Uuuuh WIP that will probably never be released
“I can’t. The sun is my mortal enemy. Besides I need to talk my plant out of depression. “
Uuuuh WIP that will probably never be released
“I can’t. The sun is my mortal enemy. Besides I need to talk my plant out of depression. “
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It’s author notes time:
“She may be the favorite child according to that one livestream but I can dream, chat”
“Unrelated to this fic but to that one person whose in-game characters keep trying to take their attention god I wish that was me”
“Hopefully when I sleep my dreams will give me more ideas on how to write the creatures I once knew”
“Can we just mention how pretty (character) is. I know this is technically about him being pretty but even the notes aren’t safe from my obsession”
And from a forever wip:
“Oh to be a youthful leafbeast making a den under an oak tree next to a stream of water”
“This is absolutely going to not let me beat the therian allegations” (Note: this note was likely made ~Late 2022 when I was still questioning my therianthropy and how it affected me)
It’s author notes time:
“She may be the favorite child according to that one livestream but I can dream, chat”
“Unrelated to this fic but to that one person whose in-game characters keep trying to take their attention god I wish that was me”
“Hopefully when I sleep my dreams will give me more ideas on how to write the creatures I once knew”
“Can we just mention how pretty (character) is. I know this is technically about him being pretty but even the notes aren’t safe from my obsession”
And from a forever wip:
“Oh to be a youthful leafbeast making a den under an oak tree next to a stream of water”
“This is absolutely going to not let me beat the therian allegations” (Note: this note was likely made ~Late 2022 when I was still questioning my therianthropy and how it affected me)
Risk - It/They - Please Ping
Got hit by the shadow milk beam I’m now obsessed with him
“Then get me one too!”
“No, she doesn’t have a crush on you,”
These two lines from my favorite fanfic I wrote not long ago
“Then get me one too!”
“No, she doesn’t have a crush on you,”
These two lines from my favorite fanfic I wrote not long ago
assorted snippets from the short story collection that I'm slowly assembling
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I didn’t count on her being in the house when I got back from the very important and tiring task of causing millions in property damage under the ocean,
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Seriously, I can’t put into words the way her eyes get all wide and the way her mouth screws up in a really weird expression like she was halfway through saying something and then the words died on their way out of her mouth. She looks like she’s having a stroke, but I can’t be that lucky.
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They’d decided very early on that what happened in the ocean [i]stayed[/i] in the ocean,
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[quote name="aaaand bonus author's note"]
yeah this is how the entire crapshoot starts. with spiked starbucks drinks
also I definitely did not cram this one full of foreshadowing hahaha
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assorted snippets from the short story collection that I'm slowly assembling
Quote:
I didn’t count on her being in the house when I got back from the very important and tiring task of causing millions in property damage under the ocean,
Quote:
Seriously, I can’t put into words the way her eyes get all wide and the way her mouth screws up in a really weird expression like she was halfway through saying something and then the words died on their way out of her mouth. She looks like she’s having a stroke, but I can’t be that lucky.
Quote:
They’d decided very early on that what happened in the ocean stayed in the ocean,
aaaand bonus author's note wrote:
yeah this is how the entire crapshoot starts. with spiked starbucks drinks
also I definitely did not cram this one full of foreshadowing hahaha
not really a fanfic but funny interactions between my OCs
"Do you believe in ghosts?"
"Yeah, kinda."
"I don't."
"Why?"
"I just don't..."
"You don't think anyone can be whiter than you?"
"??? woah"
"Don't just say weird stuff and leave!"
"That's literally the only thing I know how to do."
"I've seen worse," Zinc muttered, staring at his old friend who's horrifically injured, missing half a sleeve and dignity. "...Not recently, but I have."
Not a line, but a whole piece of dialogue from my most recent fic- Names edited out cuz yeah. Lmao.
Also yes there's context to this that's actually a reference to the canon story.
"Did you hurt your head or something? Can you not say hurtful things to my face?" (Character 1) snapped.
"After 24 cows were dropped on me? Most likely." (Character 2) casually replies, covering himself with his wings much like a blanket.
(Character 3) finished his meal. "Did you count?"
"What?" (Character 2) lifted his head to look at (Character 3) in confusion.
"I mean, 24 is a pretty specific number- Did you count the cows while they were falling on you??"
"Can you two shut up??" (Character 1) rolled her eyes.
Not a line, but a whole piece of dialogue from my most recent fic- Names edited out cuz yeah. Lmao.
Also yes there's context to this that's actually a reference to the canon story.
"Did you hurt your head or something? Can you not say hurtful things to my face?" (Character 1) snapped.
"After 24 cows were dropped on me? Most likely." (Character 2) casually replies, covering himself with his wings much like a blanket.
(Character 3) finished his meal. "Did you count?"
"What?" (Character 2) lifted his head to look at (Character 3) in confusion.
