Jimmytherustler

Life is funny. One day you're stealing megashrimp from the local water flight goons to feed refugees from the plaguelands, the next day your claw to claw with a blue and coral beauty. Sure, she wants to rip your head off… But that's just princess Sapphire for ya.

A problem comes the kings way the guards can’t solve, throw your brute daughter at it, hehe. Knew the day would come, just didn’t think she’d look so good in the armor. Sometimes its good to fight, sometimes good to run. But a real scoundrel like yours truly knows where to find the Play.

Word was her little courtships weren't working out too well. I think ‘good exploit, make her mad and she’ll lose focus’... Guess she likes being made mad, cause she married me. Who would have thought, Jimmy the Rustler, who could steal a mastodon out from under ya without more then a wink, tied down to a piece of work like that. With a flank like that, mmm.

Going straight means getting a job. My lady wants to travel? Ok, do what my mom did, merchant. She met my dad that way after all, can’t be so bad. Didn’t think I’d need 2 extra carts for her clothing… let alone all those dusty scrolls!! Half my bargains, she gives em away for some old book the customers got! Her distracting curves help with the one inch pinching of course. (Don’t tell her about that, she’ll flay me).

Then we find that ruin. I thinks theres some good scrounging to have… And now we’re like this. My old brown and black to orange and blue, voices in my head… Can do wonders with a medkit now, and the venom breath ain’t too bad.

She keeps talking about some great destiny, evolving dragonkind against the void… All i know is I’m stronger, faster and smarter than ever! Need the goggles to hide the eye color change of course, but hey trade offs. She's recruited a few of her scholar friends, starting to get a following.

And now shes pregnant… Still can’t believe it. One thing I know for certain; I won’t be like my old man. These kids, they're getting raised right. She talks about a new flight, don’t know about that.

All I know, the future's looking up.