General Discussion

Ethics and civic formation teacher after calling me to her desk: "Sharkalou, I've discovered that X has another religion. We NEED to ISOLATE HER ASAP... She is trying to tempt and convert the entire class into her religion!"

Me: "sure, I'll do the possible"

Me to X: "hey, ethics teacher is trying to isolate you because she discovered you are from other religion and think you are a demon among us"

X: "cool"

Keeps on with the rest of school as if nothing would have ever happened.

In her defense (or not) ethics teacher was a religious extremist that bashed everything that didn't followed her narrowminded way to see the world, neverminding if the individual affected by her bigotry was a 15 year old girl. We, as a class knew better than this.

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History teacher: "well, we'll see...who wants to talk about the political problem in x government?....hmm...I'll pick at random from the list"

*selects the only student that is known for never studying*

Teacher: "okay M, I know you know the answer, we saw it in summer classes...if you don't know this, I'll throw myself out of the window"

*points to a little window 2 meters high from the floor*

C (the joker kid): *laughs*

Teacher: " why are you laughing C? Do you think your classmate won't know the answer and I'll have to accomplish my menace? Do you think my physical condition or/and age will prevent me from climbing the wall up?...I mean, it's really high, buy I trust my hability..."

C: ...

Teacher:...

C:...

Teacher:..."or are you implying I won't fit by the window."

Entire class: *trying to contain laughs*

C:..." maybe?...or maybe I'm afraid of you hurting yourself or some passerby when you fall?"

Teacher: "uhmmm, you are right, I can't do it to an inocent passerby. I'll surely crush them after the fall"

Entire class: burst into laughs

Teacher: "okay M, please save me now...I trust you"

And of course, M knew the correct answer in depth, so any of us had to witness a murder.

First day of class, one of my teacher's told us for homework to catch a shadow and bring it to the next class.

I took a glass bottle, covered all of it but a small viewing area in the front. I then drew a dragon head roaring, cut it out, and stuck it on a toothpick inside the jar. I taped a light to the inside of the lid so it caste the shadow of the dragon inside the jar. Cue next class where at the the teacher asks if any of us caught a shadow like we were suppose to. I pull out my jar and boldly plop it on my desk. The teacher clearly was not expecting any of us to take him literally. He was a philosophy teacher and was planning to make some philosophical metaphor about how you can't catch shadows that I completely ruined. The rest of the students were also thoroughly stupefied.

Not knowing what to do the teacher awkwardly pulled out a fresh piece of chalk and gave it to me as a "reward" for my efforts.