EdgyMcWedgie's Clan

Welcome to the edgiest clan you ever met, clan EdgyMcWedgie (or McWedgie for short). All dragons housed here are either named after various rock bands or singers, or have a cool but edgy name. We exalt but not that often (and typically my own dergs). I'm Freyja!
Female, she/her, 23, total edgelord and JJBA/HxH enthusiast. I also like transformers :D

wish list hehe:
-eggs (preferably shadow, fire, water, ice, and/or earth)
-anything related to bones/skeletons
-money /hj
-your soul :)
-anything related to cats
-surprises welcome!

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We're pretty cool we guess, but we're probably like insane or something, and write so much dark poetry even Satan is crying. This isn't some "rawr XD rawr means I wuv u in Earthshaker lawlawl uwu owo" clan. We're super dark and mysterious so like don't test us, ok? We'll kick your butt 666 times because we're 101% evil masterminds. The Shade doesn't stand a chance against us! Better start running buddy or we'll fu- frick* you up (sorry droolmom, I almost cussed).
If we weren't born into the darkness we would've been a Plague clan, not Shadow. Not that guts and stuff are gross or something we can totally handle it! Also Light clans are dumb (haha ur symbol looks like french fries). If you got a problem with us, like, say it to our face. We don't brood in the corner unless we're writing our super dark poetry that you normies can't handle. If you read it you'd go insane instantly after reading only one line.
We don't need friends, they disappoint us. We're lone wolves even though we're in a clan. We're like a pack of wolves, and we're a family who looks after each other like wolves. You'll wish your leader exalted you, pal, but you can't handle the battlefield because of all the blood and gu-... Sorry, I threw up a little bit. Not at the mention of guts though. We drink blood, even though that's probably a Plague flight thing. Also, we've all agreed that blood is the best color. We go hard or go back to the pillar, kid.
If you're afraid of the dark, you're probably a smelly person who does weird stuff like breathing air or petting dogs (whatever that is). Normal people are the only thing that scare us because normal stuff is like gross and unoriginal. We will burst into flames if we ever did something normal like water our plants or go into the sun (ew!!). No, but like, no joke, we are literally allergic to sunlight. We're a Shadow clan, it's in our blo- Oh jeez, threw up again (at the thought of normal things, not blood lol).
If you're a cringy normie (or a light clan) go trip on a piece of lint!!1! You're gross!!!1!!1!1!11!

So anyway, have a good day (unless you're from the Light flight, we hope you stub your toes) :3c