MyCatEatsDoors' Clan

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You go to an IKEA with your roomates to get a chair. That's it. A chair. While wandering around the store's display room, following the paths, you drift away from the group. They're off looking at some interesting lamps, which they'll probably buy despite the fact that you have plenty of lamps and don't need another. Whatever, as long as you all get to the meatballs and ice cream soon.

You feel as though the IKEA is sucking all the water from your body. IKEAs are like that sometimes. You wander around the furniture, looking around while rather bored. You don't notice as the chatter of other customers fades to eerie silence. Eventually, you turn back to try and find your friends to leave. But... that's weird, the kitchen display you just walked past now contains beds and desks.

You turn around. You thought you had been facing a living room, but now it was a bathroom. Okay, everything's fine, just follow the arrows on the floor. And if all else fails, you can resort to interacting with an employee to find an exit. You start wandering along the path, following the arrows on the floor.

An hour later, you still haven't found any signs of an end to the swedish furniture. You're starting to panic, and you're certainly not calmed by the fact that you haven't seen another soul in ages. Somehow, you feel like you aren't in a regular IKEA anymore, and you aren't going to be leaving any time soon...


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