MONSTERenergy

Literally just monster. That's it, that's the whole dragon.
I rate it 5/10, not horrible just not great. Points deducted for making me google the flavor


Other monster flavor plans (subject to change and the fact that im so incredibly broke):
Nitro Cosmic Peach

I like it! 10/15. Bit sour but it works. Still decent at room temp.
Monarch (unsure of eyetype, maybe MG, dark sclera or other??)

A definite yes! Like 14/17 stars! Can doesn't lie, tastes like butterflies. Points deducted for being slightly weird. Still drinkable without being carbonated.
Pipeline Punch:

Don't remember much honestly, ??/14 stars.
Mango Loco:

My go to! Cheap, good, sweet, what's not to like? I give it loco/mango stars
Reserve White Pineapple:

Or

mmmm painapple/pineapel
(Idk why but can gives battery vibes, and augment my beloved <3)
I should do RedBull too... hmmm...

Or

Regular redbull 6.3/9.5 stars, points deducted for small can and ridiculous price. Tastes like liquefied nondescript candy. Points for my mother's reaction to tasting it. Points deducted for making me google the flavour.

No scries yet :[

Ultra White: ??/??? Stars. suspicious. Reminds me of mri contrast fluid. Looks like it would glow under a blacklight. Points deducted for sweetener

Nitro: why do I vibe with this/10. Radioactive waste. Tastes like green. Glows on its own, no blacklight required! Points deducted for horrible taste at room temperature with no bubbles. *(points both deducted and added for making me feel absolutely horrid)

Bad apple: probably wouldn't know it was apple if it wasn't right there in the name tbh. Solid drinkable/10. Like my mother said, "it's a nice can though!", I concur as it is indeed a nice can.