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LadyPlague
(Player1) was playing solitaire on (his/her1) computer.
(Player1) was playing chess on (his/her1) computer.
(Player1) was playing mahjong on (his/her1) computer.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) played multiplayer hearts.
(Player1) copied (Player2)'s work. The boss didn't seem to notice.
(Player1) got a raise.
(Player1) got promoted.
(Player1) and (Player2) fenced using rulers.
(Player1) claims that the fan was at (him/her2) again.
(Player1) did shenanigans with the photocopying machine. The office was filled with pictures of butt.
(Player1) secretly opened Facebook.
(Player1) tweeted how there's no WIFI in the office.
(Player1) smuggled a loaf of bread into the office.
Somebody trapped (Player1) in the janitor's closet.
Somebody duct taped (Player1) onto the ceiling of the maintenance room.
(Player1) was missing. Thankfully, (he/she1) had (his/her1) location on (his/her1) phone.
(Player1) played StarCraft 2 on the receptionist's computer.
(Player1) wondered when will they upgrade from CRT monitors.
(Player1) was tasked with changing the office's curtains. They were aggravating blue.
(Player1) was tasked with changing the office's curtains. They were painfully pink.
(Player1) was tasked with changing the office's curtains. They were nauseously green.
(Player1) was tasked with changing the office's curtains. They were hideously red.
(Player1) stubbed a toe.
(Player1) accidentally unplugged (his/her1) headphones and the music blasted throughout the office.
(Player1) had to work overtime.
(Player1) forgot (his/her1) car keys, so (he/she1) had to stay in the office.
(Player1) forgot to bring (his/her1) ID for the scanner to log into the office.
(Player1) had to hide in the rest rooms to keep (his/her1) officemates from thieving (his/her2) lunch.
(Player1) hid in the bathrooms to play a mobile game.
(Player1) skipped breakfast because it was almost time for work.
(Player1) hid explosives in (Player2)'s paperwork. Boom goes (Player2).
(Player1) hid explosives in (Player2)'s paperwork. The boss was less than entertained.
(Player1) shot (Player2) with a staple gun.
(Player1) mauled (Player2) with a stapler.
(Player1) bricked (Player2) with a hole puncher.
(Player1) targeted (Player2) with a triangle.
(Player1) assaulted (Player2) with a calculator.
(Player1) copied (Player2)'s work. The boss found them identical to the last molecule.
(Player1) poisoned (Player2)'s coffee, forcing (him/her2) to go on sick leave.
(Player1) thought (he/she1) poisoned (Player2)'s coffee, but (he/she2) was actually delivering the boss' coffee. The boss was less than entertained.
(Player1) leaked company secrets. That was the last time (he/she1) was heard of.
(Player1) was missing. Unfortunately, (he/she1) left (his/her1) phone, and (he/she1) couldn't be tracked down.
A vent smelled bloody. It was investigated, and (Player1)'s dead body was found.
(Player1) messed up a number and created multiple financial miscalculations. The boss was less than entertained.
(Player1) messed with (Player2)'s numbers and got (him/her2) fired.
(Player1) stole (Player2)'s paperwork.
