Dragons For Sale

[center][img]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/Jaylynik/Banner_zpsnxmwgdxh.png[/img][/center] *[i]Disclaimer: There are no guarantees that this thread will contain any actual ugly babies at any given time, especially because different tastes and all that.[/I] [center][img]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/Jaylynik/Divider1_zpsxh1qcvps.png[/img][/center] [b]Why call it "ugly babies" if they're not ugly?[/b] Because I intend to make this my more or less permanent (when I have hatchlings available) sales thread, and, since I'm prone to random breeding, I'm just assuming in advance that many will be ugly! [b]So... basically this is exalt fodder at higher than exalt prices? What gives?[/b] They're exalt fodder [I]to me[/I], but I might have accidentally bred someone else's dream dragon here! May as well give the world a chance to grab it! I charge pretty much a standard 12k* because I [I]do[/I] exalt, so why take less than I'd get otherwise? This thread is just to give these guys a shot at [I]shirking their glorious duty to the Plaguebringer and slinking off to some other clan in dishonor[/I]. Dishonor comes at a price! It's about 12k (or the market low on newly introduced genes and breeds), 12k-20k on any random G1s I happen to get. [b]Rules when you buy from me:[/b] 1. Pay treasure (or items, or gems, but you have to negotiate the last two) 2. Get a dragon 3. Do whatever you want with said dragon. 4. Have fun* *[i]Disclaimer: I can't actually enforce that last rule.[/I] [quote="For New June Players"]As a special deal running now through Sunday the 20th, [b]players who registered during June 2015 can request up to one free hatchling.[/b] You can do whatever you want with the hatchling: name it, don’t name it, exalt it, keep it, wrap it up in a blanket and make a dragon burrito, whatever. [b]My only request is that if you intend to exalt it, please let me know[/b] (I won’t be offended), [b]and I will automatically give you the oldest dragon in the thread[/b] (this is also what I’ll do if you leave it to me to pick which dragon you get). Otherwise, feel free to pick whichever one you want, and if it’s still available, it’s yours![/quote] [center] [img]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/Jaylynik/Divider2_zpslez2lbwk.png[/img][/center] [b]ON TO THE BABIES! WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?![/b] Want to buy through some other means, like items or gems? PM me or ping me to negotiate! [b]No babies right now![/b] Come here for the write-ups, but afraid you might have missed one because the dragon sold? [url=http://slyjinks-fr.tumblr.com/post/121512624865/ugly-babies-mmm-chocolate]Here's a link to my sales post on Tumblr[/url], where I only line-out sold dragons rather than deleting them! [center][img]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/Jaylynik/Divider3_zpsvrtjy59k.png[/img][/center] Will update when/if they get sold, if I'm around when that happens. Also, I [I]guess[/I] I can collect a ping list, if anyone wants to see future hatchings (although goodness only knows WHY)? Ping me to be added or removed from it. [b]Note: this ping list was put here before I knew about the first post ping bug, and I never reserved a second post. [/b]Whoops! If you get a random ping to nowhere useful after you've requested to be added... uhm, sorry. [b]Write-up ping list: [/b] @beckyh2112 @SakuraDryad @Sheepska @Twylightchaos @swoobat @BallpointTattoos @Sarra @cheshiregh0st @Sellenair @ZincAlloy @Ophilium @KellyPaladin @BoomPenguin @Aky [b]Always ping list: [/b] @MoogleSam @lunatron @eoghania @RobinaRaven @Addmon @airndarkness @Cascaedian @Aeolix @Nott @KCSquib [center] [img]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/Jaylynik/Divider4_zpsqpz22wga.png[/img][/center] [center][b]Announcements:[/b][/center] So I've decided to start putting together actual breeding pairs, although I'll still do plenty of breeding outside of pairs (and some of my pairs are liable to be weird, so... still Ugly Babies!). Also, expect the usual silly write-up style to continue. Rather than doing something sensible like starting a new thread and reserving a few posts, I'm just going to make announcements of new breeding pairs in this thread and link them directly below. Each announcement post will contain: [LIST] [*]The dragons involved. [*]A frigging lazy, plain looking breeding card [*]A box of baby previews [*]Breeding stat cards made using [url=http://keelanrosa.com/fr/]Straif's stat card generator [/url](check it out if you haven't seen it! These are only added once the dragons are grown) [*]Probably weird rambling on my part [/LIST] [b]Current pairs:[/b] [LIST] [*][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=mb&board=baz&id=1239904&page=8#8761695]Primus and Swerve[/url] [*][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=mb&board=baz&id=1239904&page=8#8829984]JayGarrick and Joan[/url] [*][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=mb&board=baz&id=1239904&page=9#8877771]Airazor and Dinobot[/url] [*][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=mb&board=baz&id=1239904&page=9#9018342]RedAlert and Sandstorm[/url] [*][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=mb&board=baz&id=1239904&page=10#9060718]OilSlick and Nora[/url] - Pings: @Ophilium [*][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=mb&board=baz&id=1239904&page=10#9090909]Atomizer and RackAndRuin[/url] [*][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1239904/14]Perceptor and Warpath[/url] [*][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1239904/14]Rodimus and Sunstreaker[/url] - Pings: @lunatron [*][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1239904/15]RoadRage and Xaaron[/url] - Pings: @lunatron [*][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1239904/15]Vos and BlackShadow[/url] [*][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1239904/15]Nautica and Impactor[/url] [*][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1239904/16#post_10054683]Megatron and Ratchet[/url] [*][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1239904/20#post_10784942]Catechism and Fleetwind[/url] [*][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/baz/1239904/24#post_11064026]UltraMagnus and Strongarm[/url] [/LIST] [i]Note: Due to changes in the forum, those don't all go straight to the post in question, but sometimes just to the page the post is on. I'll try and get that fixed once I figure out the New World Order of direct post links.[/i]

@Slyjinks Add me to a ping list? 'Cause lord knows I'll lose this thread in the shuffle otherwise.

@Thilath

And the blood orange is yours! May they make many happy crackling babies!

I kind of imagine your selling voice as a super-chipper Swindle. #randomly

Are you implying that I am attempting to swindle someone, @beckyh2112 ? For shame! I am a legitimate business-dragon, and these are real, actual, 100% genuine virtual baby dragons that I am selling for real pretend money!

I am offended by your implications! Offended!

@slyjinks: I love this idea; can I be on the ping list too :)

@SakuraDryad Not a problem! Added!

ping list?

@muttsmutt Sure!