IF: falls down the stairs
NI: keep running
IF: falls down the stairs
NI: keep running
IF: You run face-first into the side door of an empty police cruiser.
NI: Attempt to steal police cruiser!
IF: You run face-first into the side door of an empty police cruiser.
NI: Attempt to steal police cruiser!
IF: your hand gets stuck on the handle because there was superglue all over it
NI: free your hand
IF: your hand gets stuck on the handle because there was superglue all over it
NI: free your hand
wishlist
screams in cursive
IF: you got stuck with your other hand instead
NI: the guards are coming! Beg them to help you
IF: you got stuck with your other hand instead
NI: the guards are coming! Beg them to help you
IF: The guards speak Spanish and you apparently don't
NI: Try to beg for help and not upset them
IF: The guards speak Spanish and you apparently don't
NI: Try to beg for help and not upset them
IF: The guards are deaf and can't hear you
NI: Find a way to get the guards' attentions
IF: The guards are deaf and can't hear you
NI: Find a way to get the guards' attentions
Instructions failed; tried to bonk yourself on the head to get their attention, forgot your hands were superglued to the handle
New instructions; break the handle
Instructions failed; tried to bonk yourself on the head to get their attention, forgot your hands were superglued to the handle
New instructions; break the handle
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IF: the handles are your hands now
NI: use a paper airplane to get attention of guards
IF: the handles are your hands now
NI: use a paper airplane to get attention of guards
…
…to all the dear old vessels, may they sail! and the sailors rolling in the seas deep blue snow…
IF: making a paper airplane w/ handles for hands is not easy
NI: throw something at the guards
IF: making a paper airplane w/ handles for hands is not easy
NI: throw something at the guards
(Eventually A Nice Banner Will Be Here)
IF: threw a rock and one of the guards died
NI: run away from the other guard
IF: threw a rock and one of the guards died
NI: run away from the other guard