McWumbo's Clan

Perhaps you've come to play a game,
always a delight.
It's just a roll to pass the time
on this hallowed night.

A little wager, if you will,
A tiny gamble, such a thrill.

The fog rolls in with perfect time,
To illuminate our fun.
If you plan to escape this game,
The time has passed to run.

I make a solemn promise now,
the stakes will be just right.
If you won't sit down and play,
You won't escape this night.

Your hand is forced,
I've called your bluff.
I've waited long enough.

The board's all set, the pieces placed,
It's time to face your fate.

...Checkmate.

Greetings and salutations to my fellow denizens of the dark realms, and those of ... a more questionable locale as well. Under the guise of moonlight and fog, I welcome thee to my humble abode. Fret not the shadows, they are merely here to serve the cake.