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TOPIC | Weekly jokes - have a laugh!
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[center][font=dyslexie][size=5]Why did the burglar take a bath?
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He wanted to make a clean getaway! [emoji=pink star][/font][/size]
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Why did the burglar take a bath?
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He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I just submitted a very bad one xD
And I'd definitely love to be added to the playlist <3 this is just my type of humor :p
Edit:
I also have a very [s]bad[/s] good joke for any Danes reading (and possibly any Norwegians or Swedes - if the words are the same)
Hvad hedder det når man laver en skulptur a' gødning?
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Kunstgødning! [emoji=new friend][emoji=ridgeback laughing]
(lol apparently a-f gets censored xD)
I just submitted a very bad one xD
And I'd definitely love to be added to the playlist <3 this is just my type of humor :p
Edit:
I also have a verybad good joke for any Danes reading (and possibly any Norwegians or Swedes - if the words are the same)
Hvad hedder det når man laver en skulptur a' gødning?
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Kunstgødning!
(lol apparently a-f gets censored xD)
And I'd definitely love to be added to the playlist <3 this is just my type of humor :p
Edit:
I also have a very
Hvad hedder det når man laver en skulptur a' gødning?
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Kunstgødning!
(lol apparently a-f gets censored xD)
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[center][font=dyslexie][size=5]Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
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Because he was outstanding in his field! [emoji=raven][/font][/size]
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Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
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Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Because he was outstanding in his field!
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[center][font=dyslexie][size=5]Why did the honest baker go out of business?
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They refused to sugarcoat anything! [emoji=bramble][/font][/size]
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Why did the honest baker go out of business?
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They refused to sugarcoat anything!
Pinglist: @Lupik @Dew @TheAwesoMew @Bronzewing @eefles @VictoriousLight @MightyTharos @EchoDino @Melova @wetdog15 @Cattywompers @FreeToFly @Lexiffer @VeiledOverdose @starrylizards @qwigoqwaga @swaggiep34 @cordifolium
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They refused to sugarcoat anything!
Pinglist: @Lupik @Dew @TheAwesoMew @Bronzewing @eefles @VictoriousLight @MightyTharos @EchoDino @Melova @wetdog15 @Cattywompers @FreeToFly @Lexiffer @VeiledOverdose @starrylizards @qwigoqwaga @swaggiep34 @cordifolium
[quote name="EchoDino" date="2019-03-17 02:34:41" ]
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*[emoji=tundra laughing]
EchoDino wrote on 2019-03-17 02:34:41:
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[center][font=dyslexie][size=5]Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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They weren't peeling very well! [emoji=mirror scared][/font][/size]
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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They weren't peeling very well!
Pinglist: @Lupik @Dew @TheAwesoMew @Bronzewing @eefles @VictoriousLight @MightyTharos @EchoDino @Melova @wetdog15 @Cattywompers @FreeToFly @Lexiffer @VeiledOverdose @starrylizards @qwigoqwaga @swaggiep34 @cordifolium
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They weren't peeling very well!
Pinglist: @Lupik @Dew @TheAwesoMew @Bronzewing @eefles @VictoriousLight @MightyTharos @EchoDino @Melova @wetdog15 @Cattywompers @FreeToFly @Lexiffer @VeiledOverdose @starrylizards @qwigoqwaga @swaggiep34 @cordifolium