@Reginapis
ok first of all, primula, really? that sound like a mix between prick and prissy, not good mix if i might add. and second, what is with that apparel? its so bland and boring, really only bed sheets thrown across that dragon in an attempt to make her look pretty, and an imperial, really? oh like i haven't seen THAT in a million places before, talk about original. also, whats with her colors, what is she supposed to be a mango? at least that would have been a better name than primula. that tiara doeskin even match her, theirs no way shed ever be good enough to be a princess, unless its the princess of the idiots that is, in which case its perfect bet she can sit on a throne of mangoes while shes at it to.
(alrite im done hope that wasnt to harsh i think its a very nice dragon :X)
roast this little lady:
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Reginapis
ok first of all, primula, really? that sound like a mix between ***** and prissy, not good mix if i might add. and second, what is with that apparel? its so bland and boring, really only bed sheets thrown across that dragon in an attempt to make her look pretty, and an imperial, really? oh like i haven't seen THAT in a million places before, talk about original. also, whats with her colors, what is she supposed to be a mango? at least that would have been a better name than primula. that tiara doeskin even match her, theirs no way shed ever be good enough to be a princess, unless its the princess of the idiots that is, in which case its perfect bet she can sit on a throne of mangoes while shes at it to.
(alrite im done hope that wasnt to harsh i think its a very nice dragon :X)
roast this little lady:
[center]@Dragonbreath381 ok sweetie, what were you drinking while dressing that dragon?? She looks like a melanic booger with all that black goop! Ooh and conjurer's apparel, Can you get any more basic? Let's not forget her name, Midnight, AKA literally every black dragon's name on the site. And of course we can't leave out those cards! They clash with literally everything and make the dragon look like you just threw all the dark-themed apparel you had onto one dragon.
Next up:
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Dragonbreath381 ok sweetie, what were you drinking while dressing that dragon?? She looks like a melanic booger with all that black goop! Ooh and conjurer's apparel, Can you get any more basic? Let's not forget her name, Midnight, AKA literally every black dragon's name on the site. And of course we can't leave out those cards! They clash with literally everything and make the dragon look like you just threw all the dark-themed apparel you had onto one dragon.
Next up:
@Typhoom
Ok I am extremely bad at this but...)
Wow. That eye. Its so ugly it looks like it belongs in a bad anime. No it doesn't even look that good. Are you trying for whole "soulful" vibe? Because she looks more like the trash heap you find in the street. And her apparel? Come on now we all know its juts being used to hide her ugly genes. We can all see them. Do I even want to know her name? Time to check and instantly regret it! Ok I checked! My eyes burned out! I'm not even going to attempt to write that complex thing! You just slid your hand across the key board and called it a day didn't you?
(I'm sorry... She's honestly really pretty and I love her name its really cool)
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Oh dear...
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Typhoom
Ok I am extremely bad at this but...)
Wow. That eye. Its so ugly it looks like it belongs in a bad anime. No it doesn't even look that good. Are you trying for whole "soulful" vibe? Because she looks more like the trash heap you find in the street. And her apparel? Come on now we all know its juts being used to hide her ugly genes. We can all see them. Do I even want to know her name? Time to check and instantly regret it! Ok I checked! My eyes burned out! I'm not even going to attempt to write that complex thing! You just slid your hand across the key board and called it a day didn't you?
(I'm sorry... She's honestly really pretty and I love her name its really cool)
Oh dear...
@Silvershadowcat
Pixie? Who are you, Tinkerbell? Not with those ugly wings you're not. Those tints of purple barely even match up, did you even try to look for better apparel? Those goggles don't look good, they make you look like a really dumb swimmer. I feel bad for you, being cursed with ugly genes. Your wings look like they're made out of garbage bags. Go and fix yourself with your magical pixie dust, fairy girl.
Roast Granola!
