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TOPIC | Puns
How many Altos does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, none can reach high enough!
*laughs*
*cries because she is a Tenor and she can't even reach Alto pitch*
*laughs*
*cries because she is a Tenor and she can't even reach Alto pitch*
How many Altos does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, none can reach high enough!
*laughs*
*cries because she is a Tenor and she can't even reach Alto pitch*
*laughs*
*cries because she is a Tenor and she can't even reach Alto pitch*
@Articuno2011 tenors for the win :>
my best moment in all of my punning life was the time i got a crapton of mosquito bites from checking out this house near a swamp with the realtor.
his name is terry, and he had insisted that we go and look at that house, which i thought was horrid.
my sister kept shouting that it was terrible, so i looked at her and went 'did you mean... terry-ble?'
my dad laughed. it was glorious.
my best moment in all of my punning life was the time i got a crapton of mosquito bites from checking out this house near a swamp with the realtor.
his name is terry, and he had insisted that we go and look at that house, which i thought was horrid.
my sister kept shouting that it was terrible, so i looked at her and went 'did you mean... terry-ble?'
my dad laughed. it was glorious.
@Articuno2011 tenors for the win :>
my best moment in all of my punning life was the time i got a crapton of mosquito bites from checking out this house near a swamp with the realtor.
his name is terry, and he had insisted that we go and look at that house, which i thought was horrid.
my sister kept shouting that it was terrible, so i looked at her and went 'did you mean... terry-ble?'
my dad laughed. it was glorious.
my best moment in all of my punning life was the time i got a crapton of mosquito bites from checking out this house near a swamp with the realtor.
his name is terry, and he had insisted that we go and look at that house, which i thought was horrid.
my sister kept shouting that it was terrible, so i looked at her and went 'did you mean... terry-ble?'
my dad laughed. it was glorious.
my friend came up with a good one the other day,
whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
Attire
Attire
my friend came up with a good one the other day,
whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
Attire
Attire
I have another one but this one is pretty bad.
Jesus gradually talks louder? Jesus crescendo!
I'll just walk myself and my music related puns outta here now
Jesus gradually talks louder? Jesus crescendo!
I have another one but this one is pretty bad.
Jesus gradually talks louder? Jesus crescendo!
I'll just walk myself and my music related puns outta here now
Jesus gradually talks louder? Jesus crescendo!
This thread is purrfect.
Mew guys are amazing and hilarious
Mew guys are amazing and hilarious
This thread is purrfect.
Mew guys are amazing and hilarious
Mew guys are amazing and hilarious
this is purrobably one of the best fureads i've come across in a long time; i'm pawsitive.
purrsonaly i believe this is better than any old litterature that're reclawmmended.
purrsonaly i believe this is better than any old litterature that're reclawmmended.
this is purrobably one of the best fureads i've come across in a long time; i'm pawsitive.
purrsonaly i believe this is better than any old litterature that're reclawmmended.
purrsonaly i believe this is better than any old litterature that're reclawmmended.
