Dragon Share

Whole lair eh? *deep inhale*

• too serious
• M’lady
• Trying Really Hard™
• omg I love plants
• roasted a dragon once and was never the same
• glitch+edge=???
• *heavy metal riff playing in bg*
• girl did you rise from the ashes of a failed energy reactor? Cuz something ‘bout you is magical
• My name’s Fester, it means “to rot”
• wins trivia night every time
• he’s no fun
• Why are you following me
• probably believes in zodiacs
• hates zodiacs with a burning passion
• steampunk
• “no offense but”
• like a puppy, but scarier
• always studying
• What Is She Up To
• got roasted once and was never the same
• Fierce and probs feminist
• Could kill a man. Might have already.
• It’s a SATCHEL. Not a purse
• Ever wonder where potholes come from? He’s why
• I just wanna hug her
• Yeehaw
• Loreless scrub
• Whaddya mean he doesn’t have a tert
• pink
• make her mad and she’ll sing musicals at you. “don’t you mean showtunes?” No. Entire musicals.
• he protecc, he attacc, but most importantly he look hot in blacc
• blue dabbadee dabbadye
• Rawr XD
• Space
• “don’t sell yer bike shop”
• only worries about looks and popularity but somehow still gets all A’s
• Anniversary Apparel Dump Dragon (everyone has one)
• my eyes (they hurt)
• spook
• Friendly Neighborhood Undertaker (hooray)
• mom
• ••• ——— •••
• kids these days with their pacifism and lack of bloodthirst
• [error, LoreIdeasMissing]
• *cries over unrealistic goals* <— that’s me, not the dragon
• space. Space. Wanna go to space. Hey, hey, guess what... space.
• baCK IN MAH DAY
• don’t touch her rocks
• very very pink. Pinkier than the other pink
• he looks like another dragon and that’s all his character is defined by
• he’s a beatnik *snapsnapsnapsnapsnap*
• daaancin yeah
• impulse buy, help what do
• “WHY would you get two IMPS for a SPIRAL breeding project?”
•^because I’m an idiot and also very patient that’s why
• I’m never gonna finish my gene projects am I
• wanted to be a wind rep. Wasn’t... windy enough
• “I spoil you way too much” *gives single gem apparel, dumps holiday apparel in rest of slots*
• sO RaNDoM XD ROFL
• Happy Birthday to me. God bless RNG. I won’t get her gened... ‘til I’m 103.

*cracks knuckles*

PAGE 1

1. Crazy preacher lady
2. DESTROY US ALL
3. Less crazy preacher lady
4. Why you no like my food?
5. Head among the stars
6. I like bombs!
7. Digdigdigdigdig
8. I can see you...kehehe
9. Don't touch my cabbages!
10. I may not talk much but I can kill you.
11. Lalala everything is wonderful here~
12. I hate what my clan has become
13. Obey the rules you naughty miscreants!
14. Bonessss...
15. Hello yes mind if I drink your blood?
16. (I honestly don't know what to do with this one yet)
17. Embrace the light of the moon too!
18. Overly in love with crazy preacher lady
19. This cauldron sludge is probably edible...
20. A literal frozen corpse

PAGE 2

1. Don't disrespect me, I am a fire god! //actually delusional
2. hmmmm HMMMM
3. You think you had it rough? I escaped prison!
4. SCIENCE!!!
5. I don't think I'm in the Tangled Woods anymore...
6. I'm only here for the sake of my Charge
7. Want some...lemonade? Just open wide I'll spit some up.
8. I like plants! But I also suck at gardening oops.
9. This was not foretold...
10. Well according to my calculations...
11. Here's the book you want now get out.
12. Very Gay.
13. ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!
14. I hate everyone and I'm going to go study rocks instead.
15. BANANA. BANANA. TERRACOTTA PIE.
16. Out of Flight ambassador despite still being a Light dragon
17. He's...absolutely SHOCKING!...I'll see myself out.
18. ...is he even a dragon?
19. Okay, you're definitely not a dragon.
20. What happened to you...? Weird double bodied freak.

