So I was getting a little bit of lag in the coli last night, and while waiting for the enemies to get around to taking their turns, I ended up thinking about what it's like for the dragons to sap (bite) the different types of elemental enemies:
- Arcane is Magically Delicious
- Fire is clearly Spicy Food
- Light has got to be a Light Meal
- Ice is a frozen dinner
- Nature is the Meat that is Also a Salad
- Lightning is Remy's Mushroom Recipe.
- Water might be a beverage in disguise
- Shadow is a dark brew, too insubstantial to bite but still nourishing, so - coffee, tea, hot chocolate?
- Plague often tastes of cheese or pickles or other fermented things (or like spoiled meat, but it's not all bad)
- Earth is dry and salty - makes you want to find something water or shadow based to bite next.
- Wind creatures are the whipped topping of the elements (especially after you defeat them). If they hang around arcane things much, they may take on a resemblance to cotton candy!
- Neutral creatures are like, oh, plain pasta or potatoes. High energy, yet flavorless.
So I was getting a little bit of lag in the coli last night, and while waiting for the enemies to get around to taking their turns, I ended up thinking about what it's like for the dragons to sap (bite) the different types of elemental enemies:
- Arcane is Magically Delicious
- Fire is clearly Spicy Food
- Light has got to be a Light Meal
- Ice is a frozen dinner
- Nature is the Meat that is Also a Salad
- Lightning is Remy's Mushroom Recipe.
- Water might be a beverage in disguise
- Shadow is a dark brew, too insubstantial to bite but still nourishing, so - coffee, tea, hot chocolate?
- Plague often tastes of cheese or pickles or other fermented things (or like spoiled meat, but it's not all bad)
- Earth is dry and salty - makes you want to find something water or shadow based to bite next.
- Wind creatures are the whipped topping of the elements (especially after you defeat them). If they hang around arcane things much, they may take on a resemblance to cotton candy!
- Neutral creatures are like, oh, plain pasta or potatoes. High energy, yet flavorless.
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...My Progen (Avatar) has Sap... And all I have to say to this thread is...
Yeeeeeeeeeesssssss!
...My Progen (Avatar) has Sap... And all I have to say to this thread is...
Yeeeeeeeeeesssssss!
How dare you insult pasta and potatoes in this way.
(Also, nature is TOTALLY quorn or tofu or something)
How dare you insult pasta and potatoes in this way.
(Also, nature is TOTALLY quorn or tofu or something)
These were fun to help you come up with :)
These were fun to help you come up with :)
Rawr! Fire!
Now I have to think about Twilight (my coli sapdragon) eating salad every time he bites a strangler on one of my Woodland Path sprees, or him digging into spicy Indian food every time he saps a searing jackalope. Sigh.
Now I have to think about Twilight (my coli sapdragon) eating salad every time he bites a strangler on one of my Woodland Path sprees, or him digging into spicy Indian food every time he saps a searing jackalope. Sigh.
.... you know i've never thought about it this way
I always pictured it something like giga drain or leech seed from pokemon o_e
.... you know i've never thought about it this way
I always pictured it something like giga drain or leech seed from pokemon o_e
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drgnhawk
Don't forget pre-grilled for Fire
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drgnhawk
Don't forget pre-grilled for Fire
Ice is the classic poor meal--ice cubes on untoasted bread
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Ice is the classic poor meal--ice cubes on untoasted bread
Here's what I imagine:
Arcane: Very sweet, probably explodes in your mouth.
Fire: Tastes like a barbecue, also tastes slightly ashy
Ice: Ice cream. The flavour depends on the individual's personality
Nature: Tastes like lettuce
Lightning: shockingly good. Probably also a bit salty
Water: Water... (Very creative of me)
Shadow: Kinda like a Coca-Cola, may have a hint of cookie flavour.
Plague: I can't imagine it being very tasty, but perhaps meaty. Most likely isn't healthy
Earth: basically what was said above.
Wind: Very sweet and zingy. May give you a sugar rush.
Here's what I imagine:
Arcane: Very sweet, probably explodes in your mouth.
Fire: Tastes like a barbecue, also tastes slightly ashy
Ice: Ice cream. The flavour depends on the individual's personality
Nature: Tastes like lettuce
Lightning: shockingly good. Probably also a bit salty
Water: Water... (Very creative of me)
Shadow: Kinda like a Coca-Cola, may have a hint of cookie flavour.
Plague: I can't imagine it being very tasty, but perhaps meaty. Most likely isn't healthy
Earth: basically what was said above.
Wind: Very sweet and zingy. May give you a sugar rush.
i'm gonna go use sap on everything
i'm gonna go use sap on everything