19. Follow the asset protection guy while he follows shoplifters and loudly ask him if he's caught anyone stealing yet.
TOPIC | 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
19. Follow the asset protection guy while he follows shoplifters and loudly ask him if he's caught anyone stealing yet.
20. Set up a fighting ring - not in the back, but in plain sight. Right in the middle of the aisles.
20. Set up a fighting ring - not in the back, but in plain sight. Right in the middle of the aisles.
22. Go in the summer time and let up a tiny plant shop at the front and sell normal plants but coat them in random scents you found in the store and call them "Walarts".
23. Scream at the top of your lungs about how X ruined your favourite show, and throw figurines of said show's characters at the walls hard enough to break them.
23. Scream at the top of your lungs about how X ruined your favourite show, and throw figurines of said show's characters at the walls hard enough to break them.
24: Tie a shopping cart to a horse and have it take you around the store. Bonus points if you let the horse wreck havoc on the produce section.
24: Tie a shopping cart to a horse and have it take you around the store. Bonus points if you let the horse wreck havoc on the produce section.
25: Bring about fifty Kirbies into the store and have them inhale a lot of stuff. Bonus points if they inhale people.
26: Destroy all the computers while insulting Star Dream. All of the computers. And the 3DSes too, if you want. Just destroy them.
27: Walk in normally while wearing an inlatable dinosaur or flamingo costume. Proceed to run around making screeching noises. Throw croutons at people.
26: Destroy all the computers while insulting Star Dream. All of the computers. And the 3DSes too, if you want. Just destroy them.
27: Walk in normally while wearing an inlatable dinosaur or flamingo costume. Proceed to run around making screeching noises. Throw croutons at people.
25: Bring about fifty Kirbies into the store and have them inhale a lot of stuff. Bonus points if they inhale people.
26: Destroy all the computers while insulting Star Dream. All of the computers. And the 3DSes too, if you want. Just destroy them.
27: Walk in normally while wearing an inlatable dinosaur or flamingo costume. Proceed to run around making screeching noises. Throw croutons at people.
26: Destroy all the computers while insulting Star Dream. All of the computers. And the 3DSes too, if you want. Just destroy them.
27: Walk in normally while wearing an inlatable dinosaur or flamingo costume. Proceed to run around making screeching noises. Throw croutons at people.
My Pokefarm
Please, screech at me about Kirby characters or Kirby games. I love them and need to yell everything I know before I go insane. |
28: Dress up as Pepsiman and destroy all the Coca-Cola. The next day do the same but with the Coca-Cola Polar Bear and Pepsi. Repeat until arrested.
30:
Blast kirby theme earrape in the speakers
Blast kirby theme earrape in the speakers
30:
Blast kirby theme earrape in the speakers
Blast kirby theme earrape in the speakers
My Pokefarm
Please, screech at me about Kirby characters or Kirby games. I love them and need to yell everything I know before I go insane. |