PAGE 3

1. I was once a famous explorer. Then I took an arcana blast to my pearl.
2. OMG HELP ME THERE ARE DYING PEOPLE!!!
3. Shut up and get me a scalpel while I heal him!
4. Mum, dad, can you stop fighting?
5. Herbs can cure anything!
6. April Fool's! I didn't remove your kidney, I took your heart!
7. I like...bones. I can...heal bones.
8. Ooh that's shiny I want it.
9. Yes I'll be borrowing this piece of flesh for...medical purposes.
10. ThE SHadE iS thE oNe tRUe gOd
11. Socially awkward golem
12. I will make your blood do things and then kill you.
13. Yeah yeah I'll take the carg-oooo is that a butterfly?
14. I'm good at hunting animals and stuff I guess.
15. "......"
16. The crows call to me...they don't like you.
17. Need medical supplies? Will do!
18. A literal Emperor that's locked in the clan basement.
19. I like the smell of money in the morning...
20. Loud crying noises.

PAGE 4

1. Silent but violent.
2. Loud and also violent.
3. Thinks he's far better than he actually is.
4. He ROCKS!...I'll go again.
5. Swift and deadly is a good combo...I think.
6. You damn kids get off my lawn!
7. Do I HAVE to go fighting?
8. I don't know why I signed up for this.
9. O-oh my...d-d-don't hurt yourselves!
10. The blood on his cleaver is not just for show.
11. I wish I could fight along side you, my love...
12. Damn it, why do we have an Emperor in the basement?
13. Hello childrens yes I am nanny
14. Hot-headed fire mage
15. Calm wolf boy
16. Male electric noodle
17. Female electric noodle
18. Neurotic bird-loving courier
19. The harshest warrior in the clan
20. FRIENDS!!!

PAGE 5

1. Grumpy smol Ridgie
2. A dead baby
3. Some sort of physical emotion I dunno
4. S C R E A M
5. Another dead baby
6. When do I get to grow up?...never? Okay...
7. ...this is literally just a model in the shape of the dragon what?
8. Yet another dead baby. Though also not dead.
9. You're wrong because I said so.
10. Literally just a vector for disease.
11. Not a child, but as friendly (and small) as one
12. GIMME
13. Well, you really shouldn't have messed with that witch.
14. Why do you exist?
15. Ex clan leader who hates everyone
16. Probably hasn't killed people...
17. Stranger who hates everyone
18. Cheeky prankster who's always high on Shrooms.
19. It's a bird?
20. It's a...wolf?

...this took longer than it needed to.

Page One

-Dragon fish
-Edgy looking but friendly
-Nerd
-Engineering nerd
-She's beauty, she's grace, she'll kick you in the face
-Dark noble boy
-YODEL AY HEE HOO
-Father nature
-Why are you still in my lair
-Please put down those fireworks, it's not celebration time
-Fiery noble boy
-Mysterious, but please speak, you're scaring us
-Destruction AAAA
-Leader of noble boys
-I like reading to children
-Overly energetic noble girl
-I'M SORRY, WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF SCIENCE!
-Hi my name is Niko and I have an obsession with fruits
-Too busy stargazing or napping, come back later
-Would give you 10 dollars without expecting you to pay him back

Page Two
-Will most likely sneeze in your general direction
Wind boy goes on an adventure
-Used to be greedy, but is now a kind soul. Good ol' papa
-Engineering kid ends up going on an adventure too
-Shape-shifting wolf dragon
-Nerd
-Shady, prankster nerd
-Angry and will most likely light something on fire
-Too pure for this world
-Engineering dad
-Well excuuuse me, princess
-Awkward, kind merchant who has a thing for rabbits apparently
-White gloved hand why are you like this
-Frosty and merciless
-Welcome to my lair, look at all these hunting trophies I have. And if you're not careful, you're gonna be next.
-We love you, mom
-Precious, pure angel boy
-Precious, not-so-pure angel boy
-Havoc-creating spirit
-Let them eat cake

Page Three
-Loves sweets and making friends
-Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land
-Below zero
-Is this your card?
-If dancer was an RPG class, he would be it
-Frozen desserts are just as good, leave him alone
-Bulli
-Mysterious, noble boy
-I don't know what you are yet
-I like drawing and writing
-Unidentified shape-shifting dragon
-Dancing boy
-Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
-Look, it me
-I like seashells
-Sunny, noble girl
-I'm cold
-Beep beep, yeet
-It was all a trick
-I'm bad at finding deities, so here I am

