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Life is a trip and it's been a bad year

Mighty Lair

on the

Starwood Strand

Clan Info

Birchwood
mayday, we've been sinking here slowly

"Look there, young one. Do you see that star? That's Polaris. No matter how far you wander, that star will always guide you home. It's called the North Star for a reason. If you find it, the horizon beneath it is due North. Even if you wander without a compass, you won't be lost so long as you know to let Polaris guide you."

The town of Birchwood is located in the heart of the Starwood Strand. For the most part, it seems like any other small town. The residents are polite but wary, and there's not much going on. The exception, of course, being during marked days or festivals. However, like most small towns, there's more than meets the eye.

It's a bit strange, isn't it, that a town this small has its own guild hall.

"What do I do if I can't find Polaris? What do I do if I'm lost in a night with no stars?"

"You can always find Polaris. Even on a cloudy night. A night with no stars, bah! I've never heard of such a thing. Except..."

"Except what?"

"Just the ramblings of an old man. Nothing you should worry yourself about youngling. Just- just remember, if you search the dark, you get dark things."

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Map of Birchwood located in Wynn's bio.

Yes, I am a huge star wars nerd. Whatever gave it away? ;)
Feel free to come scream at me about any references you pick up

I'm nonbinary and use he/they pronouns :)

Ways to Keep Your Sanity
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'

16. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, "IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING!!"

17. Talk to yourself sort of quietly, but people can hear you (in public) and then scream, "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

18. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOSH, I'M HIDEOUS!"

19. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'

20. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.

21. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

22. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

23. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.

24. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.

25. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.

26. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

27. At a busy public bathroom, draw a small spider with black marker on a toilet paper square.

28. put this on your page and make someone else smile

Recent Comments

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SpaceGemi said

April 06, 2025 07:27:26

Nova was on the front page! Such gorgeous reds <3

Tabantha said

January 08, 2025 14:51:32

Hecate was on the front page! Easily the coolest looking skydancer gal I've seen

ReddyRed said

January 08, 2025 14:51:21

Hecate was on the front page!

GirlGamer1001 said

January 08, 2025 14:50:21

Hecate was on the front page!

rapsahtaa said

December 31, 2023 21:31:07

I just wanted to say your lair is looking wonderful, Artemis is GLORIOUS (her colours!!! And that scene!) and even though so many of your dragons are in the WIP tab, they're already super pretty and I love all of them! <3 Especially Wave and Blaise \*o*/
Keep up the good work :D

PS Love ur username!