THIS IS IT. This is what you came for, right here! These BAD BOYS are also EXCEPTIONALLY EXCELLENT MEN. They are all AT LEAST TENTH LEVEL MEN, and MANy of them are MAXIMUM LEVEL BATTLE BROS, all trained by MANLY MCBRO MANSELF. They will, without fail, FLOOR YOU with their THUMB WRESTLING, and SUBDUE ANY BEAR THAT COMES INTO THEIR LINE OF MAN-SIGHT.
They are all MEN, frquently of MANGENTA - and their MANLINGS are
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT READY TO BRO! Are YOU?!?
Pings for all pairs - @/Fiachnah , @/Alphazi , @/kaitokaito, @/smorphie, @/Eskoniss, @/Yamathy , @/GarlordianRising , @/avavictoria ,
Cool Credit for Cool Cids wrote:
Credit for the cards goes to @
Kunikida, who is brof course MIGHTILY BRAVE and EXTREMELY HANDSOME for taking my WHOLE MENTIRE LAIR on.
Please note: unless written otherwise, all hatchlings of the MAN-CAVE have
SHOCKING (LY HANDSOME!) LIGHTNING-STRIKE eyes that can PUNCH BEARS. Pairs will also have flavour text by moi,
coming soon.
THE BRORIGINALS wrote:
THE BRORIGINAL. THE BEST. BROUDLY MANTRODUCING MANLY MCBRO AND MACHO MCMANNOODLE, MIGHTIEST MANS IN ALL THE MANCAVE!
That's right: THEY ARE THE BOSS. SHOCKINGLY STRONG, and STRONGLY SHOCKING, every MAN from these two is A TRUE MAN. Expect BIG THINGS from these BEAR-BUSTIN' BATTLERS!
THE BRORIGINALS pings - nobrody
MAN, JUST MAN wrote:
The most mancient pairing in all the MANCAVE, MANBELLY and MANTAIL are famed for DOING SICK KICKFLIPS OUT OF THEIR EGGSHELLS AND DIRECTLY INTO EACH OTHER'S ARMS. They're also famed for their STRONG and HIGHLY BRORIGINAL BROYAL RAINBROS, which reside in many a lair today.
Don't want to take a chance on MANLINESS? No worries! Every egg is 100% GUARANTEED to have THE MOST CLASSIC OF COMBOS, including SWEATY SHIMMER and a SICK MANGENTA MANBELLY (TM).
MAN, JUST MAN pings - nobrody
STUDLY STRIPES wrote:
STUDS AND STRIPES FOREVER! BOTH THESE BROATLS ARE OF THE MANCAVE ITSELF, with their parents ALSO BEING EXTREMELY STRONG AND HANDSOME. MANNA'S MOM is none other than MANTAIL, meaning that her BABY BROS are also BROYALTY.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MOAR! THESE BOLD BROATLS ALL COME WITH SICK RACING STRIPES, which INCREASE THEIR SPEED BY 20%. Who doesn't like BUFFS? These dragons are COVERED IN BUFF. THEY HAVE BECOME THE BUFF
STUDLY STRIPES pings - nobody
MENORMOUSLY SIZEABLE wrote:
For ONE THOUSAND, FOUR HUNDRED, AND FOUR days has MAXIMAN, MIGHTY MAN-BUTT BUTTMAN OF THE DEEP waited for somebrody WHO CAN MAN-HANDLE THE LETHAL COMBO that is ULTRA-MANLY ULTRAMARINE, RADIBROACTIVE RADIOACTIVE, AND MANLY MANGENTA.
But now, he waits no longer! IMMENSE, born of a Lisa Frank lair and line, has TRAVELLED TO THE DEEP TO KICK HIS MAN-BUTT BUTTMAN BUTT and START A BRIGHTLY COLOURED TOYLINE OF HATCHLINGS.
Truly, one of the greatest love stories of our generation.
MENORMOUSLY SIZEABLE pings - nobrody
SUPERMANS wrote:
Is YOUR lair overrun with BEARS, DAMSELS, or HEROES WHO DO NOT WEAR PINK? This sounds like a job for THE SUPERMANS!
AQUAMAN and BROBIN are STUDLY-SERTIFIED SUPERHEROES who SPREAD COOL ALL OVER BRONIETH. Using their AWESOME ABILITIES, they will FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE and will promptly SEND ONE OF THEIR HIGHLY TRAINED BROTOGES TO YOUR HOUSE TO PUNCH ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY.
SUPERMANS pings - Icystorm
(Halloween pair - will be nesting for the 31st October!)
MANTIMIDATING pings - @/BlueMinuet, @/plutonium244
BROBELISKS pings - @/BlueMinuet
BRUH pings - nobrody
EYE CAN'T BROWLIEVE IT pings - nobrody
LOUD AND PROUD pings - nobrody
LeMANade pings - nobrody
GLITTERBOMB pings - nobrody
GET REKT pings - nobrody
A MANLY HOLIDUDE pings - Schmoop
MEDIUMBROPEEP pings - FoxFaerie
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS pings - nobrody
BROGETHER pings - nobrody
FABRUHLOUS pings - nobody
GOTTA LIFT 'EM ALL pings - nobrody
AND I SAID pings - nobrody
OH MY GOD I TRY pings - nobrody
WHOA pings - nobrody
FISTS OF DOOM pings - nobrody
THE ART OF MAN pings - nobrody
PINK IS A MANLY COLOUR pings - plutonium244
PORPLE POWA pings - nobrody
MANANAS pings - othergirl, FoxFaerie, plutonium244 , crystallofolia (male coatl, white tert)
SERIOUS BUSINESS pings - JadedSerpent62, othergirl, modesttmouse, plutonium244
MANSOONpings - JadedSerpent62, othergirl
ABROCADABRUHpings - JadedSerpent62, othergirl