@Breezio
Ahhhh a yeehaw catto! What a lovely cool cat!
Today a joke:
There was a woman that lived next to a bus stop with her incredibly jealous husband. One day the woman bought a rather large, flat-packed wardrobe for the bedroom. She put the pack in the bedroom and started to assembly it. But the moment she was finished, the bus came along and the vibrations made the wardrobe fall to pieces. She tried again and again, but each time the vibrations from the incoming bus made the construction to break apart. Seeing no other option, she called her male neighbour for help. They try together to work the wardrobe, but still it falls apart whenever the bus comes along.
Finally the neighbour says: 'You know what? We can't see what causes the wardrobe to fall apart from the outside, so maybe I go inside of it and wait for the bus. Maybe I can see what part causes that to happen from the inside. The woman agreed. But the very moment the neighbour went into the wardrobe, the husband comes back.
'Ohhh I see you managed to put together the wardrobe!' he says. 'Let me see.' And before she could stop him, he opened the wardrobe door.
'What?!' he screamed, seeing his neighbour inside. 'What are YOU doing here?! In our bedroom and hiding in the wardrobe too!'
'Well' said the neighbour. 'You might not believe me, but truly I am waiting for the bus.'
[emoji=guardian laughing size=2][emoji=guardian laughing size=2][emoji=guardian laughing size=2]
@
Breezio
Ahhhh a yeehaw catto! What a lovely cool cat!
Today a joke:
There was a woman that lived next to a bus stop with her incredibly jealous husband. One day the woman bought a rather large, flat-packed wardrobe for the bedroom. She put the pack in the bedroom and started to assembly it. But the moment she was finished, the bus came along and the vibrations made the wardrobe fall to pieces. She tried again and again, but each time the vibrations from the incoming bus made the construction to break apart. Seeing no other option, she called her male neighbour for help. They try together to work the wardrobe, but still it falls apart whenever the bus comes along.
Finally the neighbour says: 'You know what? We can't see what causes the wardrobe to fall apart from the outside, so maybe I go inside of it and wait for the bus. Maybe I can see what part causes that to happen from the inside. The woman agreed. But the very moment the neighbour went into the wardrobe, the husband comes back.
'Ohhh I see you managed to put together the wardrobe!' he says. 'Let me see.' And before she could stop him, he opened the wardrobe door.
'What?!' he screamed, seeing his neighbour inside. 'What are YOU doing here?! In our bedroom and hiding in the wardrobe too!'
'Well' said the neighbour. 'You might not believe me, but truly I am waiting for the bus.'
@Swagolor
ahhhh cute overload! Those will be of great help I'm sure[emoji=guardian happy size=2]
@
Swagolor
ahhhh cute overload! Those will be of great help I'm sure
hmm
i think 99.99% of kirby music is amazing
I know:
Candy Mountian - Kirby Super Star
My Pokefarm
  
Please, screech at me about Kirby characters or Kirby games. I love them and need to yell everything I know before I go insane.
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Today- Eden Project. It's a part botanical gardens, part artistic space with just a bit of learning thrown in . It's not that far away from me. And it totally looks like a space colony!
[img]https://assets.heart.co.uk/2018/33/eden-project-1535110134-herowidev4-0.jpg[/img]
[img]https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/10/2018/04/eden-project-e174a3c.jpg?quality=45&resize=960,640.jpg[/img]
One day I need to go and visit at night, because it looks awesome!
[img]https://www.magikdoor.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Eden-project-at-night.jpg[/img]
Today- Eden Project. It's a part botanical gardens, part artistic space with just a bit of learning thrown in . It's not that far away from me. And it totally looks like a space colony!
One day I need to go and visit at night, because it looks awesome!
If this video ever fails to make me smile- I'm checking myself into a hospital. I present to you:
Corgi Snow Train.
If this video ever fails to make me smile- I'm checking myself into a hospital. I present to you:
Corgi Snow Train.
Search alaskan klee kai dogs
They’re like miniature huskies
(I’ll add images when I get back home)
@Swagolor
Cute doggos always[emoji=guardian happy size=2] welcomed
@
Swagolor
Cute doggos always
welcomed
Today I have something that could be patented as a cure for arachnophobia.
Lucas the Spider is just so adorable! Special thanks to @
Deramadus for introducing me to him.
Today I have something that could be patented as a cure for arachnophobia.
Lucas the Spider is just so adorable! Special thanks to @
Deramadus for introducing me to him.
Today: miniature ponies. Because...well, do you really need a reason?
[img]https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tiny-horses-fb__700.jpg[/img]
[img]https://img.pixers.pics/pho_wat(s3:700/FO/14/71/56/34/700_FO14715634_153158b2156f2f561edc2c3d42842c4d.jpg,700,469,cms:2018/10/5bd1b6b8d04b8_220x50-watermark.png,over,480,419,jpg)/wall-murals-white-miniature-pony-in-field.jpg.jpg[/img]
[img]https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/515/c2/1bbc49af77b6076d0c31f711f9d1b1b9.jpg[/img]
I once met a man on the street leading one of those like it was a dog. Cutest day ever!
Today: miniature ponies. Because...well, do you really need a reason?
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I once met a man on the street leading one of those like it was a dog. Cutest day ever!
