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cerpin
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lehiishe
Hey @
Deramadus ! Something that you might like:
Snails! I love them! What's better to have as a pet than a GIANT African snail? Meet
Shrek and her/his family. They're lovely!
*whispers* sweet precious snail Lord will rule us all
side note I wanted snails as pets a few years back and found out the average garden snail can live for 5 years and can make babies just from one so that wouldn't work
[img]https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/3/37/Yamper.png/1200px-Yamper.png[/img]
this is yamper
it is a CORGI POKEMON
@lehiishe
Some snails are not capable of self-reproduction, so maybe it's the question of finding the right species to keep? Go research and embrace your slimy overlord![emoji=guardian laughing size=2]
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lehiishe
Some snails are not capable of self-reproduction, so maybe it's the question of finding the right species to keep? Go research and embrace your slimy overlord!
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cerpin
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lehiishe
Today some lame pirate jokes. I'm sorry I just had to. I'll start with the lamest and also one that is my favourite:
Why pirates are pirates?
Because they ARRR
What do you call a pirate with two arms, two legs and two eyes?
A newbie.
What is the letter most favoured by pirates?
It would be an R, but their true love is always the C.
What do pirates do when they want to communicate with other pirates?
They use an Aye-phone
But
They'd probably prefer Aye to Aye
How do pirates get their flags cheaply?
They buy them on sail.
How do you make a pirate angry?
You take away the P
And finally:
A pirate had a parrot who was so foul-mouthed even he had enough of the constant swearing. No matter what he did,how hard he pleaded, the parrot just refused to mend its language. One day he became so fed up, he stuffed the bird into a freezer. An hour later he pulls it out and the bird is all contrite. It says: 'Look John, I'll be good now. No more swearing I promise! But can you at least tell me what did the turkey do?'
AHAHAHA! You can blame my friend @
TheBadOmenTavern for giving me the inspiration (ahoy matey!)
@
cerpin
@
lehiishe
Today some lame pirate jokes. I'm sorry I just had to. I'll start with the lamest and also one that is my favourite:
Why pirates are pirates?
Because they ARRR
What do you call a pirate with two arms, two legs and two eyes?
A newbie.
What is the letter most favoured by pirates?
It would be an R, but their true love is always the C.
What do pirates do when they want to communicate with other pirates?
They use an Aye-phone
But
They'd probably prefer Aye to Aye
How do pirates get their flags cheaply?
They buy them on sail.
How do you make a pirate angry?
You take away the P
And finally:
A pirate had a parrot who was so foul-mouthed even he had enough of the constant swearing. No matter what he did,how hard he pleaded, the parrot just refused to mend its language. One day he became so fed up, he stuffed the bird into a freezer. An hour later he pulls it out and the bird is all contrite. It says: 'Look John, I'll be good now. No more swearing I promise! But can you at least tell me what did the turkey do?'
AHAHAHA! You can blame my friend @
TheBadOmenTavern for giving me the inspiration (ahoy matey!)
Oh I love the idea of this thread. Lemme add some stuff :D
Tegu Attention Video
Reptile doggos wanting attention from their owner. I think it's the cutest thing ever.
Here's a piece of art inspired by it:
Tegu-Love
And lastly a
flashmob performance of Ode to Joy in German, gets those spirits up every time.
@
Nerumar
Ahahah love the lizards! And it's a lovely rendition of the Ode too!
@
Nerumar
Ahahah love the lizards! And it's a lovely rendition of the Ode too!
@Fiendishly
*squint* Are those...Tundras in winter coats?[emoji=guardian laughing size=2]
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Fiendishly
*squint* Are those...Tundras in winter coats?