Joker
(#9363152)
IT'S JOKING TIME.
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Energy: 50
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50
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Personal Style
Apparel
Skin
Scene
Measurements
Length
4.72 m
Wingspan
6.16 m
Weight
650.99 kg
Genetics
Charcoal
Iridescent
Iridescent
Midnight
Shimmer
Shimmer
Ice
Circuit
Circuit
Hatchday
Breed
Eye Type
Level 1 Mirror
EXP: 0 / 245
STR
4
AGI
5
DEF
4
QCK
9
INT
9
VIT
4
MND
9
Biography
Favorite part of Mass Effect was when Joker said "It's jokin' time" and joked all over those guys.
"Sometimes I get the urge to turn off the internal compensators and pull a Crazy Ivan, you know?"
"Man, what I wouldn't give to go planetside. Wading through muck, getting shot in the face. Man, that is the life."
"Oh, another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates or something?"
"Ah, the great endless expanse of space. Creeps the hell out of me."
"Yeah, this is 98 percent of my job. I just watch buttons flash. Sometimes I press one."
"Was that button...? Nah."
"How's Grunt? Our little tank baby's all grown up, huh? Well, he learned from the best, Commander. Every time he incinerates someone with a shotgun and does that little laugh, he'll think of you."
“You want luck on your side? Never wash your hat. Dad told me that. I think."
"You look out there and it's just like... There's all this... it's like... you know?"
"Why is it always claw and guns? Why can't we **** off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey, bunnies."
"Know what I hate about deep space? Crap radio stations from two centuries back. Gosh, we were idiots."
"So, Commander, even your asari are trained killers? You get everyone at the same store or something?"
"You stole the Normandy, got blown up by the Collectors and took us on a suicide mission to the galactic core...and I haven't mutinied once! Not once!"
“We’re all fricking insane.”
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