"I mean, 24 is a pretty specific number- Did you count the cows while they were falling on you??"
"Can you two shut up??" (Character 1) rolled her eyes.
A combo of funny quotes and some more serious ones!
"I can't."
"How come? Is the zipper stip or something?"
"No! He's in his skivvies!!!"
"And though she would never be able to return, it would be one less regret in a life full of them to know that they would be out there somewhere."
"Okay so the last two matches had the same layout, it’s probably safe to assume that our round will be the same..."
"That means boxes."
"And places to climb! The shelves look pretty sturdy."
"YES! We must climb!"
"I—"
A combo of funny quotes and some more serious ones!
"I can't."
"How come? Is the zipper stip or something?"
"No! He's in his skivvies!!!"
"And though she would never be able to return, it would be one less regret in a life full of them to know that they would be out there somewhere."
"Okay so the last two matches had the same layout, it’s probably safe to assume that our round will be the same..."
"That means boxes."
"And places to climb! The shelves look pretty sturdy."
"YES! We must climb!"
"I—"
1:
He could also do good things with this, too. Remember the time he donated thirteen kidneys to a hospital? The look on their faces was priceless.
Who even cares about that rathian, anyways? It’s not like he got any input on her life aside from the fact that she had atleast one friend, clothes, and a phone.
2:
“THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE! IT’S TOASTERSTRIDE! AT TOASTERS! MY…. FRIEND AND ONLY CUSTOMER THOUGHT HE COULD COOK IN HIS CONDITION! THE CONDITION IS THAT HE BECAME STUPID!”
“You don’t know what GTA is but you know what Monster Hunter and the Game Awards are?”
“Priorities. I choose what type of history classes I take.”
“Can’t you… just fix me up? I’m literally a robot,” Unvame questioned.
“I need an engineer for that. I can’t even fix robots up inside, I’m not a therapist.”
“THEN GET AN ENGINEER, IT’S NOT THAT HARD!” she argued as she attempted to get up.
“Counter-argument, I can’t afford it.”
“You don’t even have any engineeer friends? Why don’t you make some? Friends are a great source of support.”
“No, and it’s not that simple.”
1:
He could also do good things with this, too. Remember the time he donated thirteen kidneys to a hospital? The look on their faces was priceless.
Who even cares about that rathian, anyways? It’s not like he got any input on her life aside from the fact that she had atleast one friend, clothes, and a phone.
2:
“THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE! IT’S TOASTERSTRIDE! AT TOASTERS! MY…. FRIEND AND ONLY CUSTOMER THOUGHT HE COULD COOK IN HIS CONDITION! THE CONDITION IS THAT HE BECAME STUPID!”
“You don’t know what GTA is but you know what Monster Hunter and the Game Awards are?”
“Priorities. I choose what type of history classes I take.”
“Can’t you… just fix me up? I’m literally a robot,” Unvame questioned.
“I need an engineer for that. I can’t even fix robots up inside, I’m not a therapist.”
“THEN GET AN ENGINEER, IT’S NOT THAT HARD!” she argued as she attempted to get up.
“Counter-argument, I can’t afford it.”
“You don’t even have any engineeer friends? Why don’t you make some? Friends are a great source of support.”
“No, and it’s not that simple.”
“You would think that for a being who could tear you in half I would be more ferocious than your friends. You are mistaken, as I only destroy the lifeless things in my life, like orange walls. He doesn’t have orange walls in any of his rooms, does he?”
“The stubby dragon puffed out his wings to try and look slightly threatening to the warden who was staring him down. Unfortunately, being incredibly fluffy in a mostly scaled world never does you any good, especially as a wanted criminal.”
“A terrible cacophony of yelps and wing flapping filled the room as the false deer wolf had returned from whatever she was doing, maybe biting another being and creating more abnormalities.”
“The beast, sobbing dramatically, yelled ‘EDGAR, DON’T DIE’ in the same manner one would plead to not being locked up in a tree for millennia, something he was unfortunately experienced with.”
“You would think that for a being who could tear you in half I would be more ferocious than your friends. You are mistaken, as I only destroy the lifeless things in my life, like orange walls. He doesn’t have orange walls in any of his rooms, does he?”
“The stubby dragon puffed out his wings to try and look slightly threatening to the warden who was staring him down. Unfortunately, being incredibly fluffy in a mostly scaled world never does you any good, especially as a wanted criminal.”
“A terrible cacophony of yelps and wing flapping filled the room as the false deer wolf had returned from whatever she was doing, maybe biting another being and creating more abnormalities.”
“The beast, sobbing dramatically, yelled ‘EDGAR, DON’T DIE’ in the same manner one would plead to not being locked up in a tree for millennia, something he was unfortunately experienced with.”
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Got hit by the shadow milk beam I’m now obsessed with him
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