Page Four
-Thorn queen
-Me madre
-Looks like he wants to eat someone, but has a kind heart
-Ocean man times two
-Mother nature
-You're adopted
-You too
-And you
-Deep abyss boy
-Wild child
-ARG
-Gay forest boy
-Burnt phoenix child
-Egyptian
-What's with this sassy, lost child?
-Muffled Darude Sandstorm
-Galaxy boy
-AAAAAAAAA

im gonna exclude the dragons I don't have proper lore for

page 1

• "Ow oof i am so old" "you're only 20" "shut up"
• your mom (she always yells)
• Millenial Mid-Life-Crisis
• Self-Sustaining Anger Engine (very small)
• A goofy OC but everyone thinks my avatar is cool as hell
• Edge Lesbean 1
• Edge Lesbean 2
• Edge child (remixed)
• Haha Naomi
• What Do You Mean I Bring The Apocalypse
• How Dare You Insult My Wife, I will Fight You
• Depression
• No. It Is The Children Who Are Wrong.
• I'm Not Like The Other Spirals + Anxiety
• Oh You Feel Dead Inside? I Can Fix That.
• Deities Hate Her!
• Apocalypse V1 (Moon)
• Apocalypse V2
• Apocalypse V3 (Sun)

page 2

• Edgy Murder Femme Fatale
• Sad Boy With A Guitar
• Femme Fatale Prep Edition
• Chatty Boy
• Small And Full Of Rage
• Big And Full Of Rage
• Hangry
• Hot Topic
• Elder God With Existential Crisis
• Artificial God Foaming At The Mouth With Rage
• Hot Topic (Chill Edition)
• Backstabber With Nothing To Backstab
• Coatl Oil Seller
• Soft And Warm Like Mashpotatoe
• Aesthetically Pleasing Functionally Useless
• Eyesearer
• Hot Topic Witch
• Firefly
• I don't Know What To Do With You
• Space Pirate

page 3

• Candy Boy Lovely Boy
• Actual Pirate
• I Must Learn The Ways Of Plague
• Heck yeah Science!

page 4

• Magical Auroroa Borealis
• I'm Just Here To Visit
• Pastel Goth
• Pastel Goth 2: Electric Bogaloo
• Fashion Mafia
• Actual Mafia
• Oh worm?
• Robo Queen
• (Comfortable Hole Bye)

ohboy
here we go
FIRST 4 PAGES IN ORDER

Page 1:
-It's not a dream if u don't know it's a dream
-I dun goofed, let's get wasted
-spoopy scary magic
-spoopy scary (but very attractive) magic
-insert dog pun here
-"I am like- a big deal'
- silent prankster tricks everyone for no reason
- spoopy scary (but very violent) magic
- THE FROGS HAVE RECLAIMED THIS LAND, IT IS NOW THE LAND OF FROG
- sENPAI NOTICE ME PLZ
- Some dergs just want to watch the world burn
- Santa's (or Satan's) little helper
- The attractive sister
- I TOLD YOU GUYS THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!
- Why can't my ex just STAY dead?!
- *sword noises*
- I dun goofed
- *more sword noises*
- EveRYthING'S fIIIIne
- I scare dergs so they get scared hadn help me with a scary ritual.

Page 2:
- Do your job or drop dead plz :3
- I'm feeling stabby today... or smashy.... nah just stabby
- She sees you when you're sleeping, she knOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE!
- U can totally trust me
- Spoopy scary (but also chill) magic
- zzzzzzzz
- I excist to move the plot forward. That is my sole purpose here....
- *pessimistic and agressive hissing*
- MASTER PLZ NOTICE ME
- I love my family and murder
- We are-
- -not twins
- OMG MY HUSBAND IS ADORABLE
- OMG MY WIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
- The world is supposed to be mine by now
- *gross sobbing*
- My mate dun goofed adn I'm dead now...
- MORE DRAMA AND SALT PLEASE!
- I hate my brother, but I love him. But I also want to kill him
- *doll noises*

Page 3:
- U can TOTALLY trust me
- HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY 8D
- The rebellious sister
- What even am I tbh?
- ......*writes poetry*
- demon tree
- vampire tree
- LET'S DO STUPID THINGS WITH MY MONEY (and donate to charity because honestly others could use it too)
- *hisses in dutch*
- Idiots.... they're all idiots
- OOoooo... what is this 'ill will' you speak off?
- kouhai is mine- MINE
- I regret everything
-WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MUSIC WITH THAT?!
- I'm surrounded by idiots
- *sings 24/7*
- Senpai is cool OwO
- *candle sounds*
- I act like an idiot but I know ur secrets eheheh ewe
- The responsible brother

