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Well time to throw my grain of sand, hoping pebbles don't get snappy at me or that I get dragged through the mud. I even wanted to be the first to cast a stone but that would've put me between a rock and hard space.

Why can't the snapper fly?
-Because he's grounded

@Panderz
What did the Spanish dragon say to express his gratitude?
Grass-cias

sorry no idea what i'm doing

@Panderz

Topic: Earth Puns

Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in.

I heard a snappers bark is worse than his bite.

@Panderz
Earth puns, huh. They're quite precious. Maybe y'all should stop taking them for granite.

why are trees and their branches so great?
they stick to it

I wanna be on the pinglist too.

Hm. An Earth pun...
I dunno, they seem pretty grounded to me.

Dragonhome. Home to Sornieth's greatest Rock Stars.

@Panderz

pinglist plz!

Theme: Earth Puns

I was lost in Dragonhome and thought I was never going to get back to the Starfall Isles. My food had run out, I was down to my last few drops of water, and then, to make things worse, this stripey, vaguely sparkly golem appeared out of the ground and started heading straight for me! I'd given myself up for lost at that point, but then it turned out the golem actually wanted to help me find my way back! They led me out to the Isles, but I was so excited to be home, I... kinda forgot to thank them. It made me realize that I needed to be better to golems. I took them for granite - but as it turns out, they were really gneiss!

@panderz (sure this contest isn't just pander(z)ing to pun enthusiasts?)


Earth Pun:

The invention of the shovel was really

groundbreaking