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robotstar
Confession: While I pride myself on being a unique model, and have been forced to take decisive action against inferior, shoddily-constructed imitators in the past... for a meatbag, I find this 'dragon' to be quite agreeable. The prospect of discussing the finer points of assassination with a fellow artisan leaves my circuits positively sparking with anticipation.
Observation: This dragon possesses a most pleasing aesthetic.
Musing: A proper rusty red is a classic way to strike fear into meatbags everywhere, something that my other copycats have failed to grasp. I believe this stems from the peculiar biological aversion to witnessing their fellow meatbags' insides turned outward.
Insincere Placation: Not that you suffer such failings yourself, of course.
Conjecture: I find the angular chevrons on this dragon's plating to be a most excellent design choice, mimicking the menacing contours of an expertly crafted assassin droid.
Musing: Even its muzzle is appealingly triangular, though it pains me to note that it contains such extraneous features such as teeth and a, ghrk,
tongue.
Prideful Statement: I am, of course, of superior droid make and do not have such pointless mounts weighing down my frame.
Concession: But I can understand this lesser creature's endeavors to be more like a machine - faultless, silent, and with the finely-honed accuracy to snipe a target from sixty kilometers through Dxun fog.
Musing: Though I do believe the inferior Astromech unit following this dragon around is in need of emergency maintenance. A smoking processor is rarely a good sign.