took so many hella good selfies with manificent men and made so many bad man puns, he got the rainbow Instagram filter in real life because that's FV logic for ya

+ Everyone decided that the rainbow Instagram filter was actually an extremely masculine MAN AURA, and a testament to his mad (phone) lifting skills, so then there was no going back

+ did I MENtion the bad man puns

+ he pretty much runs this account

+ *sees a puddle* ...Is this me???? This manly masculine man in the mirror??????? Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh

+ M O R E S C R E A M I N G (but always in a manly way)

+ This reads pretty much like how he captions everything?? It's just missing the 3892 tags on every moment

+ #inspirational #manly #buff #wow #love #incredible #mancredible

+ there we go

+ His ringtone is my Man-aconda don't

+ will he ever get a nice profile??? when it's not 3AM, sure

+ so it's now 4AM a n d



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Let's get this out of the way: D.U.D.E, though it's commonly pronounced as 'dude', stands for the Department of Underage Drinking Enforcement, a sub-pride of lions dedicated to stopping underage cubs from drinking on their watch. As a young officer, D.U.D.E took up the name because (a) he was very committed to the force, to the point of chugging all the alcohol he recovered from those irresponsibruh young ones, and (b) best acronym ever.

D.U.D.E then became older, bigger, buffer, pinker, and TOO MANLY TO BE AN OFFICER. After he OUTDRANK the pride's leader, he left the pride (ON THE SHOULDERS OF HIS PRIDEMATES, brof course), and wandered about the world BEING MANLY, and PUNCHING THINGS. He even tried doing CSI for a little while, but it... really didn't work out.

Eventually, after MANY MASCULINE MANVENTURES, D.U.D.E found his TRUE CALLING at the BIG MANLY BIRD MANSION (WHICH WAS FOR BIRDS). There, he became b(R)odyguard to ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY FLEX BICEPS, that MOST MASCULINE of BROKAGE. With D.U.D.E's help, one's MANLY FACTOR can be MANPROVED by over NINE THOUSAND PERCENT - and that's just if he's standing in the background, showing off his MASCULINE TATTS.




No-one knows how MANIME MCMAN (MASTER OF THE MANIVERSE) became THIS MANLY. There was no progress, no life story - he just APPEARED in the MANSION one day. BUFF AND FLEXING AT JUST TEN SECONDS OLD, HIS MANIFICENT ALL-NATURAL MANE COMMANDING THE WIND, MYSTERIOUS MAN MANIME MCMAN is seen in advertising for the MANSION almost as often as the BROKAGE, FLEX BICEPS.

As a self-proclaimed "BROAR", MANIME's species supposedly combines MODERN LION, MANCIENT TIGER, and THE VERY BEST COLOURS to create something ALMOST TOO MANLY FOR WORDS. Looking at him, it's hard to argue with the spiel - he is, indeed, TOO MANLY FOR WORDS. In fact, MANIME's bare chest is considered DANGEROUS LEVELS OF MANLINESS, and prolonged exposure has been known to cause INTENSE MUSTACHE GROWTH.

Being an influential figure in the MANSION - a celebruhty, even -MANIME has naturally had several books commissioned: A biography on himself, a cookbook, and the bestselling guide "HOW TO GYM". He regularly holds autographing events for these books - often in other villages, causing great bemusement when he arrives, pen in hand and a horde of MASCULINE MEN, MANGIRLING OVER HIM.

When not attending book signings or whipping his ALL NATURAL MAN-MANE back and forth, MANIME enjoys the GREATEST SPORT OF ALL TIME. In the LESS MANLY TIMES, this was known as "construction work", but MANIME SAW BROTENTIAL in all that HEAVY LIFTING and SWEATING. Donning a MANIFICENT MANGENTA HELMET, he joined the fray - and to this day, holds the SWOONING RECORD.