Welcome to the Robot Club! It is time to appreciate robots. What is your favorite robot? Why? Does this robot exhibit robotic things? What makes this robot special to you? Does said unit have a soul? There are literally no requirements for joining this club, other than the fact that you must love robots. I'm serious, that's it. You're automatically in the club if you make even a single mere post.
Before we discuss, I shall appreciate my own favorite robot, Bastion, from Overwatch.
If you know anything about my progenitor dragon or previous Portal obsession, then you'd automatically assume my favorite robot would be Wheatley, right? WRONG! Wheatley is horrified by birds! He's even murdered them!
Birds are my favorite kind of animal. And guess what Bastion has? A PET BIRD. (or perhaps it is the other way around...?)
Birds birds birds birds birds birds I love birds.
I also love robots.
And what else makes Bastion the best?
HE TURNS INTO A GIANT GUN.
That's right!Everyone's my favorite nature-loving adorable robot is basically a sentient weapon of mass destruction. Absolutely adorable! awwww
GLaDOS is a close contender but you know shealso hates birds (edit: nvm I just remembered mister chubby beak). But Bastion actually has arms and legs, and that is a pretty important factor. And he also has a pet bird. Don't forget that.
Despite the fact that he's basically won every Play of the Game ever and had temporarily removed fun from the universe for a few weeks and may or may not have killed the last Ivory Billed Woodpecker in existence, Bastion is still awesome. (his bird-murder doesn't count! it was an accident! Wheatley did it in COLD BLOOD! BASTION DID NOTHING WRONG!)
Ahem.
Now, it is time! Begin appreciating your favorite robots!
Before we discuss, I shall appreciate my own favorite robot, Bastion, from Overwatch.
If you know anything about my progenitor dragon or previous Portal obsession, then you'd automatically assume my favorite robot would be Wheatley, right? WRONG! Wheatley is horrified by birds! He's even murdered them!
Birds are my favorite kind of animal. And guess what Bastion has? A PET BIRD. (or perhaps it is the other way around...?)
Birds birds birds birds birds birds I love birds.
I also love robots.
And what else makes Bastion the best?
HE TURNS INTO A GIANT GUN.
That's right!
GLaDOS is a close contender but you know she
Despite the fact that he's basically won every Play of the Game ever and had temporarily removed fun from the universe for a few weeks and may or may not have killed the last Ivory Billed Woodpecker in existence, Bastion is still awesome. (his bird-murder doesn't count! it was an accident! Wheatley did it in COLD BLOOD! BASTION DID NOTHING WRONG!)
Ahem.
Now, it is time! Begin appreciating your favorite robots!