Spooner's Clan

> I'm a fodder sniper! If I bought your adult dragon for 6kt or less, it's probably going to get levelled and then exalted. See TORNABRO for info on misprices, buying fodder, etc.

> mangenta is great. I'm not accepting constructive criticism,



Welcome to the MAN-CAVE, a haven of MACHISMO and TESTOSTERONE, where only the truest of MANLY MAGENTA MEN dwell. You have to swipe your MAN CARD to get in. No wimps allowed. Pick up a barbell. Bro, do you even lift? Look to your left, you'll see the hall of MANGENTA MEN in the MANLIEST color ever to flex its pecs on on the color wheel. Look to your right, you'll see the hall of BACON, DIRT BIKES, AND EXPLOSIONS. Look UP and see how the ceiling is WALL TO WALL CHIN UP BARS FOR MAXIMUM MANERCISE. Are you PUMPED yet? Yeah, yeah you are. We all are. Bro. Bring it in for a bro hug.

Every dragon here has been certified a Grade A MANLY MAN and RAD DUDE by our most expert Dr.Bruhski, certified at the school of HARD KNOCKS, with a PhD in Manliness, Broskitude, and Dudeitation. His thesis was the growing of his seriously BRAHSOME stache. No dragon leaves until he has completed the SICKEST of TESTOSTERONE TESTS. Wannabe bros must test their MANLINESS by performing ten thousand OUTRAGEOUS pushups, choosing the BROEST of snapback, jumping on the SWEETEST motorcycle to perform a sick jump over a row of trucks, dismounting from that bad boy midair before it spins into the pile of CONVENIENTLY PLACED explosives, and walking away from the explosion WITHOUT LOOKING BACK, all while tenderly cradling a newborn puppy to deliver safely into the arms of a little child who loves it so. That's right. Wipe a single MANLY tear from your eye. Is your lair MAN enough to handle one of these bad boys?

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> Always in need of battle items.

> I'm a gorl.