EXTERIOR. THE CASTLE GARDEN. DAWN. Sozen and Thanatos are strolling through the weaving garden, partially admiring the koi ponds and exotic shadow-land flora intertwined with the beach flora, but also walking so close their wing tips brushed together, and glances were cast.
The connection is obvious, there's a pure attraction there between the two dragons.
Romantic music begins to swell.
Sozen:
Oh what now?
Thanatos:
Pardon me?
Sozen:
You hear the music too?
Thanatos:
Oh yeah. That's weird.
Sozen:
You have no idea how weird it can get.
Thanatos:
What?
Rubix (appearing):
Hello!
Sozen:
Ohmigod.
Rubix:
Welcome to this week's episode of the Bachelor!
Thanatos:
Who is he talking to?
Rubix:
You know me, I'm your host, Rubix. Today's challenge is a little something different.
Sozen:
You're a little something different, Rubix.
Rubix:
Thank you!... Um. Oh yeah! So the producers said that we need to get to know our newest contestant a little better, since he was sort of unplanned and just kind of showed up out of the blue.
Sozen:
.....
Thanatos:
..... What?
Rubix:
So this is going to be sort of an ice breaker!
The two of you will play a game of "Two Truths and a Lie!"
Thanatos:
Oh, that sounds fun!
Sozen:
Wait for it.
Rubix:
But it will also be an endurance challenge!
Sozen:
See.
Oh what now?
Thanatos:
Pardon me?
Sozen:
You hear the music too?
Thanatos:
Oh yeah. That's weird.
Sozen:
You have no idea how weird it can get.
Thanatos:
What?
Rubix (appearing):
Hello!
Sozen:
Ohmigod.
Rubix:
Welcome to this week's episode of the Bachelor!
Thanatos:
Who is he talking to?
Rubix:
You know me, I'm your host, Rubix. Today's challenge is a little something different.
Sozen:
You're a little something different, Rubix.
Rubix:
Thank you!... Um. Oh yeah! So the producers said that we need to get to know our newest contestant a little better, since he was sort of unplanned and just kind of showed up out of the blue.
Sozen:
.....
Thanatos:
..... What?
Rubix:
So this is going to be sort of an ice breaker!
The two of you will play a game of "Two Truths and a Lie!"
Thanatos:
Oh, that sounds fun!
Sozen:
Wait for it.
Rubix:
But it will also be an endurance challenge!
Sozen:
See.
Some set techs move pieces around in the garden to reveal an awkward design, a complicated agility course with ropes and ladders and brightly coloured moving pieces.
Thanatos:
What! This is amazing.
Sozen:
This is the farthest thing from amazing.
Thanatos:
Well you're a stick in the mud, aren't you?
What! This is amazing.
Sozen:
This is the farthest thing from amazing.
Thanatos:
Well you're a stick in the mud, aren't you?
Our two heroes climb up the rig to the starting position.
But before they can begin, Rubix waves his little arms, bright pink feathers ruffling and his expression is one of confusion and worry. He flies up in the air and lands in front of the two dragons.
Rubix:
I'm getting a message, hold on; we're being told to hold.. Um..
What's she doing here?
I'm getting a message, hold on; we're being told to hold.. Um..
What's she doing here?
The camera cuts to Tetsui stalking onto the set, with a handful of papers in hand. She makes a beeline to Sozen.
Tetsui:
I regretfully have to resign from this... whatever this is.
Rubix:
But your contract--
Tetsui:
Is terminated as of this morning. I already spoke to the producers, Rubix.
I regretfully have to resign from this... whatever this is.
Rubix:
But your contract--
Tetsui:
Is terminated as of this morning. I already spoke to the producers, Rubix.
She hands the papers to our noble host, who is basically a mess at this point without a script to follow.
We cut back to Tetsui and Sozen, who share a tender look. Tetsui hugs him.
Tetsui:
Goodbye, Sozen. I'm sorry.
Goodbye, Sozen. I'm sorry.
The small steampunk nocturne looks at Sozen as she lets him go, forlorn, and he moves to follow her - but she slithers out of the scene quickly, with little fanfare.
Next time on ... the Bachelor!
THINGS WENT TERRIBLY WRONG and i lost control of the coli battle in literally three turns. This should've been so simple and straight-forward. I don’t even know what happened, we were going slowly but surely and i had it under control and the team was good and then Thanatos went down and then Rubix missed his shot and Sozen hit the ground and I nearly fell out of my chair.
I…….
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Because I’ve decided I’ll only eliminate one dragon per episode max, Thanatos is staying, although he has lost his three starting hearts and is currently heartbroken. So am I, buddy. Good thing it’s writing for the next episode, because we’re going to have to process this >>
I got a pixel bottle adopt made for Tetsui. I’ll put it in Sozen’s bio too, I think.
If you’d like one, they’re created by Starfait, HERE.
Tetsui is a member of my friend's Ink Bottles subspecies, if you'd like a dragon who looks like her with some inspiring writer's lore, check out the thread! <3
Tetsui is not being exalted. She’s a good girl, a good coli fighter, a permanent member of my clan. |
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