Literally just monster. That's it, that's the whole dragon.
I rate it 5/10, not horrible just not great. Points deducted for making me google the flavor


Other monster flavor plans (subject to change and the fact that im so incredibly broke):
Nitro Cosmic Peach

I like it! 10/15. Bit sour but it works. Still decent at room temp.
Monarch (unsure of eyetype, maybe MG, dark sclera or other??)

A definite yes! Like 14/17 stars! Can doesn't lie, tastes like butterflies. Points deducted for being slightly weird. Still drinkable without being carbonated.
Pipeline Punch:

It's... spicy??? idk it's not too bad. It has a weird after flavor and is just a bit off in general. And yet I keep buying it. Flavor is nondescript. 5/10-14 Stars
Mango Loco:

My go to! Cheap, good, sweet, what's not to like? I give it loco/mango stars
[ CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION ]
Reserve White Pineapple:

Or

mmmm painapple/pineapel
(Idk why but can gives battery vibes, and augment my beloved <3)
I should do RedBull too... hmmm...

Or

Regular redbull 6.3/9.5 stars, points deducted for small can and ridiculous price. Tastes like liquefied nondescript candy. Points for my mother's reaction to tasting it. Points deducted for making me google the flavour.


Ultra White: ??/??? Stars. suspicious. Reminds me of mri contrast fluid. Looks like it would glow under a blacklight. Points deducted for sweetener

No scries yet :[

Nitro: why do I vibe with this/10. Radioactive waste. Tastes like green. Glows on its own, no blacklight required! Points deducted for horrible taste at room temperature with no bubbles. *(points both deducted and added for making me feel absolutely horrid)

Bad apple: probably wouldn't know it was apple if it wasn't right there in the name tbh. Solid drinkable/10. Like my mother said, "it's a nice can though!", I concur as it is indeed a nice can. Päpple.
This isn't going to make much sense (much like what I say about ultra white), but there's an ice cream/popsicle from my childhood that was cylindrical in shape and split in half between two flavors, one of which was half cola half green (What I can only assume is supposed to be either apple or pear flavor, but it just tastes green imo). This tastes remarkably similar, just carbonated.

Honorble mentions who might never get scries:
Khaotic: mistook this for Monarch and regretted it so fast. It's not the worst on the list but even after diluting it with Fanta it was barely drinkable. 2/10 stars, tastes a bit like perfume. Just a bit off in general.
Redbull coconut: -9/no stars. Are you unwell? Did you possibly escape the nearest asylum?
Redbull cactus: 7/10. Why is it red? Why doesn't it taste like it did in Cyprus? Slightly traumatized but that wasn't really the drinks fault.
Redbull watermelon: 6.5/10 it good. Make watercactus redbull
Redbull blueberry: yea ok/9. Idk it's a bit odd tbh. Something about carbonated blueberry in that way feels a bit wrong
Berries (idk the english name, sorry folks): same as blueberry

Hell original: it was half a dollar, no expectations and no expenses spared. (Tastes like offbrand redbull, which is concerning, slightly worse tho 9/redbulls score)

Redbull cotton candy (sugarfree): initial reaction was intriguing. Conclusion, It's horrid. This thing scares me. -/- stars. Might be the worst one yet. If I could file a restraining order against a drink, I would. Tastes nothing like cotton candy. I feel like I'm owed money now.
(This thing has a presence. And it's not good)

RB Peach: it's... ok? I guess? Smells like peach candy, tastes confusing?? It's supringly sour. Not bad but nothing I'd pay for. 5.9/9.5. (Why is it white ish?? Looks concerning)


RB Apricot strawberry: it's not bad. Not great. 7/11. Extremely colored, pinkish wine color. It's giving incomplete philosophers stone. Bizarre at first but grows on you. It's sweet, slightly sour. Strawberry is the dominant flavor.

In my possession but not tried yet:
Juneberry

If you think imma list all i have yet to try, youre wrong. Im European and as much as i try my best to commit to the bit, import is not included in that.