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Silvershadowcat
Pixie? Who are you, Tinkerbell? Not with those ugly wings you're not. Those tints of purple barely even match up, did you even try to look for better apparel? Those goggles don't look good, they make you look like a really dumb swimmer. I feel bad for you, being cursed with ugly genes. Your wings look like they're made out of garbage bags. Go and fix yourself with your magical pixie dust, fairy girl.
Roast Granola!
ashley she/her...
you're outta your vector!
@UltimateKitty
Well, well, well. Blown me down, it's brown. That's the poop colour, seem like it's the colour of this Granola's personality too. And what name is this? Granola? Did you get a sponsorship from Kellogg's? Will I click on your lair page only to find Fruit Loops and Rice Krispies as well? And why granola? So bland. I'd rather eat a bag of skulls. Oh wait, this dragon basically is. Just some dried bird heads on a swirly whirly little punk body. Can't even get yourself some really apparel huh? Smh. Oh and some feathers on the tail. Are these from the little birds you killed too? Can't even beat anything in the coliseum, just some lil chickadees that landed by your window. Step it up a notch, kid.
Somebody roast Endurance
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UltimateKitty
Well, well, well. Blown me down, it's brown. That's the poop colour, seem like it's the colour of this Granola's personality too. And what name is this? Granola? Did you get a sponsorship from Kellogg's? Will I click on your lair page only to find Fruit Loops and Rice Krispies as well? And why granola? So bland. I'd rather eat a bag of skulls. Oh wait, this dragon basically is. Just some dried bird heads on a swirly whirly little punk body. Can't even get yourself some really apparel huh? Smh. Oh and some feathers on the tail. Are these from the little birds you killed too? Can't even beat anything in the coliseum, just some lil chickadees that landed by your window. Step it up a notch, kid.
Somebody roast Endurance
Kumquats, please don't eat my siggy, thx.
Check out my art shop!
@Tantayo
Look at this edge lord over here. I bet you think that wolf cape makes you look cool, where did you get it? Hot Topic? And what's that on your wings ? A 'furious banner', more like a [i]fail [/i]banner. Also wear gauntlets or bracelets, not both, you look like you're wearing twice your body weight in clothes. Honestly, though I could go on about your lack of fashion sense for days but I don't have the time for that so let's move on. Which brings us to your name. What kind of a name is Endurance? Where did you come up with that? The dictionary? That's a noun, not a name, know the difference. And how are you triple platinum? You look pink. What little I can see of you under all that armor is all pink and sparkly. Oh, that much be why you're wearing so much, got to cover up all that pink sparkliness. Seriously though, take my advice, return that wolf cape to whichever Hot Topic you bought it from, it makes you look like you have an overbite which makes you look even dumber than you look already, and that is a pretty hard thing to top.
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So, anyone up for roasting Aeron?
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Tantayo
Look at this edge lord over here. I bet you think that wolf cape makes you look cool, where did you get it? Hot Topic? And what's that on your wings ? A 'furious banner', more like a
fail banner. Also wear gauntlets or bracelets, not both, you look like you're wearing twice your body weight in clothes. Honestly, though I could go on about your lack of fashion sense for days but I don't have the time for that so let's move on. Which brings us to your name. What kind of a name is Endurance? Where did you come up with that? The dictionary? That's a noun, not a name, know the difference. And how are you triple platinum? You look pink. What little I can see of you under all that armor is all pink and sparkly. Oh, that much be why you're wearing so much, got to cover up all that pink sparkliness. Seriously though, take my advice, return that wolf cape to whichever Hot Topic you bought it from, it makes you look like you have an overbite which makes you look even dumber than you look already, and that is a pretty hard thing to top.
Okay, I can't keep this up, Endurance is really pretty and I love her outfit, she is a super well dressed dragon!
So, anyone up for roasting Aeron?
