Jersey

Jersey







Name: Jersey
Time in IKEA: 7 years
Affiliations: None
Role: Artist
Acquaintances: Ezreal, ChadMcChadface, Angler



Jersey lives alone with her pet bag in a small hut in the IKEA. She uses various materials to paint portraits of those who stumble across her. She knows of Alabama and the Ödmjuk clan, but chooses to live on her own. Her small hut is about a mile outside Alabama and she occasionally travels there to barter her paintings for food and supplies. She offers temporary sanctuary to all those who she encounters, and also offers to paint them in exchange for supplies. When a new customer wanders into the IKEA and finds her, she always points them in the direction of the city and gives them some tips on how to avoid the more dangerous entities. She keeps one of the IKEA bags in a corral behind her hut and has named it Quincy, occasionally feeding it a meatball or two. Overall, she rather enjoys her time in the IKEA, and sees it more as a peaceful place to practice her craft instead of the terrifying hellscape that most others see it as. Those in Alabama know her for her almost scarily good salesman skills. She is far better at manipulating others than her outwardly cheerful demeanor might suggest, to the point where she could convince a merchant to trade a plate of meatballs for a rock she picked up off the ground.