Page 4:
- u don goofed
- ....what even
- Either santa or Satan...not sure
- *optimistic and docile chirping*
- Santa's tragic backstory
- Hello? Social services? I'd like to report a mother who's not doing a good job of being a mother.
- We all know we're doomed, let's just accept that
- *breakdancing sounds*
- Why are most magical boys idiots?
- Hello? Social services? It's me again. Say, do you have exorcists available?
- Spoopy scary (but also dragon-like) magic
- My dad will murder you, or I'll do it
- *haunted doll noises*
- KOUHAI PLZ NOTICE ME
- I'M AN ENTERTAINER NOT A FIGHTER DARNIT!
- *discount cowboy noises*
- Can't ruin someone else's life when I ruin my own first~
- Brother ur so gay
- Wait.... I have character development?
- protect her. Don't question it. Just protect her.[/columns]

[looks at lair pages]...no. I'll try the first page though. |'D

-a beautiful day for war crimes
-a really cool bug
-I have 99 problems and anxiety is all of them
-passive aggressive wood carvings
-devastating sideburns
-I'm Small and I Know Things
-championship tantrum-thrower
-mama's boy
-sword fricker
-It's A Skin Condition™
-I'm Big And I Don't Know Anything
-¯\_(?)_/¯
-a beautiful day for war crimes pt 2
-This Could Be Improved With Capitalism
-the catcher in the rye
-big brother is watching you
-cloudy with a chance of **** off
-eternal middleschool
-can you guys please stop with all the war crimes
-your horoscope informs me that you're a jerk

- disgruntled lesbian likes rats too much
- 'if you threaten to murder someone ONE MORE TIME'
- 'I challenge you' 'to what' 'LIFE'
- Failing at everything you do is gay culture
- *screaming at everyone 24/7*
- I love trying to poison all my friends
- guys i really love you but can you not
- hehehehehehe my claws are gold
- 'I know I betrayed you but I swear I'm nice now'
- Hey lets blow everything up for no reason
- *finger guns*
- look at me being majestic
- *sulks in emo corner*
- 'GET OUT OF YOUR EMO CORNER'
- Imaginary friends are great fight me
- haha no one can see me.... great
- I could actually give you what you payed for but why do that when you can not
- Accidentally opening portals to other dimensions is a great pastime
- SPARKLY
- owwww my back
- I have no idea what I'm doing but I love it
- *flirts with everyone* *has a boyfriend*
- I love r o c k s
- What are limbs and how do I use them
- I have the power of god and anime on my side
- hey guys have you maybe considered..... murder

- look at me, I'm the captain now
- Jesus I love shiny things
- Give me all your money rn
- beach girl
- spicy dude
- my armor makes me look cool
- Super edgy girl (She's XXX obsidian XD)
- low-key looks like a bouncer
- looks like literal lava but is a light element
- Pink and fluffy
- also pink and fluffy
- pink but not so fluffy
- pearly pearl catcher
- fite me, I look cool
- I got basic genes but I'm still pretty awesome

(I'm to lazy to do the rest)

• Spoopy ghost
• Nun, cleric in training
• Stoic, green and now bitey leader
• Swamp brawler, trains fertilizer
• "Good" doctor with a skeleton or two in his closet literally
• Hippie grows plants while surrounded by dumb fights and witch's. Who cares look at this sweet cabbage
• Potion maker who hurls his goods to grind for shrooms/shells/leaves
• Guy who gets potions thrown at him to "heal" him while he fights for shrooms/shells/leaves
• Branch on fire started cooking one day and it's good?
• Wife/previously mentioned skeleton in or out of the closet.
• He just likes writing contracts and writing what everyone says
• Sterm fisherman with no time for bs, has a tight schedule.
• Overly stealthy messenger and gopher
• Crocodile Hunter mixed with maybe raised by Gators oops
• Flashy poison maker with sharp tongue
• The murk triplets trying to tell everyone's fortunes and look "spooky" but they end up looking like those tv psychics.
• just two jesters with weird curses
  And that's just my first page, but my lore gets less fleshed out the deeper in the lair you go. I might do another/continue this one for my second page. It's all in order if any interest you to peek at