@dragonloaf
[b]Chick,[/b] still going through the goth phase huh. Girl, you look like you belong to some cult with that getup. We get it, you're not happy. NO WONDER you're diseased, and your flesh is falling off! It's your body saying to get a grip. Don't even get me started on your genes though. Ripple and shimmer. CAN YOU GET ANYMORE BORING!! You're already starting to look like Grim!! Fix your life, at least what's rest of it!
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(lol, very pretty dragon you have! I kinda felt bad writing this..)
Give her your worst!
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dragonloaf
Chick, still going through the goth phase huh. Girl, you look like you belong to some cult with that getup. We get it, you're not happy. NO WONDER you're diseased, and your flesh is falling off! It's your body saying to get a grip. Don't even get me started on your genes though. Ripple and shimmer. CAN YOU GET ANYMORE BORING!! You're already starting to look like Grim!! Fix your life, at least what's rest of it!
(lol, very pretty dragon you have! I kinda felt bad writing this..)
Give her your worst!
@DeliciousBlood
Okay, first off- that name. Are you serious? Because nobody else will think you are with that monstrosity of a title. You're probably doing it for that ~vampire aesthetic~ or some other cliche backstory. Pfft, please sweetie, stop before you embarrass yourself.
Okay, time to talk about your appearance. So yeah, you're actually decent in terms of colours but honestly- you're not sophisticated enough to pull off the butterfly look. All you are is edgy and rebellious.
You're dumb enough to disobey your clan leader, dragon-nap a mirror baby, and get exiled in the most melodramatic way possible. DeliciousBlood? More like DumbBaby.
(In all seriousness though, she is really pretty~)
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Someone roast Jinhai? :D
(He has stuff in his bio)
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DeliciousBlood
Okay, first off- that name. Are you serious? Because nobody else will think you are with that monstrosity of a title. You're probably doing it for that ~vampire aesthetic~ or some other cliche backstory. Pfft, please sweetie, stop before you embarrass yourself.
Okay, time to talk about your appearance. So yeah, you're actually decent in terms of colours but honestly- you're not sophisticated enough to pull off the butterfly look. All you are is edgy and rebellious.
You're dumb enough to disobey your clan leader, dragon-nap a mirror baby, and get exiled in the most melodramatic way possible. DeliciousBlood? More like DumbBaby.
(In all seriousness though, she is really pretty~)
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Someone roast Jinhai? :D
(He has stuff in his bio)
[center][color=DeepPink]@Quinineer Jinahi I was taught to respect my elders so instead of a proper roast I've got some questions for you. Are you actually as old as the arcanist or do you just look like it? Pearl/Maize/Pearl had colours not evolved yet when you hatched? Can your apprentice tell the difference between the crumbling leather of your books and your wings? Did you watch the birth or just the extinction of the carnivore you got that tusk from? Did wisdom come with all that age or should I ask someone who can talk with hurting every joint in their body? And getting struck by an Onyx Cobra? Man that's a rookie move for someone who's spent their long life running through jungles, were you trying to show everyone what not to do?
(lol they're like three weeks old but already ancient I love it)
Someone please roast Super, they're a tiny nerd who thinks they're cool
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@Quinineer Jinahi I was taught to respect my elders so instead of a proper roast I've got some questions for you. Are you actually as old as the arcanist or do you just look like it? Pearl/Maize/Pearl had colours not evolved yet when you hatched? Can your apprentice tell the difference between the crumbling leather of your books and your wings? Did you watch the birth or just the extinction of the carnivore you got that tusk from? Did wisdom come with all that age or should I ask someone who can talk with hurting every joint in their body? And getting struck by an Onyx Cobra? Man that's a rookie move for someone who's spent their long life running through jungles, were you trying to show everyone what not to do?
(lol they're like three weeks old but already ancient I love it)
Someone please roast Super, they're a tiny nerd who thinks they're cool
@Qsq ((based off the comment)) Super, you're kinda okay for someone who really needs a bath.
Roast Vostok, Ive been too nice to him.
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