Granted! But its all hideously ugly
I wish I could fall asleep
Granted! But its all hideously ugly
I wish I could fall asleep
Granted, but its only for 5 minutes
I wish for non-corrupted wishes
Granted, but its only for 5 minutes
I wish for non-corrupted wishes
yodeling twice as fast as the speed of sound in the name of Tidelord.
Granted but because you wish for non-corrupted wishes, everyone elses wishes are now corrupted two times over.
I wish I could walk in high heels.
Granted but because you wish for non-corrupted wishes, everyone elses wishes are now corrupted two times over.
I wish I could walk in high heels.
SEEKING THIS DRAGON
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Granted! But now high heels are banned by the president for no particular reason other than "They are unfashionable and ridiculously girly. A bad influence."
I wish I weren't so lazy.
Granted! But now high heels are banned by the president for no particular reason other than "They are unfashionable and ridiculously girly. A bad influence."
I wish I weren't so lazy.
Granted! You are no longer so lazy you are now that lazy.
I wish someone would give me an imp gene change for free.
Granted! You are no longer so lazy you are now that lazy.
I wish someone would give me an imp gene change for free.
Until all are frozen
Granted! But then they lie to everyone else saying that you stole it from them in an intended trade, and now everyone thinks you're a scammer.
I wish for a pet dragon.
Granted! But then they lie to everyone else saying that you stole it from them in an intended trade, and now everyone thinks you're a scammer.
I wish for a pet dragon.
Granted, but it eats you and destroys the town
I wish I had all the books to complete my summer work
Granted, but it eats you and destroys the town
I wish I had all the books to complete my summer work
yodeling twice as fast as the speed of sound in the name of Tidelord.
Granted! Then you lose your summer work, and must come back empty-handed waiting for a detention.
I wish for magic.
Granted! Then you lose your summer work, and must come back empty-handed waiting for a detention.
I wish for magic.
Granted, but it's only black magic that will bring harm.
I wish for Wednesday to be here.
Granted, but it's only black magic that will bring harm.
I wish for Wednesday to be here.
Granted! It also freezes time, so you (and the world) are perpetually stuck on Wednesday.
I wish for a pizza!
(New contest, everyone! c: Check the first post. Prizes are 25kt or 7 gathering turns.)
Granted! It also freezes time, so you (and the world) are perpetually stuck on Wednesday.
I wish for a pizza!
(New contest, everyone! c: Check the first post. Prizes are 25kt or 7 gathering turns.)