Sister: Why are you doing this?
Me: I am sorry. I need your leg to make a scarf. He told me to.
Sister: Who's he?
Me: *points at @
WolfSelkey *
The item on your left is now your neighborhood Karen.
Sister: Why are you doing this?
Me: I am sorry. I need your leg to make a scarf. He told me to.
Sister: Who's he?
Me: *points at @
WolfSelkey *
The item on your left is now your neighborhood Karen.
*squishes my cat Mac's cheeks* You're Karen now.
The item to your left is now why you won a nobel prize.
*squishes my cat Mac's cheeks* You're Karen now.
The item to your left is now why you won a nobel prize.
Not a shared account, a system. We'll be signing off and using plural pronouns sometimes.
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@
WolfSelkey
I am officially the first person to get the Nobel Prize because of a tissue box.
The item to your left is what you use to fly.
@
WolfSelkey
I am officially the first person to get the Nobel Prize because of a tissue box.
The item to your left is what you use to fly.
@
ShadowsOfQuartz
it is a glass of milk. I suppose it has... it uh... it must have magical properties that enable wings to sprout out of my back when drunk (I'm picturing feathery white wings). yay! I've always wanted to fly :>
look to your left. that object there? it is your only defence (or offence!) against the incoming alien invasion. quick! what do you do with it?
@
ShadowsOfQuartz
it is a glass of milk. I suppose it has... it uh... it must have magical properties that enable wings to sprout out of my back when drunk (I'm picturing feathery white wings). yay! I've always wanted to fly :>
look to your left. that object there? it is your only defence (or offence!) against the incoming alien invasion. quick! what do you do with it?
@
fynch
I manage to convince the aliens that pencil cases are an endangered species. (someone get the reference)
The thingy to your left is the only thing that can stop a supervillain destroying your city!
@
fynch
I manage to convince the aliens that pencil cases are an endangered species. (someone get the reference)
The thingy to your left is the only thing that can stop a supervillain destroying your city!
@
LittolBoi
I can use a book to bore people with my nonexistent knowledge.
The thing to your left is now your facial product.
@
LittolBoi
I can use a book to bore people with my nonexistent knowledge.
The thing to your left is now your facial product.
@
Pomeranianl
I don't see how my bagel-shaped pillow is supposed to do that. Perhaps I'll rub my face on it.
Look to your left, it is now your emotional support companion as you survive the next world war.
@
Pomeranianl
I don't see how my bagel-shaped pillow is supposed to do that. Perhaps I'll rub my face on it.
Look to your left, it is now your emotional support companion as you survive the next world war.
@
Loyalties
it's a child gate we use to keep the dog out of a room
ah. what do i do with that...
to your left is something you are going to make a raft out of. will it sink?
@
Loyalties
it's a child gate we use to keep the dog out of a room
ah. what do i do with that...
to your left is something you are going to make a raft out of. will it sink?
MIDNIGHT LOOMING, TRAPPED BY DESPERATION TO REMAIN
@
coopdrifter
Yes. It's a pillow. I'm doomed.
To your left is the item you will use to entertain a toddler for 6 hours.
@
coopdrifter
Yes. It's a pillow. I'm doomed.
To your left is the item you will use to entertain a toddler for 6 hours.
@
victorygallop
Welp. It’s a toothbrush. The toddlers gonna hate me.
@ person below me. You must create a fashion line based of of the object to your left. How do they look?
@
victorygallop
Welp. It’s a toothbrush. The toddlers gonna hate me.
@ person below me. You must create a fashion line based of of the object to your left. How do they look?
